"You're not Chinese" (Estelle)
"No, I'm from Long Island" (Donna Chang)
"You mean I've been taking advice from a woman who is not Chinese!" (Estelle)
"I'm sorry..." (Donna)
"Oh, this changes everything, I'm leaving" (Estelle)
"You wanna divorce, you got one.." (Frank)
"I got out for a quart of milk and come home to find my son treating his body like an amusement park" "It's too bad you can't do that for a living, you could sell out Madison Square Garden"
A classic is in the episode where she gets the eye job. At the diner with George:
E:"I'm getting an eye job." G:"Why?" E:"Well now that I'm out there I have to look my best!" G:"No. You're not out there, cos I'm out there and if I meet you out there, there won't be enough voltage to electroshock me back into coherance!"
Something like that.
"Georgie, what about the jello?"
from "The Puffy Shirt"