Newman's Rant

I'm looking for the full text of Newman's "The mail never stops" rant. I don't remember which episode it was, but that rant has stuck in my mind, and now that I work as a mail clerk, I want it for my office wall. I remember that Jerry prompted it by asking Newman why postal workers were always going on shooting sprees.

Johnny Pez

I'm not sure of the exact wording, but it went something like this:

"Because the mail never stops. Every day it just keeps coming in, more and more. And then the bar code reader breaks. And it's Publisher's Clearing House day!"

There was a bit more in there, but that's all I remember...sorry.

Michael Alexander

Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. It never lets up, it's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more and you got to get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publishers Clearing House Day....

Newman

JohnnyPez9 wrote in message ...

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Jerry

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Thanks. This will liven up the office no end.

Johnny Pez

Sorry for the binary post -- but I thought that this was a good time :)) this is newman ranting about the post office and previously discussed...

On 2 Aug 1998 03:35:45 GMT, [email] (JohnnyPez9) wrote:

Thanks. This will liven up the office no end.

Johnny Pez

I have a WAV of Newman's rant about the post office if anybody wants it -- I wasnt able to post it here....

On 2 Aug 1998 03:35:45 GMT, [email] (JohnnyPez9) wrote:

Thanks. This will liven up the office no end.

Johnny Pez

Sorry for the binary post -- but I thought that this was a good time :)) this is newman ranting about the post office and previously discussed...

On 2 Aug 1998 03:35:45 GMT, [email] (JohnnyPez9) wrote:

Thanks. This will liven up the office no end.

Johnny Pez