Best NEWMAN Quotation

"It's not junk mail! It takes just as many man-hours to deliver..."

	--When hiding in the bookstore doing the Cyrano de Bergerac
  	  bit with Kramer to help Kramer get the woman with the crinkly
	  hair-bow

"Oh, the humanity."

	--Upon being nearly immolated while driving the mail truck, thanks
	  to flames caused by Kramer's having spilled flammable liquid
	  all over the asphalt. It took me a good minute or two to "catch"
	  this one: in case anyone is interested, it was the famous spon-
	  taneous utterance by a reporter who witnessed the explosion of the
	  Hindenberg dirigible airship (i.e., hydrogen-filled blimp, very
	  hazardous) in New Jersey in 1937. A very clever tag line in our
	  favorite show, I must say.

Sorry, but this tag line was done MUCH better by Les Nessman in WKRP when they threw the turkeys out of the helicopter.

Oh, yeah. That's one of the best half hours of TV ever made...

The News Guy wrote:

Yes, funny how we remember little thing from tv shows 10 years ago! Do you remember the episode when--I forgot his name--said to Les Nessman figuratively: "Les--go into your office and look up the word "PLAGIARISM"! and Les says, "OK!" Then later when we forget about him he suddenly comes back with his dictionary and says, "....plagiarism..let's see....'That which is plagiarised...the act or state of plagiarizing...something plagiarized'...". and Les snaps the dictionary closed and walks out.....I remember that scene as one of the funniest jokes on the show---I've used that joke over the years whenever someone asks me to look up a word. I love making people laugh with that joke....