Elaine Loves George (New Evidence)

S07E09 The SpongeretroMar 19, 19963 months later15 posts by 13 posters
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Elaine and George will hook up in the series ending episode, possibly following M.A.S.H.'s pattern of characters doing the opposite.

Theory proposing Elaine has romantic feelings for George based on her reaction to Jerry's Cadillac gift and Susan's suspicion, widely dismissed by other posters who find the pairing implausible.

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David A. Tharp

In the hour long episode in which George tries to hook up with Marrissa Tomei something happens which has been widely mis-interpeted. I'm referring of course to Elaine becomming passionate when she finds out about the fancy car Jerry bough his dad.The un-hip thought this either Elaine was a golddigger or that the writers had struck a false note. Ha!!! Elaine,if not wealthy,is at least affluent & as Jerry's ex girl friend had a good idea of Jerry's finances.The real reason is that this was a ploy on her part to make George jelous.

When Susan asked Elaine if she was having an affair with George Elaine responded with nervous laughter.She had been found out by her fellow woman. Susan's feminine rader caught the hidden truth,Elaine had the hots for the Lover boy from the Queens!

But Dave didn't Elaine argue with George? The argument only proves the love Elaine has for George having the closeness that is familar to all married couples.People who are close to you can bug you in a way that is impossible to those you really hate.

David Tharp [email]

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

David ,

You are off your rocker!!! Are we watching the same show??? Elaine and George linked romantically?? Elaine would probably choose Newman over George if they were the last two men on earth. And George would NEVER be sponge-worthy.

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I agree. There will never be a hookup between George and Elaine unless it's the series ending episode. If you remember M.A.S.H., all characters did the opposite in the series ending episode. I would prefer an ending more like Cheers.

Buzz A.

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[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

[ deleted: long deconstruction of Marisa Tomei episode which shows that Elaine is interested in George ]

to which, 3 separate people posted questioning David's sanity and generally taking him at face value. The following is a slight rewrite of e-mail I sent to the first of the 3 people, but which deserves to be posted to the group now.

Relax. David is one of the most senior posters on alt.tv.seinfeld. In the old days, we used to post long complex deconstructions of the plots of Seinfeld that adhered to the details of the episodes, but came to the most absurd conclusions imaginable. They were really quite funny (and since we were
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I get it. You publicly pretend to be stupid, and then sit back and laugh when people call you stupid. Pretty funny.

(Anyone else get the sense that "David" is an imaginary friend?)

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Excuse me, but "tongue-in-cheek satire" does not equal "stupid". However, "duhhh, I don' get it" comes very close.

Bo

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BLo sez... <<Sorry I had to ruin the joke, David, by making it so explicit that your post was, in fact, a joke. However, there's only so much I can take. BTW, remember the uproar over why she didn't eat the pie ? Think it's time to bring that up again ?>>

Could you please? I missed it the first time around and I don't have quite enough absurdity in my life right now... Thanks!!

Dave, I agree with Ms. Bombay. You're coming to conclusions based on assumptions and turning it all upside down. *ELAINE TOLERATES GEORGE*. She has no love interest in him whatsoever. Trying to make George jealous? Elaine could care less about that. Her interest in Jerry increased because of the discovery about his wealth. When talking to Susan about an affair with Elaine, she laughed nervously because of the horror of the idea. An argument as a basis of love? C'mon, be serious. Yes, people in love argue, but people who dislike each other argue much more. I don't think there is anything to substantiate Elaine liking George as anything more than "Jerry's friend."

-Gary K.

Come on...I think she laughed the way she did to not upset Susan...c'mon...

Dave is dumb. He's moderatly retarded. He wears the same pants every day. He gets beat up after work every day. His only joy in life is a little show called SEINFELD, I think we can all learn a lesson from his stupidity.

[email] (Pixies8093) wrote:

Hey!!! You can't talk about Letterman like that.

Monty

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