The one where he had fleas in his apartment...
"Mum, dad...I HAVE FLEAS...."
Doesn't sound funny, but the way he delivered it was hilarious....
OR
"I'M FREAKIN' OUT!!!"
any others? T
Jerry's best line delivery....
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Well, I think the best example of Jerry's unique delivery was in "The Cafe". He really shined in this episode with such lines as: "It was a mad house!" <waving arms and making scary faces> "Bazooka Joe!" <pulling his turtle neck sweater over his nose> ...not to mention all the interaction with our beloved Babu. -Ro
I agree - I think that was the funniest. Makes me laugh just to think about it.
Also liked..."I don't wanna be a cowboy"!
S.
Are you sure it wasn't "I don't wanna be a PIRATE!" He made this statement when he realized he was going on TV wearing the puffy shirt, which, as Kramer pointed out, made him look like a pirate.
SR
In Sean Rohead writes:
He said both, from "The Puffy Shirt" and "The Mom and Pop Store" (I think these are the titles).
-Simonfeld d:]
How about: "I don't wanna be Switzerland!" (Jerry, in The Label Maker)
JW
"Have you BEEN to the Division of Motor Vehicles lately? Cuz it's a LEPer colony down there." [discussing with Elaine what percentage of the population is "dateable."] kAThrYN
What I liked (from the same Pirate Shirt Episode):
Low Talker: YOU BASTARD! Seinfeld: Now, THAT I heard. (while pointing up/eyebrows up)
Very funny stuff. Very intelligent. I almost die when I watch this show because I'm laughing so hard.
Oscar
It was when Kramer takes Jerry's sneakers to the mom and pop shop and all he has left is a pair of cowboy boots.
It's gotta be:
"Just let me finish my coffee!!.... Then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up!"
(The Junior mint)
hi there...
i live in australia, and would love someone to send me their all time best quotes from all the seinfeld cast! here are some of my most memorable lines from each of the four main cast member! (By the way my favourite is Geroge!)
ENJOY!
----------------------------------------- Jerry
'I don't want to be a Cowboy!' ----------------------------------------- Kramer
Jerry says ' You threw a banana peel at a monkey?'
Kramer: 'Well he started it!' ----------------------------------------- Elaine
'Maybe the dingo stole your baby?'
Lady: what?
Elaine: THE DINGO STOLE YOUR BABY!' ----------------------------------------- George
'The sea was angry that day my friends.... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a Deli...!' -----------------------------------------
Hope to hear from anyone soon with thier favourite lines from the best show on Television - SEINFELD!
---------- luke :-)
Homepage - http://www.bendigo.net.au/~adamluke/main.htm
CYA! =8^)
"This pretzels are making me thirsty!" ---Kramer
"Are you still master of your domain?" --Jerry
"..Gotta love the Drake" --Elaine
"It's not you, it's me." --George
"Not that there's anything wrong with that" --Jerry
"They're real - and they're spectacular!" --(Teri Hatcher?)
"I'm down!" -- George
"It's beyond BO, it's BBO!" -- George
"What am I, hard of smelling?" --Elaine
"No Soup For You!" --Soup Nazi
"MOUSE!!!" --George's Dad
"So I had to plunk him" --Kramer
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby" --with accent of course --Elaine
"I'm out!" - Kramer from 'The Contest'
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in his soup and blow!" - George from 'The Chinese Restaurant'
DC>"I'm out!" DC>- Kramer from 'The Contest'
DC>"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in his soup and blow!" DC>- George from 'The Chinese Restaurant'
DC>-- DC>=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-= DC> Dave Valenzuela -+- University at Buffalo DC>[email] http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~dcv DC>=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=
wrote:
(snip)
"Because it's there" George in "The Contest"
"What does the little man inside you say? You gotta listen to the little man!" -Kramer
And a long ones: "Jerry poked me!" "Hey, you see cleavage, you poke." "She had great cleavage..." "That's why I poked." "That why I peeked!"
"It's pie country." "Lotta pies." "Strawberry-Rhubarb." "Rhubarb-boysenberry" "Boysenberry-rasperry." "Raspberry-blackberry." "...apple."
"I gave her your number." "...............Let me explain something here. If this is some sort of joke, if this is your idea of a sick game, you and I are no longer friends." "I got no problem with that." "You're serious?" "Expect. A. Call." "He's serious! She's calling ME! This is great!" "....now, you should know....she seems to be under the impression...that...you...are a marine biologist." "Excuse me?" "A marine biologist." "Why?" "I *think* I may have mentioned it..."
J: "I feel like my brain is playing chess against my penis, and losing." G: "We *all* lose!" J: "Till when." G: "Till your 40. Then you still lose, but it's not a blow-out." [email] Laptop Central http://www.enteract.com/~epbrown
"I snubbed her" --Kramer
"It's like a sauna in here" --Kramer
"But I don't wanna be a pirate" --Jerry
"The sea was angry that day, like an old man sending back soup in a deli" --George
"Jimmy likes you" --Jimmy
"You should hear him do flight of the bumble bee, (Kramer move)" --Kramer
"He says he's gonna sew your ass to your face." Elaine to George in "The Statue"
Jerry: "I can't watch a man sing a song." Elaine: "What are you, crazy?" referring to Mel Torme in "The Jimmy"
"Would you prefer that she have hooks?" Elaine to Jerry about "Man Hands"
"No. No one ever gets shot in the city!" (makes face) Jerry in "The Limousine"
"I faked it." Kramer in "The Mango"
"I have the body of a taut pre-teen Swedish boy." Kramer in...the one where he wears jeans
"I'm sure if we put our three heads together we will come up with something." --Newman
Lars J
Lars wrote:
something."
My favorites:
"Jerry, he's a GUY!" --Elaine
"He took (breathes on glasses) it out" --Elaine
"I don't wanna be a cowboy!" --Jerry
"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." --George
"It was my own personal Crying Game." --George
I"m sure there's a ton more that I can't even think of right now. . .
the recepticle, and you think you yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'" - Jerry
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times! Poise counts! It's just as important as the others: swimsuit, evening wear, talent, POISE!" -Kramer
"Maybe I can get some hand that way." -George
"Oh it be!" -Elaine
"thbpt... thpbt... thpbt... I've got a hair on my tounge. I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that?" -Crazy Joe Devola
"Ahh, that's a shame." -Jerry
"<Sniff> that's a shame." -George
Favorite Exchanges:
Kramer: Did you offer those guys a drink? Jerry: No... should I have? Kramer: What kind of a person are you? Jerry: I don't know!
Jerry: It. Elaine: It. Jerry: Out. Elaine: Out.
Jerry: It's the perfect plan... so inspired, so devious, yet so simple... George: This is what I do.
Jerry: Gee, I really can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back? Guy: I'm sorry... we can't do that. Jerry: Oh, you probably don't want people calling you at home? Guy: Uh... no. Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. <click>
Just a sampling. There's many more. Many more. Muwhahahaha!! <-- evil laugh. :)
"You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect." --George to Jerry
In Rick Burch writes:
"My neck feels like a giant monkey-fist!" --Peterman (sp?)
"KHAN!!!!!!" --George Bonanza
Elaine at party in Long Island in response to woman looking for her fiance:
"Maybe the Dingo ate your baby"
Elaine: "He took it out." Jerry: "Took what out?" E: "He took IT out." J: "Are you sure?"
Elaine, in reference to cicumcised penusi- "Off with their heads!"
Kramer, in reference to the "pig man" Jerry-"He wasn't a pig man, was he?" Kramer-"No, he's just a FAT little mental patient!"
In article , [email] says...
In a related quote:
Kramer: Somewhere, the anguished oink of pigman cries for help!
This one is especially good, partly from the bizarre nature of the line itself, but the delivery by Richards is also key.
"A square? Just one square?" "I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square." Elaine and Jerry's girlfriend in the bathroom
"Look to the cookie, Elaine....Look to the cookie"
Jerry describing the racial harmony taking place on his black and
white cookie...and you want to be my latex salesman!
" I picked it up...I studied it..and I said "this is good". George in his bra salesman interview
"I'm George Kostanza (sp?). I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
(Kramer is on a bus that got hijacked. The driver passed out, so Kramer has to drive the bus)
Kramer:"So then the mugger comes to, and he starts choking me! So I was fighting him off with one hand, and I kept driving the bus with the other! Then, I managed to open up the door, you know, and I kicked him out the door, you know, at the next stop!
Jerry: (with a look of utter disbelief)"You kept making all the stops?"
Kramer:"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
This is one of my all-time favorite lines. It's from the "Pinky toe episode".
"How hard is it to lie????" --George
"You can't handle the truth!" --George
"Stella!!" --Elaine
Jerry: "Did you twist it? Turn it? Jam it? Strain it...?" Elaine: "Look, why don't you just shut the hell up."
"Please, show some respect; for I am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots!" --George
Jerry: "You actually think they sell fleas!" George: "Well...it's a logical mistake." (Or something like that.)
George: "I'm such a huge whale fan. What an incredible fish." Jerry: "They're mammals." George: "Whatever." --George
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send soup back at a restaurant." --George
"George is getting upset!!" --George
"I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square." --Elaine (and Jami Gertz)
Frank: "You, ah, know about the cups?" George: "Yes, I know about the cups." Frank: "You got your 'A'....your 'B'......your 'C'.....the 'C' is the biggest."
Just off the top of my head...
--Will
[email] (Philip Williams) wrote:
Joe- Are you still afraid of clowns? Kramer- Yeah.
elaine responding to Jerry about their sexual experiences together:
"Fake, fake, fake, fake."
Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" is by far my favorite.
Another great line from George ( 'The Pilot' ):
"I have lived my whole live in shame. Why should I die in dignity?"
Bert
kramer: "wet and wild, baby."
Hi there!
Her's my favourite quote from Seinfeld!!
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George: Ok, ok! Im not Gay! ..... I'm Buck Naked im a porno actor!
George's Girlfriend: Really...?
George: oh my god!
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Elaines "goofy" dance technique by exclaiming "Sweet Holy Moses"
Antone Sommer wrote:
I like the episode when Jerry asks Elaine to go to the sauna in the gym to check and see if his current girlfriend's breasts are real or fake. Elaine says' "I don't want to see her naked", to which Jerry replies, "Well I do."
For the record, it was "Sweet Fancy Moses."
Todd
In article , [email] (Bob D.) writes:
together:
to
the
It was Sweet Fancy Moses..
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa
[email] * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Get the honey!"
------------------------- "Fatso"
i like when Jerry and Kramer were watching an operation and dropped a junior mint in the patient. later when discussing it kramer say"s "Who doesn't want a junoir mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious!" the way he said delicious kills me
I like the following sequence in bed: Girl: What are you doing? George: Um...pleasuring you. Girl: Well, stop!
Nahweiog Arwheji
In article , [email] says:
"Mulva?..."
In article , [email] (Jaycey) writes:
Mulva!
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa
[email] * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Get the honey!"
------------------------- "Fatso"
On 14 Nov 1996 [email] wrote:
SWEET FANCY MOSES!
Josh
"I know the chunky that left these chunkies.......NEWMAN!!!!!!!!!"
"That must've been one magic lugey..."
On Jerry's answering machine: "This is George ,,, I have nothing to say."
Kramer: "Boutros Boutros Ghali!" upon seeing George's girlfriend topless... also from the same episode, Elaine: "it shrinks?"
Actually it was Jerry who said "Boutros-Boutrous Ghali", following Kramer's exclamation of "Yo-Yo Ma".
I guess it makes it even funnier!!! :) Tina
Rerun of one of this season's first shows on 12/5: Elaine:"...You've never felt remorse." Jerry: "I know. I really feel bad about that." Mary Jo [email]
Kramer says "Only a perfectly sane man would eat this hot dog"
------------ "i'm listening music in the bedroom / \ ------ laughter in the hall dive into the
\ / | ---- | the wind in rolling canyons i will
------------ ------ not take these things for granted."
Toad the Wet Sprocket
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[email]
+ - + - + - + - + - + - +On 30 Nov 1996 [email] wrote:
"Look to the cookie!"
"Diabolical!" - Jerry (This has got to be the BEST quote)
remember the olympic runner that stayed with jerry and they had to make sure he woke up on time because he had missed a race before because his alarm clock didn't go off - or something like that.
the quote that the runner said was "why separate knob? why separate knob?"
------------ "i'm listening music in the bedroom / \ ------ laughter in the hall dive into the
\ / | ---- | the wind in rolling canyons i will
------------ ------ not take these things for granted."
Toad the Wet Sprocket
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[email]
+ - + - + - + - + - + - +On 8 Dec 1996, Allan Hung wrote:
there was one quote I remember fomr the episode where Kramer got a part in the Woody Allen movie the line was "These pretzels are maing me thirsty" anyone out there like that one?
On 30 Nov 1996 [email] wrote:
My favorite is Jerry's "That's a shame"
Another great one: after Kramer comes back from Georges' vacation, (because he feared some disaster was going to happen), and K tell of his time the Super models...Jerry exlaims:
"Nude Sunbathing with Swim-suit Models!!!" ...while slapping george after each sylabol.
"This jacket has completely changed my life" (from the suede jacket with the pink lining episode)
On Fri, 29 Nov 1996, The Johnstons wrote:
In article Erin Gough writes:
The black and white cookie always bothered me because when Jerry takes a bite out of it you can clearly see that the frosting is black and white, but the cookie is all white. Maybe this could be cross posted to the thread on the racism of Seinfeld. Indeed, "look to the cookie".
In article , [email] (Jim Gansemer) writes:
its the color of the icing, hence the name of the cookie...always has, always will.
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa
[email] * * * * * * * * * * * * *
On tonite's rerun. George to Jerry when Jerry tells George that a
menage-a-trois line that Jerry used on his current lady friend was
enthusiastically accepted by her.
"Do you ever get down on your knees and thank god that you know me,
and have access to my dementia?"Classic George Castanza. After the line was delivered I almost fell off my chair, again. JPB
Yes, but before that, when they were reviewing the "plan", and Jerry is finally convinced it will work, he says :
"So inspired! So devious!...And yet so simple!"
-classic!
"Pretty Boy...Tony" (Lift collar) <-- One of my favorites.
[email] wrote:
Not to mention:
"Step off George, just step OFF"
Kramer: "You have to listen to the little man in your head. "
George: "My little man is an idiot!"
How about when Kramer gets the acting bug...
George: "So, you're really going to California?"
Kramer: "Up here (points to his head), I'm already gone!"
Mark C. Cherry [email]
How 'bout them Noles!
How about George on Jerry's answermachine: "Hi, it's George...I got nothing to say."
Don't know whitch episode it's from
The Chinese Woman. George is dismayed over his parent's separation. When Jerry calls back George, he finds that George's lines have been crossed with Donna Chang's
Boy, that Hennegan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell! That's right folks, I just drank three shots of Hennegan's and I don't smell !
That's Hennegan's. No smell, no tell, Scotch. tch.
"It's my time to live baby!" - George Costanza
[email] wrote:
How about when Elaine grabs the toupee of George's head and screams:
"I HATE THIS THING! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH IT!"
and then throws it out the window.
Nobody ever seems to mention my favorite. When Jerry asks Kramer how he's done with the enema equipment he's purchased, Kramer responds that it was successful by stating:
"Wet and wild!"
With a character like Kramer, this is a most appropropriate response.
{When the gang goes to Hampton for the weekend and most everyone but George sees Jane's breasts}
Jerry: "Bhoutros Bhoutros Ghali ! ! !"
[email] wrote:
JERRY: He doesn't even care if a man answers! ELAINE: Or you.
JERRY: (after lecturing on how cursing is bad) What the F*** are you doing, you little piece of SH**????
NEWMAN: Jerry, I'm a little insulted. JERRY: You're not a little anything.
GEORGE: Hey, I got Jon Voight's LeBaron. KRAMER: Boss.
GEORGE: (trying to speak well of homosexuals) My father's gay!
GEORGE: I invented "It's not you, it's me!"
JERRY: Look to the cookie.
ELAINE: (getting an opinion on a dress) What do you think? SOME GUY: You'll never pull it off.
GEORGE: (inquiring about a blind date's cheeks) Is there a pinkish hue?
GEORGE: I drive 'em to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.
KRAMER: What have you done to my little cable boy??
JERRY: ... you never slipped one past the goalie?
ELAINE: I thought you were a leg man. JERRY: Legs? Why would I need legs? I have legs.
-DK "Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel." - Lisa Simpson
One more:
ELAINE: This woman was walking by and said that I looked like Demi Moore
JERRY: How fast was she walking?
GEORGE: Demeee, I thought it was Demi?
JERRY: No, I think its Demeee
GEORGE: Funny, I've never seen a semeee tractor-trailer!
This was a tuff call to make, but here go's !
Epsiode #40 The Key's Scene was @ Moe's Dinner between George and Kramer, where the K-Man convinces George to switch apt key's w/ him.
George : "So you want my key's" ?
Kramer : " Having the key's to Jerry's apartment, that kept me in a fantasy world. Everytime I went over to his house, it was like I was on vaction. Better food, better veiw, better TV ....... cleaner. whooo much cleaner".
And then this one !
Epsiode #98 The Label Maker Secene was @ Jerry's apt, George wonders around spot's the game "RISK" on the dinning table. Keep in mind it was brought over by Kramer, in order to keep Newman from cheating.
George : "What's this" ?
Jerry : " Oh it's "RISK", a game of world domination begin played
by two guy's that can bearly
even
run their own lives".[email] wrote:
bart wrote in article ... This was a tuff call to make, but here go's !
Epsiode #40 The Key's Scene was @ Moe's Dinner between George and Kramer, where the K-Man convinces George to switch apt key's w/ him.
George : "So you want my key's" ?
Kramer : " Having the key's to Jerry's apartment, that kept me in a fantasy world. Everytime I went over to his house, it was like I was on vaction. Better food, better veiw, better TV ....... cleaner. whooo much cleaner".
And then this one !
Epsiode #98 The Label Maker Secene was @ Jerry's apt, George wonders around spot's the game "RISK" on the dinning table. Keep in mind it was brought over by Kramer, in order to keep Newman from cheating.
George : "What's this" ?
Jerry : " Oh it's "RISK", a game of world domination begin played
by two guy's that can bearly> even
run their own lives".[email] wrote:
One more:
ELAINE: This woman was walking by and said that I looked like Demi Moore
JERRY: How fast was she walking?
GEORGE: Demeee, I thought it was Demi?
JERRY: No, I think its Demeee
GEORGE: Funny, I've never seen a semeee tractor-trailer!
Here's another one that I thought should be added. [email] The Clip Show Part 1 Jerry and Kramer are discussing if Jane is really Erica, the phone sex girl.
Jerry: Oh. Your crazy.
Kramer: Am I. Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind.
Jerry: It's impossible.
Kramer: Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top.
Jerry: It can't be.
Kramer: Can it. Or is your entire world crashing down right around you.
In article , oscark writes:
Hey!
It Shrinks...???
Just Me, Lisa.
[email] wrote:
I still love the episode with the pen when Jerry and Elaine go to Florida, Elaine kills her back on the sofa-bed, and is sweating to death. She goes to Mrs. Seinfeld and pleads "Mrs. Seinfeld, PLEASE turn on the air conditioning!!" and Mrs. Seinfeld replies "Are you hot??"
George: "so where's Kramer?"
Jerry: "That's like asking where's waldo"
There are so many good quotes, but this one stands out.
In this episode, Elaine's friend....I forget her name...the one with the hairstyle right of a "high school yearbook"...I think she's a physical therapist and George called her a "delicate genius". anyways, she was curious to know if Kramer was available. Elaine smiled and was hesitant to answer. Then,...
Elaine's friend: "Is there anything wrong with him?"
Elaine: "I'm just thinking about the question."
A couple of seasons ago, Kramer thought he saw a Pig-Man; the result of some medical experiment gone awry. When he told Jerry about it, he said something like "The squeal of the pig cries out for freedom!". Vintage Kramer!
Vicki Krell writes:
A Dingo Ate My Bayyyyyybeeee.
Last nite's piece of work, the epsiode was "The Label Maker" where Kramer and Newman were inside Jerry's apt, near the door.
Newman : "Don't look at me". Kramer : " I'm looking right at you Big Daddy". [email] (David K. Bryant) wrote:
George: "Remember, it is not a lie...if you believe it."
Kramer " Its smooth, creamy, delicate yet, masculine! "
How about: "She's driving me crazy, I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, I'm here, I'm climbing the walls! Meanwhile I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - somethin's gotta give!
Let's not forget Elaine's "mimbo"
Hunk-y TO-NY!
********************************************************************* Chris Pal ([email])
"all I said was, I liked the pen!"
Jerry does say that he doesn't want to be a cowboy in the Jon Voight
episode. (He has to wear the cowboy boots because Kramer takes all his
sneakers to mom and pop. ["I really don't wear the kinds of shoes that
have to be cobbled..."])
And yes, he says it in the Puffy shirt episode. He also says: "But
I don't WANNA be Switzerland!" in response to Kramer telling him that
he's going to have to keep the Risk board game in Jerry's appartment to
keep it away from Newman.
I think there's another one somewhere but I can't think of it right
now... Doh!Rob :)
No, Sean's right. He's talking about when Kramer was concerned a "ma and pa" shoe store was closing down so he took Jerrys sneakers to drum up some business. Hence Jerry was left with nothing to wear except cowboy styled boots. Someone commented the boots made him look like a cowboy. Thats where the line came in "I don't wanna be a Cowboy"
Remember now?
John Fiebig wrote:
He has uttered both those lines - in exactly the same tone - in different episodes. For what it's worth, my favorite line delivery from Jerry follows George's revelation that the last time he saw Elaine's mannequin at the clothing store, it was naked:
Jerry. "Yeah. And Poppy's got problems."
Erik Rolfsen wrote: For what it's worth, my favorite line delivery
IMHO, Jerry's best line delivery to date has to be from The Contest. They're sitting there at Monk's, and as George and Jerry make the wager, Kramer says, "Hey, I want in on this too."
JERRY: "You? You'll be out before we get the check."
In article [email] (Philip Williams) writes:
"This pretzels are making me thirsty!" ---Kramer
"Are you still master of your domain?" --Jerry
"..Gotta love the Drake" --Elaine
"It's not you, it's me." --George
Great butt, yeah, John-John's butt.
In [email] (Phil
"George, you're sapping my strength" --Elaine
Don't you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? --George
Hello, Newman. --Jerry
I say this, with an unblemished record of staunch heteorsexuality, that's fabulous. --George
Have you ever noticed that when it's raining, you tend to get wet. --jerry
Hate the drake! --George
NO SOUP FOR YOU! --The soupnazi
I just wanted to borrow your dustbuster -Kramer
Data wrote:
Jumbayliya! -Newman
No more soup for you! Out! -The Soup Nazi
-Kramer I feel like a naked little dutch boy running through the town. -Kramer
"But we already have a George."
--Elaine from the Bizzaro World episode
Is that the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? -George's dad
Why are fish so thin? They only eat fish. -jerry
yo-yo- ma -kramer
I hope these are right... i might have screwed them up a little
-eddie
William P.D. Seabrook wrote:
George: "What's that?" Jerry: "It's Risk, a game of world conquest, being played by two people who can hardly run their own lives."(Kramer and Newman)