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S09E15 The WizardretroJul 24, 2002, 7:53 AM ET4 years later5 posts by 5 posters
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Fans help a university professor locate a specific Kramer quote from "The Wizard" about a coffee table book, with someone providing a script resource.

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Art Vandelay

Try the Human Fund.

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

The Fat OneArt Vandelay

I need a script or video or just a quotation from Season 9:15 "The Wizard" where Kramer talks about ID4, and how the studio turned a book about rayguns into a blockbuster movie.

reply to group or to [email]

I'm a university professor trying to finish an article and I really really really need this quotation.

thanks in advance

John TwernboldThe Fat One

Our own The News Guy (Mike) has a great Seinfeld site with many scripts: http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/

The script for The Wizard is here: http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/TheWizard.html

KRAMER [entering JERRY's apartment to find JERRY and GEORGE]: Well. JERRY: Hey. KRAMER: Well, grab a cigar, boys. Yeah. It's time to celebrate. JERRY: Wow. What are we celebrating? KRAMER: Uh, you remember my coffee table book? JERRY: With the little legs? KRAMER: That's the one. A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie. GEORGE: How are they gonna make that book into a movie? KRAMER: You remember that photo book on toy ray guns? GEORGE: Yeah? KRAMER: Independence Day? GEORGE: Oh. JERRY: How much are they payin' you? KRAMER: Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working for a while. A long while. JERRY: That's funny because I haven't seen you working for a while. A long while. KRAMER: Yeah, and you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up. Boys, I'm retiring. JERRY: From what? KRAMER: From the grind. I mean, who needs it? I mean, I've accomplished everything I've set out to do. JERRY [seeing that KRAMER has a new watch]: What's that? KRAMER: Oh, I bought myself a little retirement gift. Gold watch. JERRY and GEORGE: Ooh! KRAMER: Well, it's not really gold. JERRY and GEORGE: Aww.

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
unknownThe Fat One

On Fri, 16 Aug 2002 16:59:45 GMT, "The Fat One" wrote:

Not the famous Dr. CARL Grindley of the English department?

WOW - Now I can help you!

As John already said, go to my web page and do all the research you need. this is QUITE and honour, sir.

Will you please post your article here?

Thanks,

Mike

The News Guy(Mike) - Seinfeld Lists http://www.geocities.com/tnguym All things Seinfeld; scripts, trivia, lists,
EastCoastGuyzThe Fat One

When you finish the article, please either post it here or a web site it will be on.

East

The Fat One wrote: