Seinfeld spot for Harry Browne

Script for 60sec campaign spot starring the cast of Seinfeld.

[JERRY is standing at the kitchen counter absent-mindedly flipping through the newspaper. ELAINE stands nearby, eating a celery stick.]

JERRY: Y'know Elaine, I think I'll vote for the Libertarian this year.

ELAINE[very skeptical, talks while chewing]: The [small pause to swallow] *Libertarian*?

JERRY:	Yeah, Harry Browne. Socially tolerant, but [raises finger
	for emphasis & cocks head slightly] fiscally responsible. He's
	the Libertarian Party's candidate for President.

ELAINE[shoving Jerry backwards with both hands]: Get *outta* here!

[Enter KRAMER, in the usual manner]

ELAINE: Hey Kramer, what do you know about this Harry Browne guy?

KRAMER: Fiscally responsible, but [raises finger for emphasis] socially tolerant....He's got *my* vote, bucko!

ELAINE[smugly]: Jerry said socially tolerant, but fiscally responsible.

KRAMER: W-w-w-w-whatever. You should find out more about the Libertarian Party. They make a lot of sense.

ELAINE: I wasn't going to vote at all. I'm sick of both those guys.

JERRY[to Elaine]:
	NOT VOTE!? But don't you want the government to be more
	socially tolerant?

ELAINE: Well...[hands on hips, proudly] I think they should keep their laws off my body.

KRAMER:	[gesturing with cigar for emphasis]
	You got *that* right, sister. And don't you think taxes and
	spending are out of control?

ELAINE[eyes wide, hands spread]: *Waaaaaaaaaaaay* outta control.

JERRY: Then you should send a message and vote for Harry Browne too. For people like us, he's the only one who makes sense.

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Script for 60sec campaign spot starring the cast of Seinfeld.

[JERRY is standing at the kitchen counter absent-mindedly flipping through the newspaper. ELAINE stands nearby, eating a celery stick.]

JERRY: Y'know Elaine, I don't think I'll vote for the Libertarian this year.

ELAINE[very skeptical, talks while chewing]: The [small pause to swallow] *Libertarian*?

JERRY:	Yeah, Harry Browne. Socially retarded, but [raises finger
	for emphasis & cocks head slightly] fiscally ignorant. He's
	the Libertarian Party's idea of a candidate for President.

ELAINE[shoving Jerry backwards with both hands]: Get *outta* here!

[Enter KRAMER, in the usual manner]

ELAINE: Hey Kramer, what do you know about this Harry Browne guy?

KRAMER: Fiscally ignorant, but [raises finger for emphasis] socially retarded....He's a big clown, bucko!

ELAINE[smugly]: Jerry said socially retarded, but fiscally ignorant.

KRAMER: W-w-w-w-whatever. You should find out more about the Libertarian Party. They're dangerous .

ELAINE: I wasn't going to vote at all. I'm sick of Ross Perot.

JERRY[to Elaine]:
	NOT VOTE!? But don't you want the government to be more
	socially tolerant?

ELAINE: Well...[hands on hips, proudly] I think they should keep their laws off my body.

KRAMER:	[gesturing with cigar for emphasis]
	You got *that* right, sister. And don't you think taxes and
	spending are out of control?

ELAINE[eyes wide, hands spread]: *Waaaaaaaaaaaay* outta control.

JERRY: Then you should send a message and vote for Colin Powell, too. For people like us, he's the only one who makes sense.

[Tag line voiceover with info screen & Bo Greitz photo: Harry Browne, Libertine for President. For more information on the Libertine party, and how you can make a difference call 1-800-555-1212] (c) Peter C. Everett

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