Kramer Disinformation

There are a bunch of episodes where Kramer says something absurd like it's a fact, spreading disinformation.

Like - "No! You've got to eat before surgery. You need your strength."

Can anyone think of others?

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"No, they're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!"

"The Cafe"

KRAMER: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that? JERRY: Statute. KRAMER: What? JERRY: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue. KRAMER: No, it's statue. JERRY: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations. KRAMER: Wait a minute, just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations? ELAINE: Statute. KRAMER: Oh, I really think you're wrong.

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The Alternate Side. Elaine's vibrant boyfriend is unconcious on the couch and Kramer just walked in...

Kramer: What happened here? Elaine: I don't know, I don't know. What should we do? We called an ambulance. Does anyone know first aid? Jerry: Shouldn't you do something with the extremities? Elaine: What extremity? Kramer: Wait, wait, wait. What's an extremity? Jerry: You raise the feet and get blood to the head. Kramer: No, you raise the head and get blood to the feet.

hehe, this part is funny.

In article , paladyr25 @aol.com says...

In the beginning of The Merv Griffin Show Kramer and Jerry are discussing about they being like Kain and Abel and Kramer said:

"The way I see it, Kain was this doctor and when he took this special formula he became mr Abel."

Good ones! Today he was talking about how big companies "write things off" - I love that one because it's not just Kramer - I've heard lots of people (in real life) talk about writing things off - like things that are written off don't cost anyone anything.

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"Incubus" wrote in message news:AE71b.335$[email]...

pleasurable.

Umm.... in risk of starting a whole other debate here.... how is *this* 'disinformation'?

Ahem,

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He aska fora da qvestion, so den Iya desidead toa inaclude disinformation fora hima.

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"Incubus" wrote in message news:Xtp5b.179$[email]...

But it isn't disinformation, that's my point... Like Kramer says, it is a myth, and it *does* make sex more pleasurable.

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Exactly. It keeps the pillypacker more sensitive so sex becomes more enjoyable. It's a fact.

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 15:35:53 GMT, "Bobby Walsh" wrote:

In The Pledge Drive he told Jerry that his Na Na would be offended if he didn't cash a bunch of checks she had written him dating back to 1984. (Jerry hadn't cashed them out of respect for his Na Na since she was on a fixed income.) Just saw it tonight.

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While giving hansom cab rides to Asian tourists, Kramer told them Central Park was designed by Joe Pepitone during the Civil War so the Union army could train on grass.

And "quone" is definitely a word...

dont know the name of the episode but its when petermen runs off to myanmar and kramer replies:

"the discount pharmacy"?

that always gets me.

"Get the frozen yoghurt to the lab before it melts"

"Why"

"The molecules change"

"Really?"

"Hey, I got a ninety in biology"

(later at the lab - to the technician)

"Does it matter if the yoghurt melts?"

"No"

:-)