Those lousy news bastards decided to spend two hours telling us about a quake in Seattle that caused no damage. In California they wouldn't even break in to tell us about it! Now we have no chance to see the one hour episode. We're devistated. We need our Seinfeld! Please send all copies to the Pacific NW for distribution.... Please in the name of humanity!!!! We don't care how bad the quality is. Just send mass quantities. I'm finished now.... Thank you.
Vince