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The MaestroFeb 20, 2003, 2:27 AM ET

In The Marine Biologist:

ï¿½Maybe she likes me for meï¿½

Dan CooganFeb 20, 2003, 3:39 AM ET↩ The Maestro

Episode 93 The Soup George is walking with Kelly the waitress in the park --

"Horse manureï¿½s not that bad. I donï¿½t even mind the word ï¿½manure.ï¿½ You know, itï¿½s, itï¿½s ï¿½nure,ï¿½ which is good. and a ï¿½maï¿½ in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, ï¿½manureï¿½ is actually pretty refreshing."

The Maestro wrote:

Simon DeanFeb 20, 2003, 6:14 AM ET↩ Dan Coogan

I dont know if its stupid as such, but there's something about the line "you're killing independant george".

Cya Simon

Dave MeyerFeb 20, 2003, 9:05 AM ET↩ Simon Dean

To each his own, but I'd call that one of his greatest lines.

Dave

Simon Dean wrote:

Simon DeanFeb 20, 2003, 9:08 PM ET↩ Dave Meyer

"Yeah? Well, the Jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

Cya Simon

Dave MeyerFeb 21, 2003, 8:01 AM ET↩ Simon Dean

"Yeah, well I had sex with your wife"

;-)

Dave

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George.comFeb 24, 2003, 3:30 AM ET↩ Dave Meyer

his wife's in a coma Dave.

rob

you have the chicken, the hen and the rooster. The rooster goes with the hen. So who's having sex with the chicken?

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The MaestroFeb 25, 2003, 2:02 AM ET↩ George.com

"George.com" wrote in message news:...

GetRichQuick712Mar 13, 2003, 10:28 PM ET↩ George.com

In article , "George.com" writes:

didn't George's dad say that?

Peter P. SzabagaMar 14, 2003, 1:36 AM ET↩ GetRichQuick712

Yup, in "The Rye" when two other of George's worlds collided - his parents and his prospective in-laws.

PizzaBagel

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Art VandelayFeb 27, 2003, 8:05 AM ET↩ Dave Meyer

My father's gay.

Mike DoskasFeb 27, 2003, 9:39 AM ET↩ Art Vandelay

"My family ate out of the garbage all the time."

... and the whole conversation with Susan when he turns down NBC's "standard" offer for doing the pilot ...

GetRichQuick712Mar 13, 2003, 10:28 PM ET↩ Art Vandelay

In article , "Art Vandelay" writes:

hehehe

fred matheringMar 14, 2003, 9:42 PM ET↩ GetRichQuick712

the all time winner is," like an angry old man trying to return soup to the kitchen"

"GetRichQuick712" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dan CooganMar 14, 2003, 9:55 PM ET↩ fred mathering

The line is actually:

GEORGE: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soap in a deli!

I always thought it was.. "at a deli" but I just played it 5 times and I think he says in a deli. Anyway -- I'm working on the transcription for the episode now, so I'll fix all the errors.

best, Dan

fred mathering wrote:

mrdMar 14, 2003, 10:08 PM ET↩ Dan Coogan

On Sat, 15 Mar 2003 02:55:40 GMT, Dan Coogan wrote:

Soup in a deli.

Dan CooganMar 14, 2003, 10:20 PM ET↩ mrd

sorry yes, soup in a deli --

damn the a key isn't even near the u key.

thanks, Dan

mrd wrote:

fred matheringMar 15, 2003, 10:55 AM ET↩ Dan Coogan

soup

"Dan Coogan" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Peter P. SzabagaMar 14, 2003, 11:02 PM ET↩ GetRichQuick712

In "The Red Dot," when he's getting fired by Mr. Lippman for having sexual intercourse on his desk with the cleaning lady, he tries one last shot at hanging onto his job: "What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexibility there?" And his hand gestures add to the comic atmosphere.

Saw "The Barber" tonight - one of my faves - for the first time in several years. I keep missing it in the rotation. Anyway, when his boss, Mr. Tuttle returns from vacation, he finds that George has done nothing with the Pensky file. (Well, he *did* transfer its contents into a flexible, accordion-style folder.) George's reply to Tuttle's query, "What have you been doing all week?" is the clever, "Well you missed a lovely little party that we had for Grace." After further admonishment from Tuttle, he adds, "Well, bear in mind that I am in the smaller office." That never fails to crack me up.

PizzaBagel

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BrianMar 17, 2003, 1:10 PM ET↩ Peter P. Szabaga

"Peter P. Szabaga" wrote in message news:9Bxca.1281$[email]...

To Susan in "The Invitations" -

"I've put a lot of thought into this...and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement."

-B.

George.comMar 15, 2003, 4:44 AM ET↩ GetRichQuick712

"GetRichQuick712" wrote in message news:[email]...

"would you like to come up for Coffee?" "coffee keeps me awake, I'd be up half the night" "ok then, goodnight" "take it easy"

rob

TelsaFeb 27, 2003, 9:23 AM ET↩ Dave Meyer

rericsFeb 21, 2003, 8:16 PM ET↩ Simon Dean

Simon Dean wrote in message news:...

In The Phone Message

George: Uhm, hi, it's George, George Costanza, remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee. You see, I didn't realise that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, erm, it was fun, so, oh boy, uhm, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.

Followed by--

George: I know you're there, I don't know what your story is.

Followed by--

George: Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days? I don't like coffee, I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I could spit it in your face.

The MaestroFeb 22, 2003, 5:25 AM ET↩ rerics

After all, she did get together with George Peppard.

ErFeb 25, 2003, 1:40 PM ET↩ Dave Meyer

"Must be one of those rich, spoiled handicapped people, who didn't want to do any work, and just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy. "

George -- The Handicap Spot

Er

Joe3000Feb 20, 2003, 12:10 PM ET↩ Simon Dean

Thats genius not stupid

Simon DeanFeb 20, 2003, 9:09 PM ET↩ Joe3000

"Yeah? Well I slept with your wife"

David BrodbeckFeb 21, 2003, 7:51 PM ET↩ Simon Dean

I get those FAA reports directly

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George.comFeb 22, 2003, 12:13 AM ET↩ David Brodbeck

Puerto Rican Parade episode. George in the movies watching something to do with the Hindenburg disaster:

"That's gotta hurt"

"David Brodbeck" wrote in message news:b36hir$8g0$[email]...

line

daveFeb 20, 2003, 9:21 PM ET↩ Simon Dean

"Simon Dean" wrote in message news:b32gri$n7l$[email]...

"you're killing independant george".

??? Is this a joke ? This is c-l-a-s-s-i-c Costanza.

dave

Simon DeanFeb 21, 2003, 4:05 AM ET↩ dave

Well, it's an odd thing to say... especially if you dont know about worlds colliding. Its one of those Bizarre lines. Its weird and freaky, yet absolutee genius at the same time! Kind of like that horrid horrid film Thourighly Modern Millie (hope I spelt that right).

Cya Simon

Ian LawFeb 20, 2003, 8:46 AM ET↩ The Maestro

In the episode after susan's death when he phones marissa tormet to ask her for a date:

"well, i have the funeral but after that my weekend is pretty wide open...."

BrianFeb 20, 2003, 11:47 AM ET↩ Ian Law

"Ian Law" wrote in message news:[email]...

her

open...."

"I can't drink coffee late at night...it keeps me up."

"Lupus? Is it lupus?"

-B.

steve horanFeb 20, 2003, 7:21 PM ET↩ Brian

"Brian" ...

There was that moment in "The Pilot" when he had a cow because his doctor told him the test on his slight discoloration was negative. That was pretty stupid.

Emile KhordocFeb 20, 2003, 1:24 PM ET↩ Ian Law

At the NBC meeting :

"Oh, you've got to have a story! Without a story, it's just masturbation."

ï¿½mile

mtamezFeb 21, 2003, 1:01 AM ET↩ The Maestro

"you know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect"

rericsFeb 21, 2003, 7:56 PM ET↩ mtamez

"mtamez" wrote in message news:...

In The Andrea Doria:

KRAMER: It's in my book - "Astonishing Tales of the Sea". 51 people died. GEORGE: 51 people?! KRAMER: That's it?! I thought it was, like, a thousand! KRAMER: There were 1,650 survivors. GEORGE: That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?!

BrianFeb 23, 2003, 4:55 PM ET↩ rerics

"rerics" wrote in message news:[email]...

30? 40?!

Can't recall the ep...

George: What about the Coast Guard? Seems like a lot of honor there, a lot of tradition. Jerry: What about your sea sickness? George: Maybe I could be a land guy. Jerry: I don't think they have land guys. George: Well, somebody has to unhook the boat before it leaves...the place!

-B.

Scott PFeb 22, 2003, 1:00 PM ET↩ The Maestro

On 19 Feb 2003 23:27:32 -0800, [email] (The Maestro) wrote:

"Well whoever he was, he knew a lot about The A Team."

Scott

The MaestroFeb 23, 2003, 4:37 AM ET↩ Scott P

Scott P wrote in message news:...

I've always tought it was:

"Well whoever he was, he knew a lot about the 80's"

What's the 'A-Team' and how does it relate to George Peppard?

Christian

Geert OosterwijkFeb 23, 2003, 7:04 AM ET↩ The Maestro

"The Maestro" schreef

The A-Team was a very popular action series in the '80's. George Peppard starred as the leader of the A-Team, John Hannibal Smith.

Geert

The MaestroFeb 24, 2003, 12:44 AM ET↩ Geert Oosterwijk

"Geert Oosterwijk" wrote in message news:...

Funny, cause the series was in the 80's and its name sounds like "the eighties".

The MaestroFeb 27, 2003, 12:21 AM ET↩ The Maestro

Ade, ahh, ahh, ah ... I'm giving you a raise!

BrianFeb 27, 2003, 4:53 AM ET↩ The Maestro

"The Maestro" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, maybe it was 'Ghostbusters'...!

-B.

The stupidest thing George ever said