Fans discuss the last name of a character named Kosh, with some referencing other sci-fi shows and joking about Seinfeld characters instead of clarifying the episode's actual content.
In article Gus Calderon wrote:
Kosh Tanza.
Played by Wayne Alexander, Jason's brother.
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Captain Infinity
..."Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Kosh."
"Kosh who?"
(Bathroom door swings open, Kosh comes running out, encounter suit around
his ankles) "Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!"Captain Infinity wrote in message ...
sweet moses, smell the roses, what the VanBuren is this all about? this is a seinfeld NG you know. we're living in a society here.
On Fri, 27 Feb 1998 23:36:53 -0800, "foreman, dean" wrote:
Kosh Kramer, I think it turned out to be. We're living in time, too. I have 10:40, what time is it by you?
In article Heck wrote:
Purple.
** Captain Infinity
Ambassador Kosh Naranek.
Regards,
Neil
[email] wrote:
I'm sorry, he's stepped out for a moment.
Can I take a message?
Hello?
** Captain Infinity
As long as it can be delivered w/o becoming a three-edged sword. ;>
TJ
How do we know "Kosh" is his "first" name? Perhaps "Kosh" is his family name and "Naranek" the familiar.
Remember when the "New Kosh" came on board and they wanted to know what to call him in private? He said "We are all Kosh.""
Rich
Ambassador Kosh wrote in message ...
In rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, alt.fan.tom-servo, and alt.tv.babylon-5 In article Dave wrote:
Well, we on alt.fan.tom-servo are not interested in your discussions about restricting threads. Please restrict your discussion of thread restrictions to one of the restriction newsgroups, like soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm.
Followups set appropriately, Dave ;-)
** Captain Infinity ...I thought he said "Wralkosh" myself. BTW.
On Mon, 9 Mar 1998 12:26:18 -0800, "Richard Van Fossan" wrote:
What are you talking about? Kosh's last name is Naranek....It's Jenkins.
(Now what movie is THAT from?)
Mr. Wonderful
Mr. Wonderful wrote in message ...
name
According to JMS and the B5 FAQ "Naranek" is a title...like Honorable
In , "James F. Rollen" writes:
Hey, any time one of you folks decides to remove 'alt.tv.seinfeld' from the distribution list for this thread would be fine with us.
In article , [email] wrote:
Unless, maybe, Kosh's last name rhymes with a male body part.
Babu
[email] wrote:
Kosh Nenis?
Kosh Nesticle?
I got it!
Kosh Nostrate!
Tony
Dave wrote:
I hope they listen to you.
maro
holy moses smell the roses, mirsk out with kosh already
On Tue, 10 Mar 1998 12:03:10 GMT, [email] (Mr. Wonderful) wrote:
Woops....meant "ISN'T' Naranek....
--slinking away---
Mr W.
Mr. Wonderful wrote:
On Mon, 9 Mar 1998 20:50:09 -0600, "James Jackson" wrote:
LOL
That reminds me of my grandmother, raised speaking Yiddish in some quaint but poverty-stricken Polish town. She had a pony, and always used to speak of, or, at least, hint at a tall, dark stranger, who, during his occasional visits to her family's farm, would state to her, in a whispering, click and gurgle-laden diction, "Got heyst oykh keyn naar nit zayn".
Please join us in alt.tv.seinfeld, and elsewhere on Usenet and the web for a translation party.
[email] (Heck) wrote:
Quello mi ricorda della mia nonna, Yiddish parlante alzato in una certa citt� olacca quaint ma povert�-impressionante. Ha avuta un pony ed usato sempre per parlare di, o, almeno, il suggerimento ad uno sconosciuto alto e curo, che, durante le sue chiamate occasionali al podere della sua famiglia, ichierebbe a lei, in un sussurro, in uno scatto ed in un diction gorgogli-carico, " ha ottenuto a keyn del oykh del heyst lo zayn naar del nit ".
Unirli prego in alt.tv.seinfeld ed altrove sul USENET e sul fotoricettore per un partito di traduzione.
LisaB
In article LisaB wrote:
I will attempt to translate for the vision-impaired:
"My nana, Della, killed my recording of the quaint Yiddish alto singer Pavarotti doing a poor impression of a citrus-flavored Certs while lactating. I laughed and said "I wanta pony" while Ed sat in the parlor and peppered Princess Di. Oh, I suggest you remember the Alamo. Add one scone and some proscuitto, cured from the alto singers Che Guevara and Jimmy Durante, whose Chia Pet occasionally sued poor Della and my family. I get itchy and have to rub a lot when I wear a lei in Sensurround. My uncle Ed is immune to cats, and has perfect diction while gargling karaoke. It is funny that otter nuts are the key to the deli. Oink. There was a heist at the deli; those losers were aiming for a deli nearby. 'Night."
The rest is just meaningless babble.
** Captain Infinity
Captain Infinity wrote:
You better watch out! I think nonna is about to make you an offer you can't refuse.
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Dammit, Cap'n! I have tears running down my face!!-
This is just too funny! Thanks for everything!
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[email]
(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
(Remove XXXX to reply)Donde esta Senor Queso? Senor Queso es muy loco porque Senor Queso tiene una cabeza de queso! Donde esta mi mano? Mi mano esta en sus pantolones. Cuidado! Cuidado! Hay llamas! Cronan es un chalito. Mi gato anda errante con las almas de los muertos. Yo soy la Virgen de Guadalupe.
Sean O'Hara wrote:.
I'm warning you for the last time, keep your hand out of my pants! Even if you are the Virgin of Guadalupe. Especially if.
Got anything for the Visio impaired?
Dave (has no flowchart software)
[email] (Captain Infinity) has been practicing human consciousness and is noticeably improved. (Wed, 13 Jun 2001 16:33:43 GMT)
This is great. Really, a fine job. I understand this is how the translation of Ugaritic got off the ground, too.
Heck wrote: <CUT>
This is probably one more stunt by one of those poor creatures who form sects and believe thay can program you if they get you to read a 'special' 'sacred' yadda yadda - text. "The curse... it's the curse! BEWARE of the CURSE!!!!" (You know who... in 'The Mummy')
The rest? Look like it all babble.. Captain Infinity wrote in message news:[email]...
Pavarotti
laughed
On 9 Mar 98 21:22:16 GMT, [email] (Dave) wrote:
Anyone who's interested, particularly the straight and proper posters of ats and Usenet, this is definitely a premier example of trolling Captain Infinity. He, (it, whatever, Captain Infinity is a program that originated in the computer club of UCSD) never fails to respond to such complaints and attempts at formalization.
Ambassador Kosh Naranek
Regards,
-Neil
[email] wrote:
I'm sorry, he's *still* not back in the office yet, but I do expect him to be checking in for messages at any time. Can I take a number where he can reach you?
Hello?
Unh? He keeps hanging up. Gonna be one of *those* days.
** Captain Infinity
Jenkins. Kosh Jenkins, of the Jenkins boys of Vorlon.
In article Gus Calderon wrote:
Kosh Tanza.
Played by Wayne Alexander, Jason's brother.
** Captain Infinity ..."Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Kosh." "Kosh who?" (Bathroom door swings open, Kosh comes running out, encounter suit around his ankles) "Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!"
On 27 Feb 98 21:02:49 GMT, [email] (Dave) wrote:
Captain Infinity was always there.