*******DAVID H'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS****8*****

*******DAVID H'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS****8*****

THE GOOD NEWS; I GOT 227 EMALES TODAY!!!! THE BAD NEWS: THEY ARE ALL FROM THE SAME PERSON AND THEY ALL SAY "IT MUST REALLY SUCK BEING YOU."

YOUR PLA DAVID H. `

ITS NOONE YOU KNOW ITS SOME WON ELSE **A MEAN WON** WHO HATES ME CAUSE IM POPULER AND RESPECTID ANDHES NOT.

DAVID

I can't really believe anything you write David...you called me a "skank"...remember? Alison (with one "L")

"David H Your Pal!" wrote:

... for a minute i thought that said you got 227 FEMALES today!

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, [email] (Alric Knebel) said this:

Well, Alric, he always removes alt.tv.seinfeld from the reply before he sends it, so he'll never see our responses unless we add that newsgroup back to the address list (which I've done). But, I agree with you...it's kinda ironic that he constantly asks people to stop cross-posting when he's doing the exact same thing...

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"Think about it...dead people getting up and walking around, and Tina Yothers coming to town. Coincidence? Oh, I don't think so."

• Chef, "South Park"

Hey, look, everybody, it's that famous "stop-crossposting" guy. I was wondering where he went. Do you think he'll make a comeback. Or will he limit his role to a mere cameo in an updated version of The Stop-Crossposting Guy, sort of like how a lot of the old cast members from LOST IN SPACE made cameo appearances in the big-budget blockbuster sci-fi film LOST IN SPACE. I hope so, because once a guy gets too old to play a part, he looks ridiculous wearing a toupee and a girdle, trying to look young. And the Stop-Crossposting guy was an action hero, so you know how ridiculous that looks, to see a guy like that who should be retired, beating up on guys half his age, like, yeah, right, like I believe THAT. We'll have to wait and see what role his agent recommends for him, and hope he has the humility to take his advice.

It must suck to be you.

(Actually, I'm a big fan. Keep it up.)