UK Cold Turkey

I can't take this much longer.

Last year, BBC2, Sky 1 and Paramount were all dealing to me. Up to three times a night, for Gods sake. Now, my supply has been cut off completely. This has been going on since before Christmas. I'm even resorting to 'Friends' in a watered down methadone way.

Not really. Things aren't quite that bad yet. But it's only a matter of time. It's alright for you Merkans, with your fancy chewing gum, nylon tights (sorry, pantyhose) and nightly syndication, but it's like 1941 again over here. Help us... Andrew Mitchell

Andrew Mitchell wrote:

Ok, I'm not 'Merikan I am 'Knadin but I think I can help you. There are a few sites on the web that are hosting RealPlayer audio and videos of the shows. Try http://ncohafmuta.com/seinfeld/ for audio and videos. Check the newsgroup for others.

My page has 54 scripts available for your reading pleasure.

Much appreciated, Mike. As much as this newsgroup helps my addiction, there are only so many time I can log on to familiar threads like:

'George's answerphone message?' 'Kramer - showers or baths?' 'Jerry's apartment plans?' 'Song in The Finale?'

Still, it's always good to know there are people out there who appreciate the comedy genius that is Seinfeld.

Now, how do I convince Paramount to cancel 'Spin City', and re-install the rightful heir to the 9.30 slot...

Andrew Mitchell wrote:

LOL - you left out ... "Newman's first name."

"The News Guy (Mike)" wrote in message news:[email]...

What's that episode with the girl with the body part name again?

Mo

Constant alt.tv.seinfeld threads:
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Mike added

Mohamel added.

Mike appended;

Oh, yeah and I have the complete set of tapes LEGALLY for sale! - (News Guy (Mike)

I see a new list developing.

"The News Guy (Mike)" wrote in message news:[email]...

Guy

It could become a M.F.A.Q ( Most frequently asked questions):-)

Mo

'Seinfeld newsletter...FREE!'

'When are new episodes being made'

'Dammn BBC, Paramount and Sky One...' (Grrr...)

'Rob`s excellent Seinfeld episode guide that doesn`t work... unless you read the instructions' ;-)

'Offensive spam drifting in from other NGs'

'What was that episode called where ....'

Rob - the download-episode-thing bloke

Rob Faulkner wrote:

LOL

You could add: ================= What is Monk's address? When is Jerry coming to <country name> to do his next stand-up show? What was George's porn star name? What ever happened to Justin Tribble (for the old timers here) :-)

or rather *you* could add, Mike...!

Is this going to be a 'proper' list?

Rob.

So Mike, what is Lol? I've seen it a few times and have been trying different formulations for the letters: "Lots Of Love" etc RBKGM

The News Guy (Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

Zuke wrote:

There are many Internet short forms used in Usenet - this is off the top of my head. there are a lot more...

LOL - laugh out loud ROTFL - roll on the floor laughing FYI - or your information IIRC - if I remember correctly FWIW - for what it's worth

And so many more ...

Andrew Mitchell wrote in message ...

I stocked up for the harsh winter by videoing the first six series from Paramount. That should keep me going for a while yet. :-)

Brian