Argument

Can someone settle a Jerry-George style argument I'm having with one of my friends...

Cheese or Custard ???

Regards,

Robert Faulkner

Cheese. No doubt, cheese.

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Yeah. I mean, what's the deal with custard?

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Neither...I mean first of all Custard...please, what is Custard, other than a man you learn about in history class...as for cheese, well I like it, but I cannot have it, I'm lactose intolerant...and after all, cheese is a milk product...

Joemovie wrote in message ...

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I hear you, but wouldn't it be nice to take a bite out of a big chunk of cheese, the size of a car battery?

Of course it would be nice, but the result of my doing that wouldn't be so nice...they don't call it lactose "intolerant" for nothing...

Joemovie wrote:

Jerry: I am lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose. [episode?]

"The Phone Message" "100% cotton Dockers, if they're not Dockers, they're just pants....."

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Don't 'they' make pills or something that counteracts the effects?  I'm
sure I've seen something on TV about it.
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Well probably, but hey I take enough pills as is, for other allergies (I'm allergic to alot of different things, Chicken, Oranges, Dust, and other various things...)

Joemovie wrote:

Milton said it - like casting pearls to pigs...anyway.. that's a lot of things to be a llergic to.

Lams. It's weird, I can't work up sympathy for people with cancer, but I deeply feel for people who must do without certain things all their lives due to allergies. I'm not being patronizing. Honestly, I'm sorry, dude. I couldn't even imagine life without orange juice. (Well, I *do* live in South Florida.)

I though "casting pearls before swine" meant something like giving something to someone who's not sophistcated enough to appreciate it, like kids with caviar or something. I missed something, because I'm not sure what you meant in this context.

..anyway.. that's a lot of things to

Aha! It's not "a lot" that you have a problem with. You're just using that 'real world' example to mask your *real* issue. You segregate your a's and your l's! You won't let them touch each other, not even in the same word! You're an Anti-'AL'ite!

Seeya round, p al,
Dave :)
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Dave wrote:

LOL

The actual quote is: ================ I did but prompt the age to quit their cloggs By the known rules of antient libertie, When strait a barbarous noise environs me Of Owles and Cuckoes, Asses, Apes and Doggs. As when those Hinds that were transform'd to Froggs Raild at Latona's twin-born progenie Which after held the Sun and Moon in fee.

But this is got by casting Pearl to Hoggs; That bawle for freedom in their senceless mood, And still revolt when truth would set them free.

Licence they mean when they cry libertie; For who loves that, must first be wise and good; But from that mark how far they roave we see For all this wast of wealth, and loss of blood.

John Milton (1608-1674)
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John Milton may have said it, but according to the Gospel of Matthew 7:6, Jesus said it first:

"Do not give dogs what is holy; do not throw your pearls to the pigs: they will only trample on them, and turn and tear you to pieces." (from the Sermon of the Mount)

JG The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

John Gross wrote:

Neat, thanks. BTW where did Jesus get pearls?

The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message news:[email]...

7:6,

they

There was this little shoppe in downtown Jerusalem (2 blocks east of the Temple) called: "Ben & Murray's House of Pearls & Potables." They specialized in pearls and yamulkes ! Jesus and the Apostles used to shop there often. They never bought anything, just broused ALOT ! Gotcha !!!!!

Caio JG

Mike's just anAL-retentive ALOT more than he cares to admit: -)

Isaac C.

On 12 Apr 1999 22:20:05 GMT, [email] (Joemovie) wrote:

So's custard... :)

Real custard (not the powdered stuff) is a thick concoction of milk, eggs, sugar and starch.

Cheese, every time. Especially mild cheddar. Mmmm.