Ignore the ugly TV Guide Rumor!

Next week's TV Guide reports that Seinfeld will end with Elaine marrying Jerry. Ha! We all know Elaine's true (but secret) love is George. George runs like the wind,can lift a 100 pounds over his head and never pays for parking.Jerry is funny of course but he isn't half the man George is.

He also has great vertical leaping ability.

He can also bait a hook and is termed a "chucker" in basketball. By the way, where was his great vertical leaping ability when he was demonstarting the athletic shoes designed by The Jimmy?

Ask George and he will tell you that he has an incredible vertical leap. Reality may be different.

and he can lift a hundred pounds right over his head!!!!

Well, context aside, "incredible" doesn't necessarily mean "high". In fact, it means "unbelievable" -- maybe George's vertical leap is unbelievably dorky. :-) To me it looked pretty dorky when he demonstrated it in "The Jimmy".

Bo

[email] (L.B. Peep) wrote:

I resent your characterization of George's vertical leap. I think his leap is incredibly graceful and elegant. I should know. I jump just like that. Oh, maybe not as high but with the same style and grace 8-).

Robert Sacks wrote:

->He can also bait a hook and is termed a "chucker" in basketball. By ->the way, where was his great vertical leaping ability when he was ->demonstarting the athletic shoes designed by The Jimmy?

Yes, that's the correct episode. The same thing came to mind when that guy was explaining what he read in the TV Guide. The jumping thing came right to mind..

..must be the pretzels.....

Plus remember when he was spotting those raccoons.:)

And he has excellent hearing. He can hear an ordinary conversation through a closed door.

Bo

[email] (L.B. Peep) wrote:

And he can lift a hundred pounds right over his head!

Now I don't feel so bad about my .sig!

Let's not forget that he knows the locations of all the public washrooms in NYC.

Terry

Terry Van Belle writes:

Let's not forget that [George] knows the locations of all the public washrooms in NYC.

Which just proves that he's a closet case with a T-room fetish.

And can he ever parallel park!!

i got only one thing to say.. he is George Costanza.. Lord of the idiots!!!

On Sat, 13 Apr 1996, Dan aka FMUlder and KMan wrote:

Then why did he need the lip reader at the party when he and ?? broke up. (Episode where Jerry dates the deaf ball girl).

Well George does indeed pay for parking on the 4/4 episode.