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Feb 23, 1994, 1:02 PM ET6 posts by 5 posters

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Fans share favorite memorable quotes from Seinfeld episodes, including Jerry's cleavage joke and Kramer's wood monologue, with general agreement these are among the show's best lines.

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Kelly ImslandFeb 23, 1994, 1:02 PM ET

One of my favorites (it may be slightly off):

"Cleavage. It's like the sun, you just can't stare."

		-Jerry to George after George gets caught looking
		 down a teenagers shirt.

NTTAWWT, Kelly

Thomas L. JonesFeb 24, 1994, 6:28 PM ET↩ Kelly Imsland

"Madam, I pray you're not toying with me." Kramer to the scratcher

Thomas L. Jones

SeinaholicFeb 25, 1994, 12:36 PM ET↩ Kelly Imsland

If someone else posted this, forgive me, but it is the _best_ IMHO. I even have the .au file on my Sun so I can get the quote right!

		"I'm gonna surround myself in wood.
	It's gonna be like a log cabin.
	'Cause I need wood around me.
	Wood, Jerry.  Wood!"

:-D

SeinaholicFeb 25, 1994, 1:23 PM ET↩ Seinaholic

Opps! Forgot to tell you that the quote is Kramer's, as if you couldn't guess. :-)

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Nina BargielMar 1, 1994, 10:19 PM ET↩ Seinaholic

Seinaholic wrote:

Matt YuenFeb 27, 1994, 6:03 AM ET↩ Kelly Imsland

add: "You get a SENSE of it and then you look away."

matt