What is your favourite Kramer Line?

Nov 8, 199718 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans share their favorite Kramer quotes from the show.

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"Right now there are six-hundred Titleists that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them [very over excited] into the ocean?! Now picture this: We find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and [makes a golf stroke], that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then . . . gueeleep!"

MacAskill's Law: "We are all born libertarian heterosexual atheists." (Am I priceless or what?! "Yeah, that's one word for it.")

On Sat, 8 Nov 1997 18:55:36 +1300, "Mark" wrote:

"I'm gonna surround myself with wood! Wood Jerry! Wood!"

"I'm out!"
"Cuz I'm like ice buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems."
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Kramer.

In the that bootlegging episode when George gets taken to jail.

Kramer to Jerry about what happened to George

Kramer "He tried to lamb but they cheesed him." Jerry "Oh, now I get it."

it's a tie!!! either a) "I don't know what's going on with the papayas!" or b) "I thought that was milk!"

actually, another comes to mind from the legendary (my favorite) Kenny Rogers ep

(Kramer as Jerry) "Oh, I like this idea."

nik the Battle Queen "Kenny...Kenny..."

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I can never pick a favorite, but the one that springs to mind is:

"Bad chicken, mess you up!!" [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)

There are so many good ones!! One I've been fond of for awhile is:

"Here's to feelin' good all the time."

He said that just before he downs a full beer mug with a cigarette in his mouth. Episode is "The Sniffling Accountant". Jeff

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