"I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves ... I'm out there rubbing two sticks together and you're walking around with a Zippo!"
Great George Lines
S02E11 The Chinese RestaurantretroSep 12, 19965 years later6 posts by 5 posters
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Fans share and celebrate favorite George Costanza lines, particularly from The Chinese Restaurant episode, including jokes about hoarding sex moves and his willingness to eat from strangers' plates.
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And you can't forget his line in the Chinese restaurant. Jerry offers Elaine $50 bucks to eat a bite of someone else's food and George relies:
"For $50 bucks, I'd put my face in his soup and blow!"
Kristy
How about:
"I'm an eggplant!"
(When his face turned purple after drinking the tea Torr Eckman gave him.)
i think one of the best is his story to jerry while in the chinese restaurant about how he had to leave his girlfriend's apartment rather than use the bathroom... "The only thing I could have said was that I am secretly Batman and I just saw the Batsignal."
My favorite is: "You should get down on your knees and pray that you have access to my dementia!"
And you can't forget his line in the Chinese restaurant. Jerry offers Elaine $50 bucks to eat a bite of someone else's food and George relies:
"For $50 bucks, I'd put my face in his soup and blow!"
Kristy