Seinfeldish moments

Sometimes I try to create these in my own life just for hahas. Like for example I told this girl i was talking to that if her friends turned around, she was gonna have a lot of explaining to do in my Kramer voice, told a guy my name was Slappy White, and told a shopkeep I was gonna name my dog, Little Pedro Johnson, after him. Its just for fun and to keep the laughs "alive" anyone else do this?

My school's newspaper had this passage in one article last month:

"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."