****DAVID H AND PLITICAL CRETNESS (WAS: Re: No more gays?)

OH ALL RICK I THING YOR WAY OFF BASE ON THIS WON CAUSE TELEOLOGICALLIE THE VERY NATURE OF PLITICLE CRECTNESS IS TO USUALLY IMPOSE SOME SORT OF LINGUISTIC SPECAL TRETMENT FOR SOME WON LIKE SAYING CHAIR PERSON AND LEMME TELL YA IT REALLY STICKS IN MY CRAW.

SO NOW EVRY BOAT IN THE WORLD IS SAD CAUSE OF THEIR CALLED SHES AND NOT HES? WHOT ABOUT A BOTE THAT WO;NTS TO BE A HERMAPHRODITE? HUH? DID;NT EVN THINK OF THAT AND YOU WATCH ALLY MACBEEL.

STICKING IN MY CRAW.

SO NOW WE HAVE TO SAY NOT CHARMAN OR CHARWOMIN OR CHARPERSON BUT CHAIR-IT????? POLITCAL CRETNESS IS ALL ABOUT LETTING ANY DUMN WON OR GADFLY GET HIS SAY IN A SEA OF SPECIAL INTRESTS THAT MANGLE SOCCER CAUSE OF THE SOCCRE MOMS WHO DO;NT WANT THEM TO KEEP SCORE OF THE GAME AND SO EVERYWON GETS KICKED IN THE SHINS AND NO VICTORY TO MAKE UP FOR IT??? STSIKING IN MY CRAW ALL RICK.

ITS ALL ABOT PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE VIKTIMS LIKE OH IT HURTS ME SO CALL IT A PERSON-HOLE NOT A MAN HOLE. OH WAIT, IT-HOLE. THIN THE JERKS OF HTE WORLD WILL INSIST IT BE CALLED AN A-HOLE. AND THE GEN-X-ERS WO;NT IT CALLED AN X-HOLE BUT CLINTON STILL LIKES "HOLE". HEY RAGAN BROUGHT THE SOVETS TO THERE NEES AND CLINTON BRINGS INTERNS TO THERE SOVIETS. UMMM....SOUNDED F UNNIER ON THE RAYDIO....OH I MENT NEES. NOT SOVIETS. RAYGEN BROUGTH THE NEES TO THE SOVIETS CAUSE THEY HAD NO NEES JUST LONG SKINNY PODS WITH SUCKSHUN KUPS ON THE BOTTOM LIKE INSECTS.

OUR FORE FATHERS FORGED THIS GRATE LAND OF OURS CROSSING DESSERTS WITH HORSES AND WOMEN AND MAN DID THEY HAVE BAD BRETH AND NOW THIS CUNTRY IS SO PAMPERIED EVRY WON GETS WHINING ABOUT NO DO;NT USE THAT WORD IT;S NOT RITE. THE **ONLY** PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE RITE TO SAY THAT IS BLACKS ABOUT THE N-WORD. IF YOU THING BENG CALLED A PANSIE AT THE BUSSTOP AT SCOOL IS TORMENT TRY SLAVRY NOW **THATS** AN INCONVENIENCE. YOU;D BE SAYING I CAN;T GO PARTY CAUSE I GOT SOME SLAVEWORK TO DO. INSTED OF GONG TO BATH HOUSES SINGING ITS FUN TO STA AT THE YMCA YO;D BE IN TEH FEILDS WORKING AND SINGING TOTE THAT BARGE LIFT THAT BALE GET A LITTLE DRUNK AND YA LANDS IN JALE. YES MASSA NO MASSA. NOW **THATS** VICTIMIZASHUN NOT HEY NO GAY JOKES.

REALLY STICKS IN MY CRAW.

AND THERS ALL WAYS A BACK LASH AGANST P.C. SO THING TWISE!!! THE MOST POPLULAR TINGS ARE ANTI-PC: THE SIMSONS (BART, NOT OJ HES A BAD NIGGER--OOPS THAT WON SLIPPED OUT SORRY **NOT THAT HTEIRS ANY TING RONG WITH IT**...PHEW), REN AND STIMPY, SOUTH FORK, SEFFELT, LARRY SANDARS, RUSH LIMBOLT, AND ON AND ON AND ON.

SO WHOAT IF A DOCTER INVENTS A NEW GENDER AND THEY CALL THEMSELFS CHINKS WILL YOU HAVE TO SAY "CHAIRCHINK" OR "CHINKHOLE COVER"?

ALL RICK YOR A NICE GUY BUT YOU OBVEOULSLY HAV;NT THOWT THIS ALL WAY THRU SO HIT THE BOOKS STUDY REEL HARD AND INTILL YOU KNO WHAT YOR TLAKING ABOUT I **WILL NOT** DISCUSS THIS THINGS WITH YOU ANY MOE. AND FRANKLIE ITS A GOOD THINK I KNO WHAT I;M TLAKING ABOT OR I;D BE LOOK ING VERY DUMN RITE NOW.

SO EVRY WON QUIT STIKING IN MY CRAW.

HEY MAY BE I SHUD RU N FOR PRESIDINT!!!

DAVID H IN 2000!!! VOTE FOR DAVID CAUSE HES A NICE WON!!! AILEEN CAN BE MY INTERN. PEPERMA YOU CAN BE SECRETARY OF NICE WONS. SMUGRAB YOU CAN BE MY AMBASSADOR TO AMSTERDAM.

DAVID H wrote:

intern?! i thought i'd be the *first lady* by then! you're not pushing our wedding date back are you?

aileen ([email])

p.s. david -- when is this "south fork" program on? i think i might try watching it and see if it helps me lighten up...

[email] wrote:

I FEEL YOR PANE.

HI.

KIM COPELAND SAYS TO ME SHE SAYS:

AND THIN I SAYS TO HER I SAYS:

WELLNOW THAT YOU MENSION IT YOR POITN SOUNDS BETTRE THAN MINE BUT IWAS TRYING TO SAY TOO THINKS.. WON, I WAS TRYING TO SAY THHAT SOME PEOPEL HAD TO BE SLAVES AND THAT;S WORSE THIN BENG CALLED A PANSIE IN HOMEROOM AND PEOPLE SHUD BE TUFFER AND LESS SINSATIVE AND SUCSEED NO MATTER WHOT OTHERS SAY OR THING OR DO CAUSE IF YOU WIRK YOR BUT OFF AND BE THE BEST IN YOUR FEILD IF SOME HONKIE DO;NT HIRE YOU CAUSE YOU TOO JIVE THIN THAT;S HIS LOSS NOT YORS CAUSE WHOT IF YOU GOT THE JOB AND HAD TO WIRK FOR SOME WON HOO CALLED YOU NIGGER IN MEETINGS WHIN YOU LEFT THE ROOM NOT THAT I;VE EVR KNOWN THAT TO HAPPEN MY EXCPERSIENCE INALTANTA IS AT LEAST IN **OFFICES** NOT CONSTRUCSION SITE NOONE WULD DARE SAY SUMTHING LIKE THAT EVRY WON HAS ALL WAY S BEHAVED JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDRING WHOT GOES ON BEHIND YOR BACK.

I DO;NT NEVR HANG AROND WITH REDNECK LOOSERS BUT I JUST DON;T HERE MUCH RACISM **AT ALL** FROM REGULAR PEEOPLE BUT I DOO HERE THINKS THAT ARE LEGITAMINT CONSIRNS LIKE GANG STUFF AND STAY AWAY FROM SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN BUT THAT;S JUST GOOD JUDGEMENT NO MATTER IF THEY WERE EVEN WHITE DONW THEIR WHICH THEY AREN;T.

I WAS IN FILLY CHEESESTAKE **BEFORE** I FOND OUT THEY GAVE ME GAS AND THE INDIAN/PAKISTANNI GUY SAID HE WO;NT TAKE CHECKS CAUSE BLACKS WILL GIVE HIM A CHECK FOR 4 DOLLARS AND IT;LL BOUNSE AND COST HIM $20 AND HE WAS;NT A KKK GUY OR NUTHING ***LIKE HE WOULD FIT IN THERE*** BUT HE WAS RITE I MEAN TO SAY HE WAS RONG AT WHOT HE SEES IS TO SAY YOUR DUMN WICH HE IS;NT. LIEK I SAID THIER ARE REALITEIS YOU MUST NOT BE BLIND TOO LIKE WOMEN CLUCHING PURSES WEN BLACK DUED WALKS BY. THE ANSWER ISN;T TO MAKE THE LADIES FEEL GILLTY BUT TO BE EXTRA GOOD AND OVER TIME CHANGE MINDS.

THERE ARE REALITES OF YOR PEOPLES THAT ALL BALCKS MUST AKNOLEGE CAUSE THE SOLUSION MUST COME FROM WITHIN YOU NOT WITHOUT SO BALCKS ARE THERE OWN ANSWER. I HOPE NOONE WULD SUGGEST I SHUD GO WALK AROUND TECHWOOD HOMES OR EASTLAKE MEDOWS JUST TO SPREAD THE GOOD CHEER OF HAPPY RACE RELATSIONS CAUSE IT MITE LOOK GOOD ON PAPER BUT I;D GET ME THROTE CUT AND BOY WULD I LOOK DUMN IF I WAS DEAD. BUT PEEPLU WOULD SAY HEY THAT DAVID H HE MITE BE DEAD BUT HEY HE LIKED BLACKS SO HE WAS OK BUT YOU KNOW THEY NEVR SAY THAT WHIN YOR ALIVE SO DURN.

I SHUDN;T HAVE TO CHANGE MY BEHAVOR OR SAY S PECSIAL THINKS JIST TO MAKE ANY WON FEEL GOOD. THAT;S STTOPID CAUSE PEEOPLE RESINT BENG FORSED TO GIVE SPECSIAL TREETMENT WHEN IT POOVS NOTHING.

BLACKS NEED TO PRETIND THEY ARE JOOS CAUSE JOOS CAME HEAR IN THE GUDDER AND CRAWLED OUT CAUSE THEY **PRIZED** EDUCATION MY JOOISH GRANDMA **NOT THE WON I PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS** SAID DAVID GET AN EDUCASION THAT;S SOMETHING **THEY** CANNEVR TAKE AWAY SO THAT;S WHOT I DID AND SHE COULD;NT BE MORE EMBARASEED IM; RELATED TO HER BUT IF BLACKS PRISED SCHOOL OVER NICE THREADS DANCING AND BASKIT BALL THEY;D BE LIKE JOOS THEY;D BE DOCTURS LWAYERS PROFESSIRS ECT. BLACKS NEED JOOS AS ROLL MODDELS CAUSE A THEY HAVE A CULTRAL IDENTITIE CRISIS. BLACKS HATE BLACKS, THEY HATE WITES AND ALL THIS CAUSE THEY DO;NT SUCCEED IF THEY DID IT WULDN;T BUG TH EM JOOS DON;T GO RO UND WHINING ABOUT NOT GETTINGJOBS AND OTHEIR BOO HOO STUFF.

ALL THE JOBS I HAD I NEVR NEW OR HERD OF ANY WON NOT BENG HIRD CAUSE A BENG BLACK. I RELLY THING EVRYWON GETS A FAIR SHAKE THOUGH MOST BALCKS **CAN NOT** ADMIT THIS. AND BUT SO DO;NT TALK YOURSELFS EVR INTO BELEVING THAT YOU ARE HELD BACK CAUSE A BENG BALCK CAUSE I ;VE KNWON TOO MANY SUCCESFULL BLACKS WHO MADE IT SO SCUSES WO;NT WORK ON ME.

BLACKS WILL MAKE IT IT;LL JUST TAKE TIME AND I THING ALL THE BLACK GETTOS WILL BE REPLASED BY OTHER GROUPS OF IMMIGRINTS BUT IT;LL TAKE DECADES SO DONT; POST NO MESAGE NEXT WEEK THAT SAYS HAHA DAVID YOR RONG CAUSE TECHWOOD HOMES IS STILL ALL BLACK CAUSE I NO ITS BLACK THAT;S WHY I NEVR GO THEIR.

AND SECIND......I THINK I WAS TRYING TO SAY I WAS SETTING UP THE JOKE AT THEN END OF MY POST WHIN I SED OJ WAS A NIGGER, WHICH ACTULLY WAS MY TOP PRIORTIE. YEAH LIEK IT WAS ALL MY FALT.

HI.

ADVID H.

[email] wrote:

WELL IF YOU POOV YORU A GOOD INTERM I'LL PROMOTE YOU TO HILLARY.

ITS ON TNN EVRY DAY AT 11 AM EST 4 EST PM AND 11 PM AND ITS REALLY CALLED DALAS.

HALLO FIENDS!! THSI IS YOUR PAL DAVID H WITH A SOLEUSTION TO THE DAVID H IMPORTERS PROBLME. I HAVE CHAGNED MY DISPLA ANME TO DAAVID H INSTED OF DAVID H. NOW YOO WILL BE ABEL TO TELL THE FONEES FROM THE REEL DEEL, MEE. I WAS THIGKING TODAY ADN IT HURT MY HEAD AND THEN I ENDED UP PEEEEING ON MY SHOO INSTEAD OF THE DOG. HEY AILEEN, MY ACKNEE IS ALL GONE AND ASLO I'VE GOT LOTS OF LATEX TROJAN HORSE THINGYS SO I'M REDDY TO GO. OK DON'T LET THE FAKE DAVID HS BRING YOO DOWN, I"AM THE REEL DEEL, DAVID H, NOW NON AS DAAVID H. BUT I AM STILL YOUR PAL

YOUR PAL DAAVID H

DAAVID H wrote in message ...

THE

DAAVID

THIS MESSAGE WAS RITEN BY THE IMPORTER, THE FAKE DAVID H. NOT BY ME, THE REAL DAVID H, LIKE THE REAL WORLD. HI. WHY DO ALL YOU MEAN WONS HAVE TO PIK ON ME AND MAKE A FOOL OF ME AND STEEL ALL MY GLORIEE?? ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET SOME CHAT MASHEIEN PLAS AND FOR AILEEN TO ALLOW ME TO SEE HER HOOTERS AND ONE PART OF MY PALN IS DONE (THE HOOTERS PART, THAKSN AILEEN) BUT I STILL WNAT SOME CHAT PALS. SO ALL YOO NICE WONS CAN RITE TO ME AND WE CAN BE FIENDS.

YOUR PLA THE *REAL* DAVID H

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All right, you are terrible troll imposters who cannot begin to imitate the style, humor, naivete, and candor of our PLA DAVID H., so stop trying. You could at least try to bypass AT&T Worldnet to look a bit more authentic. Or at least link your posts to Seinfeld like David does, most of the time.

ANT

NONONONO!!11 THEY ARE **BOTH** OMPOSTERS!!

I;M THE REAL DAVID H NOT THEM. THEY"RE WANNABESS TRYNG TO STEEL MY THUNDER. DO;NT FALL FOR THERE TIRCK!

I'M THE DAVID H YOU ALL K NOW AND LOVE FROM THE LAST 3 M ONTHS!

On Fri, 05 Jun 1998 00:39:25 -0400, DAVID H wrote:

OK, I am going back into past posts and looking up the real David H's e-mail address then we will all know who the imposter is!!!!!!!!! Will that solve it?

No need, the first two are fakes, The third is David H. Looking at the routing information, the fake is on AT&T. Hope you can sleep easier now knowing who the real one (or is that won?) is. HH

You're right. I didn't think it through. But it's all cleared up now. I don't know how you do it, David. You just cut right through the bullshit and get right to the heart of the matter. It's like Jesus said: "Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings, thou has perfected praise." _____________________________________________ Alric Knebel [email] _____________________________________________

SEE BM HE;S ON MY SIDE AFTIR ALL SO HA.

DAVID H wrote in message ...

Actually -- I think every boat in the world is sad due to El Nino. That warm water just isn't good for the boats -- it makes them swell, and there's only one think that makes the swelling go down........

<<<<snipped a bunch of shit that made my head hurt while reading>>

Welby

Why do I have the right to complain about this word???? I am serious about this. I am half black and I will never understand the hipocrasy (sp) about this word. I do agree that this is not a nice word. However, what I don't agree with is the fact that it is ok for one black person to say to another black person "what's up, n*****?" and then turn around and claim bigotry/racism when a non-black person says the same thing.

So, how do you come to the conclusion that only black people have the corner on the "complaining about injustice" market??

Kim Copeland wrote in message ...

Sorry to cross post -- but it was originally cross posted, so I'm continuing the thread. I have to agree with Kim on this one. If the word is offensive to Blacks when a white person says it, then it should be offensive when a black person says it also. Personally, I have to agree with George Carlin who says "Words never hurt anyone -- they are just words" (See also 7 words you can't say on TV). Personally, I have never heard a word that is so offensive to me to incite me to want to fight. I really can't think of a word that would get me so upset as to make me want to inflict bodily harm on another person.

Welby -- just my 2� worth.