Ideas for Elaine's pregnancy....

Gimme a break!! Go back to watching Friends!

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J. Peterman sends Elaine to Australia to research new line of platypus shoes and she gives birth there, but a dingo runs off with the baby!!

[email] (zanzara) wrote:

How about if Elaine gets pregnant by someone unknown to us and all the guys (George, Jerry, Kramer and Newman) make proposals to her to give the baby a father. But she keeps telling them that, "No." It would be a chance for all the guys to shows us their compassionate sides.

I heard Jerry in an interview say that he may do another season,wouldn't that be cool? Oh, about Elaine's pregancy...hide it. They don't need to bring a baby into the show, that always means the end of the series is coming...

I've heard that too. This may not be the last season.

And I agree 100%. Hide the baby.

I think they should definatly....Hide the baby. There's no room for a baby on Seinfeld.

I think they should all notice her,,,,, development....and she should be oblivious to it... they would try to help her up cause of her condition,,and she would say, what condition???...

its probably only me...but I think it would be awsome...

even if they were oblivious to it too..just let her be.

but they would never go for it..

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

Once the child is born, they could do a spoof of "Three Men And A Baby". The baby needs to be changed...Jerry looks at George and says.."I'll give you $1,000 if you change her"! JT

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Oh, yuck! That is exactly what I *don't* want them to do here!

-Jen

If they let Elaine get pregnant on the show, I predict Seinfeld will be off the air within one year.

Remember Moonlighting? A pregnancy and/or baby and/or marriage would be the beginning of the end.

Rick Burch

I think the baby's first words should be "Jimmy, Jr. wants his bottle!"

I just came up with an off-the-wall idea. How about if Newmen is the father/

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

Great idea, but better still is the idea that she is unsure whether it is Newman or Kramer! Imagine those two idiots raising a child! They couldn't even look after a truck load of empty bottles and cans!

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Kramer should be the father. It fits best that way--his vasectomy was botched, and in "The Abstinence," Elaine was so desperate that when Jerry turned her down she asked, "Is Kramer home?" The question is, was he?

Well I think that they should definately have her become pregnant on the show. As for the father, they should deal with it in one of two ways:

1. Jerry wants to make sure once again that Elaine wasn't "faking" with him, and on that night they concieve.

                  2. Elaine's new boyfriend, whom Jerry, George and Kramer
hate,
                      is the father and all three guys try to persuede her
to dump
                      her man and let them help her to raise the child.

Just my HO.

LR

LRamus5207 wrote:

Do you really think that a woman has to have an orgasm before she can get pregnant? hellooooooooooooooooooooo go read an anatomy book or something.

Robin and Eryn wrote:

Hellooooooooooooooooooooo!!?? Where (Oh Where!) in LRamus5207's post did he suggest (even remotely) that the woman's orgasm is necessary for conception? Go read an etiquette book or something :)

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One infers from your hasty reply that you yourself only recently learned female orgasm is not a prerequisite for conception.

--/<eith

The Faking Elaine was talking about in that episode was an Orgasm. Not to have faked it makes no difference in pregnant, or pregnant.

You can have an orgasm and not get pregnant. You can become pregnant without an orgasm. You can have both. You can have none.

It Shrinks...???

Just Me, Lisa.

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Helloooooooooooooo, that's not the implication of the original post. LRamus was merely stating the premise as to how Elaine and Jerry might have sex again, not that her having an orgasm is necessary for pregnancy. As a special bonus, Elaine gets pregnant.

Clanceman

Hmmm...I guess the father wasn't "sponge-worthy". huh huh

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Thank you Clanceman!!! Finally, someone with half a brain (undoubtly more) got what my original post meant. Clance couldn't have said it better- I was indeed stating a premise for Jerry and Elaine to have sex, not stating that I thought orgasm was necessary for conception. So to Clance and the others who got what I was trying to say and defended me, thanks. To the rest of you idiots with your bone-headed responses (especially the morons who wrote about me reading an "anatomy book") please read the post a little carefully next time and you will understand what I am trying to say.

LR