Memories of collar No. X9F923

S03E02 The TruthretroJun 1, 2003, 11:48 PM ET12 years later14 posts by 4 posters
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Fans share favorite quotes from The Truth episode, with appreciation for George's absurd observation about unusual sexual behavior in America and Kramer's deadpan response.

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TheNewsGuy(Mike)

On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 10:10:19 GMT, chr85322 wrote:

KRAMER: Come on, did you ever read one of these?

GEORGE: It's not real. They're all made up.

KRAMER: Ohh, it's real.

GEORGE: Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with "ANIMALS"!

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Tremblay KenTheNewsGuy(Mike)

Hahaahhaha, I had forgot that one

thanks Mike

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hear from you!

The MaestroTheNewsGuy(Mike)

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Oh, it's real. And don't ask me how I know!

On another subject, is the jazz song at the end of I'm Telling You For The Last Time available on a CD?

Christian

The MaestroThe Maestro

http://www.donmillerorchestra.com/band.html "Don is not just a band, he's a whole new way of lookin' at life! It's the Don Miller Experience!" -Jerry Seinfeld

�Don is [...] a whole new way of lookin' at life!� ??? So are you Jerry!

http://www.mymusic.com/product.asp?curr=1&muzenbr=325659 http://www.donmillerorchestra.com/

Christian

[email] (The Maestro) wrote in message news:... > On another subject, is the jazz song at the end of I'm Telling You For > The Last Time available on a CD?
The MaestroThe Maestro

I can't believe this swingin' life, is what I've always wanted. I forgot to tag the mp3! Sorry. :)

http://membres.lycos.fr/cfecteau/swing.mp3 (I'll let it on my server for a couple of weeks, after that, don't email me for the mp3. Just buy the CD!)

The CD is great. Most tracks are original songs by Don Miller and his musicians, imitating the style of Big Band swing of the 50's. If you liked "This Swingin' Life" (which was written by Don Miller and Jeff Driskill), you'll like the whole CD. I was unable to find it in any store so I'll have to email the Don Miller Orchestra to buy it. The transaction was flawless.

Here's an excerpt from the note by Don Miller in the CD booklet:

"The brand of swing that has always knocked me out, is the kind that came out of Studio A at Capitol Records in the 1950's. The voices were those of Nat Cole, Nancy Wilson and Frank Sinatra and that incredible band was The Billy May Orchestra. In our own way, with this collection of songs old and new, we've tried to capture the excitement of those records and of that time in American music. [...] We hope you enjoy it.

Thank you to Chris Burke at the William Morris Agency for his support and to Fran Drescher and Jerry Seinfeld for making us part of their television families. [...]" -Don Miller

Christian http://membres.lycos.fr/cfecteau/index.htm

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The MaestroThe Maestro

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...so I had to email...

Sorry. I have a problem with time. I wrote 1st July 2002 on my rent check last week...

The MaestroThe Maestro

Please don't email me anymore for the song. I left it 2 weeks on my server as promised.

Christian

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The MaestroPaladyr25

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the jazz song at the end of "I'm telling you for the last time"

I can't believe this swingin' life, is what I've always wanted. I forgot to tag the mp3! Sorry. :)

http://membres.lycos.fr/cfecteau/swing.mp3 (I'll let it on my server for a couple of weeks, after that, don't email me for the mp3. Just buy the CD!)

The CD is great. Most tracks are original songs by Don Miller and his musicians, imitating the style of Big Band swing of the 50's. If you liked "This Swingin' Life" (which was written by Don Miller and Jeff Driskill), you'll like the whole CD. I was unable to find it in any store so I had to email the Don Miller Orchestra to buy it. The transaction was flawless.

Here's an excerpt from the note by Don Miller in the CD booklet:

"The brand of swing that has always knocked me out, is the kind that came out of Studio A at Capitol Records in the 1950's. The voices were those of Nat Cole, Nancy Wilson and Frank Sinatra and that incredible band was The Billy May Orchestra. In our own way, with this collection of songs old and new, we've tried to capture the excitement of those records and of that time in American music. [...] We hope you enjoy it.

Thank you to Chris Burke at the William Morris Agency for his support and to Fran Drescher and Jerry Seinfeld for making us part of their television families. [...]" -Don Miller

Christian http://membres.lycos.fr/cfecteau/index.htm

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The MaestroTheNewsGuy(Mike)

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All right... let's change the subject here... So, Mike, you and Ken dated for a while. Tell us how it was.

The MaestroTheNewsGuy(Mike)

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God, I can't beleive there are still people who have trouble with interspecies couples. That is specism!

The MaestroThe Maestro

�Pop culture demonstrates that acceptance of one kind of immorality leads to acceptance of other kinds.� -Jennifer Wotochek

I just read this essay on Pandora's Box: http://www.ieteen.org/extra/extra0401a.html

That's what I was trying to laugh at with my "specism" joke (below) and also with that line from another of my posts:

�I would say that Seinfeld is just as good as Philosophy. And even better cause it's about modern life which is sicker and more schizophrenic than ever in History. Surviving in the world today, means laughing at it.�

It's just a matter of time for Mike's post (the collar number...) to not be funny anymore... The Box has been opened and won't be closed, so we better laugh it up as everything becomes acceptable in the name of freedom of expression. Hey, once you're cut from your inner-self and the seizure took place, freedom of expression and humor is all you have left.

Christian

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Tremblay KenThe Maestro

"What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says 'Aw, I'll just have some coffee.' There's no truth to that."

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The MaestroTremblay Ken

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There is one to the use of the joke in that context: Miss Schmoopie was a numskull. As was Susan with the "Louis Pasteur and his wife analogy" in The Pick.