Me and my friends sit in this shopping center on Friday afternoons and we always check out the local scenery, if ya know what I mean, but they always go up the escalator, and they never come back. Even when we decide to get up and follow 'em to talk to 'em, we can't find 'em anywhere. So I was thinkin, that would make a pretty good episode for Seinfeld. I could just see Jerry and George sitting in the diner after they follow a woman out, but don't find her:
(Jerry first):
"She disappeared." "Disappeared." "How could she just disappear?" "I followed her outside, to talk to her, you know, and I loked down the street and she was gone." "Both directions?" "Yes, of course!!!" "Well..." "You know, this has confirmed my theory I've had ever since I was in high school. That girls secretly know every other girl in the world, and they have secret meetings, plotting to take over us, the male poulation!!" (Big hand gestures here) "So when they're really going to the toilet, the go to a metting to plot their takeover plans?" "Oh yeah. It's the void." "The void?" "Yeah, the Void." "They enter the void?" "*The* void!" "Wow." "I know."
Huh? Could it work?