A Big Strong Cider Guy

Jun 23, 2003, 7:59 PM ET5 posts by 4 posters
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Fans discuss what Newman says to the farmer's daughter in an episode, sharing script excerpts and identifying his response as a reference to Nautilus equipment.

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kiwiquestion

What does Newman say to the farmer's daughter? (??? below)

"It's nice having a big strong man around"

"Yep, those mail bags can get mighty heavy"

"I ??? of course"

Geoff Glave↩ kiwiquestion

http://seinology.com/scripts/script-132.shtml

[Farm]

(Newman, the farmer and the farmer's daughter sit round the kitchen table. They are working their way through a generous meal.)

FARMER: Enjoy that mutton?

NEWMAN: (mouth full) It's delicious mutton. This is uh, this is outta sight. I would, I would love to get the recipe. It's very good.

(The farmer's daughter is staring at Newman and toying with her fork, touching it to her lips and teeth. (It's difficult to be arousing with cutlery, but she's giving it a pretty good shot.) Newman notices this and tries to take a nonchalant sip from a glass, but it goes down the wrong way and he splutters.)

FARMER: That cider too strong for you?

NEWMAN: No, no. I love strong cider. (for the farmer's daughter's benefit) I'm a big, strong, cider guy.

(The farmer's daughter licks her lips.)

FARMER: Gonna be milking Holsteins in the morning, if you'd like to lend a hand.

NEWMAN: (reluctant) You know, I don't really know that much about uh.. I don't have any.. I don't.. I don't think I know much about that.

FARMER: Ahh, Susie here'll teach you.

(The farmer's daughter goes wide eyed.)

FARMER: Just gotta pull on the teat a little.

(Susie and Newman half-laugh nervously.)

SUSIE: (suggestive) Nice having a big, strong, man around.

NEWMAN: You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy. I uh, I Nautilus, of course. (puffs out his chest)

(The farmer looks at him oddly.)

NEWMAN: (breaking from his pose) Can I have some gravy?

TheNewsGuy(Mike)↩ kiwiquestion

On 23 Jun 2003 16:59:14 -0700, [email] wrote:

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)↩ kiwiquestion

On 23 Jun 2003 16:59:14 -0700, [email] wrote:

??? = "Nautilus". He works out with the Nautilus equipment. http://tinyurl.com/f2y3 (oh, sure, - but then again he is a good tree climber and he has an excelent tennis racquet.)

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