Seinfeld moments

I popped in to a factory store that sells leather jackets (you know retail is for suckers). There was this beautiful sport-jacket-type leather jacket. It wasn't suede and didn't have a crest or anything, but it was great looking. Then I looked at the price tag and thought is was a bit steep. Then the salesman came and asked me to try it on and I did, but I said the price was a little too high for me. Salesman said it looked great on me (foreign accent of course) and looking at the mirror I agreed. Then he said there was a sale starting in a few days and it was going to be 50% off. I wasn't going to guard it, although there was only one at my size. Today I went again to check if the jacket was still there and it was and 50% off. So I bought it and went home and tried it on. As I was looking at the mirror I knew something was wrong. Skinny mirrors, they had skinny mirrors, you know false reflecting...blimey! I thought I was going to put that guy right out of comission, but it's not that bad, it really accentuates my bust line ;-)

youll have to do somthing about that lining though.

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"I wish I had the last five minutes of my life back..."

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"I wish I was taller." It really took 5 minutes to read that?

Don't forget that duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail

Byron

Still: two seconds set up by a whole episode.... when Kramer sees the baby in the kitchen in "The Hamptons"....

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Yes, but... are they real?

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Hope you got it hot. Youll make your World's Best Dad proud!

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see...a....nipple