Best Kramer Lines?

I just saw this episode again, and I think it's probably the funniest line I've ever seen Kramer deliver. It's the infamous "Jimmy" episode, where Kramer gets shot full of novacaine and mentions how the dentist is now "adults only". He's happy about this because he doesn't have to watch his language, and when Jerry asks him if he feels a need to swear at the dentist's, he says "When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives FLY!" I think it's a good line to begin with, but when you add in his delivery, it's even better. Stacey C.

Here's all I can remember offhand, please add:

Marisa Tomei, Mel Torme, Keith Hernandez, Danny Tartabull, Jon Voight, Judge Reinhold, Lawrence Tierney, Courtney Cox.

Many more have been "implied": such as JFK Jr, Joe DiMaggio, Uma Thurman, etc.

*Nat*

[email](Nat Mastick) wrote:

Don't forget TOW Kramer was on the Murphy Brown show.

Jerry

How about Teri Hatcher and Paul Reiser?

When you say "cameos," do you mean a well-known actor/actress in a one-shot role or a celebrity playing him/herself (or both?).

Stars playing themselves:

Bette Midler Fred Savage Keith Hernandas Marisa Tormei Regis and Kathie Lee Jose Carreras Corbin Bersen George Wendt

Stars playing characters

Judge Reinhold Helen Slater Teri Hatcher Brian Doyle-Murray What's her name on "Frasier"

Actors playing stars

George Steinbrenner JFK, Jr. Calvin Klein J. Petterman

That's all I can think of now. I'm sure there's more.

By the way, does anyone know if the people that Jerry did the pilot for at NBC are real people?

add Courtney Cox in the "wife" episode

Euge.

You might as well say "Joe Blow" from the "xxx" episode. Courtney Cox did not do a "cameo", since this was done prior to "Friends"; it's not like she had name recog- nition or anything. She was just another of Jerry's girls. Same with Teri Hatcher. I'm not dissing on either of them, it's just that these are not cameo appearances. In the strict sense, neither was Judge Reinhold's as the close-talker, although his name quotient was somewhat higher. I would categorize him as a celebrity guest star. The women, however, appeared on Seinfeld before their careers really took off.

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PAUL REISER HAS NEVER BEEN ON SEINFELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, what the heck, here are some more:

Cameos: Bryant Gumbel (in "The Puffy Shirt"), Jay Leno, Corben Bernson and George Wendt (when Jerry was on the "Tonight Show" in L.A.).

Guest Star: Marlee Matlin (the deaf lineswoman at the U,S. Open).

Implied Cameo: David Letterman (when George waylaid him in the hallway at NBC to try to get his help in dumping Susan).

Maybe he was mentioned already - but let's not forget Jon Voight in The Mom and Pop Store. Also Mel Torme in The Jimmy.

Three more:

1. Kathy Lee Gifford and Regis Philbin in the episode with Kramer's Coffee Table Book.

• Jose Carreras ("the OTHER guy" of "3 Tenors" fame).

Regis and Kathy lee

Also Paul O'Neill and Danny Tartabull (from the Yankees)

Armin Shimerman who plays Quark on Deep Space Nine was on one episode as Kramer's Golf teacher or something. I think his name was Sam.

O. J.'s white Bronco. hehe. Joke. Remember the episode though?

Brad "Timon" Willis

what about Joe Dimaggio?? i'm not sure, but doesn't he dunk his donuts?

tat

Daphne from "Frasier" was the virgin.

Bette Midler (George knocks her over at a softball game)

Some comedian from the past (who invited Jerry to the Friar's Club)

Corbin Bersen and George Wendt (backstage at the Tonight Show)

Bette Midler.

"I'm going to surround myself in wood. Wood, Jerry. Wood!"

peace and veggies Amy R. Kelley "You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"--Aaron Tippin

Wood is good!

Lars J

2 words: "The cocobean!"

I'm Cosmo Kramer the Assman!

Hey - ya got any meat?!? The original Kramer line

Oh, It be so !

One of my favorites was said on the season premere last week.

Elaine: (Walking into the Karate place) "Kramer, what are you doing? Kramer: I'm, I'm Dominating!

"I'd love to have shoe horn hands." "The Barber", talking about Edward Scissorhands.

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see." pretending to be the Movie phone guy.

"When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!" "The Jimmy", Kramer loaded with novocain

"....my boys need a house!"

"I'm out...I'm out of the contest!" (slamming money on the counter)

I don't have a table!

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"I'm going to surround myself in wood! Wood, Jerry! Wood!"

I don't know the episode title, but when Kramer was calling the 976-sex line and told Jerry that his girlfriend was the operator Jerry said you're crazy and Kramer says something like "Am I, or am I so sane that it just BLEW YOUR MIND!"

The episode was The Stall

[email] (Andrew J. Maier) wrote:

Favourite Kramer lines

Yes, this one plus a thousand others!

Related to the underwear scene where Jerry says "say it ain't so Kramer", Kramer say, "Oh it be so".

Also, love his monologue where he describes and acts driving the bus to take the little pinky toe to hospital. It's a scream how he acts driving the bus, making all the stops along the way, and fending off the bus hijacker. A scream.

This line perhaps perfectly exemplifies Kramer's personality: always coming up with what he thinks are good ideas, but never thinking them through. I mean, what would you do with shoe horn hands? (Besides putting on and off one's shoes, of course.)

In "The Outing"

George and Jerry(to the reporter): We're not gay! Kramer(bursting into the room): Okay guys, how about hitting the steam room? G and J: NO!!!! NO STEAM!!!!!!! Kramer: But I don't want to be naked all by myself!

This doesn't read well but the delivery is quintessential Kramer, probably my favourite line by the K-man.

At my office we are big fans and when we had to change the furniture this one came up. Kramer makes that show, your right his delivery of this was great!

Sid Rice

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