Episodes we hate

Jul 10, 2001, 9:57 AM ET50 posts by 26 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Jupiter's Moonalt.tv.seinfeld

It's a fact we're all Seinfeld fans here... but we still have a sense of criticism... what episode did YOU hate?

Mine is "The Airport"... man, that's a dull episode... The first time I watched it, I thought: "that's clever...". The second time... YUCK!

The Dinner Party - murderously unfunny (apart from when George first appears in his massive coat)

"Jupiter's Moon" wrote in message news:3b4b6539$[email]...

Betsy WhereDavid Halt.tv.seinfeld

Oh no! That's my absolute favorite episode! The foursome are at their most wonderfully neurotic: Elaine determined to bring cake, George being a relentless cheapskate (and of course the gortex coat!), Jerry and the hair in his farina, their are so many hilarious jokes and conversations in that one! Well, to each his own.

Betsy "back off puffball, it's not my car!!" Where

"The Parking Garage", I didn't find a whole episode in a parking garage funny....

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YakuzaYANKSin5alt.tv.seinfeld

YANKSin5 schrieb in im Newsbeitrag: qTJ27.110130$[email]...

I�ve seen every episode 6 or 7 times!! and every episode is funnny another time. i can see the episodes 20-30 times and for me every episode will be funny i love every episode.

but next question what are your favorite episodes or scenes?? for me the best scenes are: 1. the new friend,where kramer,jerry,and newman talk together (Kennedy scene) 2. "not that there�s anything to say against" i mean i got a lot of gay friends,yeah my father is gay" do u wanna have sex right now"

Yakuza wrote:

That was a BRILLLIANTLY written scene. In addition Wayne Knight played the same part in Oliver Stone's JFK in the courtroom scene.

- The News Guy (Mike)'s - Seinfeld Lists Site - - http://www.geocities.com/tnguym - - MOVIES-SCRIPTS-DEATHS-FOOD-MEDICAL-CLOTHES-TRIVIA- ... -

That's because you don't understand comedy. I've been in that situation before, so that helps.

"YANKSin5" wrote in message news:qTJ27.110130$[email]...

I didn't know you had to be a authority on comedy to like Seinfeld,different people have different tastes,if you liked every episode,more power to you.

"Darren Perrett" wrote in message news:Nk837.2444$[email]...

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DaveDarren Perrettalt.tv.seinfeld

Just so you know, Darren, there are very few easier ways to offend and alienate people than by saying they don't understand something they obviously feel they do.

Dave (wondering what 'situation' helps people grasp comedy better)

Dave wrote:

A great dialogue about comedy: [The Cartoon]
================================
                   Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes . Cartoons are like gossamer
and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..
                   Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell
me. Why this is suppose to be funny?
                   Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary
mores. (slides the magazine to her)
                   Elaine: But, what is the comment. (she slides the magazine
back to him)
                   Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.
                   Elaine: No it isn't.
                   Mr. Elinoff: Pun?
                   Elaine: I don't think so.
                   Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?
                   Elaine: That's not a word.....You have no idea what this
means do you?
                   Mr Elinoff: No.
                   Elaine: Then why did you print it.
                   Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
====================================================

And, Dave, your posts are getting quite funny.

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No episode was ever lame, some were more brilliant than others, but the so called 'worst' episodes are still good.

"Slatconsulting" wrote in message news:[email]... > The "Jerry Cries" episode was pretty lame too.
Benjamin RuttHBat596alt.tv.seinfeld

[email] (HBat596) writes:

                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I have to disagree. The "jerk store" line is one of my favorite George moments, especially when he delivers it in Ohio.

Benjamin
Chris BJupiter's Moonalt.tv.seinfeld

I don't recall the name of the episode (perhaps its "The Enzo") but the episode where Jerry gets the bad haircut is the only episode that I ALWAYS fast forward through when watching old seinfeld tapes.

Jupiter's Moon wrote:

Betsy WhereChris Balt.tv.seinfeld

Ditto, I can hardly sit through it. The episode is called "The Barber" and it has about the most unrealistic and overdone plot of all. Worst episode ever!

Betsy "The barber bit needs shearing" Where

I think you people do not like Seinfeld and do not understand comedy, certainly you understand some types or otherwise you wouldn't be in the Seinfeld newsgroup. It's one of the true pieces of comedy you can find - actually I would like to know what Season it's from so I can check it out again.

The so-called 'unrealism' of the episode is what makes it so funny, and it is a comedy after all. Would you have found it funnier if Jerry had just got a bad haircut, went to get it fixed, and the barber was not so obsessed? Of course not.

"Betsy Where" wrote in message news:[email]...

ALWAYS

and it

ever!

You've made that claim several times now. However, it's quite possible for people to like Seinfeld and understand comedy yet still have episodes they don't enjoy as much, or at all. Personal preference, not an inability to understand comedy.

Or are your outrageous claims themselves some type of bizarre Kiwi humor? ;-)

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com

Darren Perrett wrote in message ...

Most of us are fans here. We get the jokes, but when it's been not that clever and done before ...it's no longer interesting.

I would like to know what Season it's from so I can check it out

You don't know what season that's from ? What kind of fan are you?

The ' unrealism' is   not what made that episode funny.     It was the goofy
suspense, and laughable style of acting.    What made it interesting was
that is was a  parody of a theme thats been done before.

Would you have found it funnier if Jerry had just

obsessed?

You missed the point. Although it's one of my favorite episodes, It's a goofy copy of a theme that has been done before.

DaveBetsy Wherealt.tv.seinfeld

I can't agree. It was a very clever take on "The Barber of Seville".

Dave ("My Geno didn't do that, that's an Enzo.")

Brian DicksonDavealt.tv.seinfeld

Dave wrote:

Plus Enzo's great line, "I come-a to apologize. The other night I watch-a the Edward Scissorhands, and that-a Johnny Depp! He make-a me cry."

-B.
Tod FriendlyChris Balt.tv.seinfeld

"Chris B" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm not quite sure why (particularly because the final Kramer-fashion-show appearance always cracks me up) but I almost hate that episode as well. I think it might be because the minor characters appear so often and are completely unfunny.

Tod Friendly
Darren PerrettChris Balt.tv.seinfeld

What sort of person tapes Seinfeld and then fast forwards through an episode? I prefer the rewind button when watching Seinfeld, and one scene in particular with Kramer , a chocolate bar and some guy selling glasses who 'owes him one'.

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Jupiter's Moon wrote in message ...

The one where  Kramer  butters him self up and falls asleep in the sun.
"Stick a fork in me cause I'm done"  .   I can see how people would laugh at
that,   but when they smell Kramer cooking....especially Nerman.....that's
sick.

And that one where Jerry has that annoying dog in his apartment with the fake WOOF WOOFs (Farfel or somethin), and the dog's drunk owner you just want to punch in the face

.......these two episodes, I could do without.

"Joe Samangitak" wrote in message news:L%U27.174297$%[email]...

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That's one of the best Seinfeld's of all-time, not that there was ever a 'bad' one mind you, just that this one was awesome. People who don't understand comedy would not enjoy this episode of course.

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Another awesome episode - who doesn't want to go behind their friends back and watch a movie without telling them? They did, and that's what made this episode so damn funny. The reason being of course that Elaine was looking after some dog that was owned by a guy that none of them knew!

Darren Perrett wrote in message ...

Nerman.....that's

Alright already, we get that you are #1 fan

just that this one was awesome. People who don't

I guess I don't understand comedy then.

That part was funny, especially because that is exactly what happend to me. I ended up watching the movie again ....but that funny didn't make the episode for me

They did, and that's what made this

Common sense hit and it was way too frustrating cause that is something I would get suckered into doing, and that damn fake barking and completely annoying drunken old fart of an owner...too much

DaveJoe Samangitakalt.tv.seinfeld

Jerry wasn't suckered into caring for the dog, he was put in an awkward social situation and reacted the way most people would. His seatmate had a medical problem and there was nobody who could care for the dog, so Jerry had to step up. The plot followed a theme that permeated Seinfeld from episode one.

If you hated Gavin Palone, the "drunken old fart", then at least give the actor and writers credit, you're *supposed* to dislike him.

Dave (has a newfound love for "The Dog" after transcribing it for Mike's website)

On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 07:06:09 GMT, "Joe Samangitak" wrote:

Then I'm 'World's Greatest fan.' That's even better then #1.....:-) --- 'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister.'

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On 12 Jul 2001 19:44:07 -0700, [email] (REPUBLIX) wrote:

That was a very good episode. In my top 20 standing.

Now wondering what others have to say about this....

Woof Woof! Blehhh! --- 'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister.'

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On Tue, 10 Jul 2001 21:26:58 +0100, "Jupiter's Moon" wrote:

The first set of episodes seems somewhat artificial.....the humour is not really good..... Apart from those shows....they're great !

Allan

My favourite Season used to be Season 8, but now I rate that second. I think Season 3, 4 and 5 contain the 'best' episodes, perhaps because the characters are so familiar with the audience by then.

As far as Season 1 and 2 goes, they must have been pretty good for the show to be on air for all the episodes that come after that, right?

"Allan Klo" wrote in message news:[email]...

I love every episode, but I would not say I like them equally, but I do like and watch them all.

"Jupiter's Moon" wrote in message news:3b4b6539$[email]...

So what about Good news, bad news? Because it's the first episode doesn't mean it is one to remember. I think I will watch this episodes less than others.... --- 'You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister.'

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DaveMario van Schiealt.tv.seinfeld

True. If I had to pick a least favorite, I'd pick the first one. The characters were not fleshed out, Elaine wasn't a member of the group, George was merely a Woody Allen impression, Jerry and Kramer were still essentially strangers, the episode did not flow like most of the 179 that followed did.

Dave (wondering why Claire, the waitress, never returned)

Mario van SchieDavealt.tv.seinfeld

Dave wrote:

Thanks Wondering about this also: - Where was Elaine???????? - Why did Clair (or Claire?) never returned? Was she that bad in acting or what?

There were only two things that kept this episode busy if I'm not wrong. So that is very low for a normal episode.

Also, I forgot to mention The Bubble Boy as a minor episode. That was sick humor, 'Moops!' Moors!'

Now waiting for Darren Perrett to say that I don't understand humor............

"Jupiter's Moon" wrote in message news:3b4b6539$[email]...

"TV Guide" and "Entertainment Weekly" reviewed episodes that had been aired before printing their special farewell issues. TVG used stars from 1 to 4, EW used letter grades from D(-) to A+. these are the episodes that got the lowest grade from each pub:

TVG '1-Star' (rated through [The Burning]): The Movie The Shoes The Barber The Doll The Friars Club The Bottle Deposit The Chicken Roaster The Slicer The Apology

EW 'D' (rated through [The Puerto Rican Day]): The Heart Attack The Baby Shower The Busboy The Movie The Shoes The Bris (-) The Barber The English Patient (-) The Junk Mail The Strike The Frogger The Puerto Rican Day

the two publications agreed that the following episodes were the worst: The Movie The Shoes The Barber

Laura KimotoOzmodiaralt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 13 Jul 2001, Ozmodiar wrote:

Where did you get this info? I'm curious as to which episodes they both ranked as 4 stars / A+.

"Laura Kimoto" wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.4.33.0107122006500.8804-100000@uhunix5...

TVG '4-Star' (rated through [The Burning]): The Deal The Chinese Restaurant The Red Dot The Fix-Up The Contest The Airport The Mango The Puffy Shirt The Cigar Store Indian The Marine Biologist The Jimmy The Fusilli Jerry The Soup Nazi The Invitations The Muffin Tops

EW 'A' (rated through [The Puerto Rican Day]): The Pen (+) The Library (+) The Pez Dispenser The Boyfriend (+) The Bubble Boy (+) The Virgin The Contest (+) The Airport (+) The Pick The Mango The Opposite The Jimmy The Fusilli Jerry The Rye The Invitations The Bizarro Jerry The Little Kicks

the intersection of these lists is: The Contest The Airport The Mango The Jimmy The Fusilli Jerry The Invitations

only [The Contest] and [The Airport] received the highest possible rating (A+ and 4-Star) from both publications.

DaveOzmodiaralt.tv.seinfeld

Magazine ratings are garbage. Of course the episodes that received critical acclaim are the ones they rank higher.

It's analogous to thinking a musical group's best stuff is what made it to the top of the charts and received lots of airplay, when really their best stuff is often buried on B sides of their albums and nobody but their real fans are familiar with it.

Dave (happens all the time)

This is one I disagree with--it had some of the all-time best Kramer moments. And I've seen a number of other posts in the past talking about this episode, so I believe I'm not the only one.

Jeers, TV Guide! Jeers! :-)

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
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"Ozmodiar" wrote in message news:Pxt37.4785$[email]...

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Disappointing lists. I don't think I watched the backwards episode (marriage in India) even once. It seems to me to be written to prove that "I can do this". I also hate the smelly car episode. It is just not credible, and, at some level, offensive.

And there are some very good episodes in those lists. Eg, The Bris.

Daveosmiumalt.tv.seinfeld

Err, don't take this personally, but if you've never actually seen the episode, how can your opinion about it matter?

It was a break from the standard sitcom mold. It was inventive and creative, it was a landmark episode AFAIC.

At some level, every episode is offensive.

Dave (ask the Puerto Ricans)

Tod FriendlyOzmodiaralt.tv.seinfeld

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I can't agree with the Shoes at all. I think it's an excellent episode. The whole thing about women being obsessed with shoes on a whole other level rings very true. I can recall shortly after seeing that a (female) friend of mine bitching on a night out because another girl had told her she had a pair of shoes the same as hers. Even after extreme interrogation she never managed to convince me that the other girl had done anything wrong.

Tod Friendly

i agree that this ep does not belong on a worst list. i also think there was much discussion about her shoes in the real world at the time and this was a nice way to answer it.