alt.tv.seinfeld FAQ List and Info File

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Archive-name: seinfeld-faq Last-modified: 1993/03/30 Version: 1.1

       "Seinfeld" Information File and Frequently Asked Questions List
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[FAQ Version 1.1 -- Updated: March 30th, 1993]

This file is intended to provide a  general information base and answer some
frequently  asked  questions  posted on  alt.tv.seinfeld  and mailed  to the
"Vandelay Industries"  mailing list.   It is hoped this file is found useful
to newcomers to  the group as well  as fill in the  information gaps  in the
minds of  experienced newshounds.   Additions and  corrections to  this file
should be directed to the FAQ administrator, noted in section 1.1.  This FAQ
list is posted monthly to both alt.tv.seinfeld and the "Vandelay Industries"
mailing list.  It normally comes out around the 13th of each month.

Changes from, and additions to, the last version noted with a | in column 1.

                           Table Of Contents
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   1)  Administrivia
       1.1)  Seinfeld Discussion Groups
       1.2)  Information File & FAQ List
       1.3)  Episode Guide

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

       2.4)  Notable Guest Star Appearances
           2.4.1)  ...As Themselves
           2.4.3)  ...Mentioned But Not Seen
       2.5)  Behind-The-Scenes-Type People

2.5.2) Tom Cherones

   3)  Regular Show Aspects
       3.1)  The Diner
   4)  Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know)
       4.1)  What is Kramer's full name?
       4.3)  What's Jerry and Elaine's relationship?
       4.4)  What's the whole "New York Thing"?
       4.6)  Is Pez the official fifth food group of alt.tv.seinfeld?
       4.5)  Snapple: Discuss

4.8) "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"

             Episode Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?
             (debating the validity of the question is left as an
             assignment for the reader)

4.12) Does Jerry Read alt.tv.seinfeld?

      4.14)  "Is George Jewish?  Is he Italian?  Can he drive a three-inch
             nail through a board with his...?"
      4.15)  George's SAT Scores
      4.16)  What's a "Chucker"?
      4.17)  A Couple Tidbits On Character Name Selection
      4.18)  The Ballad Of Kramer's Coat
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  • Administrivia

1.1) "Seinfeld" Discussion Groups

     There are two major ways of discussing "Seinfeld" on the Internet.
     One is to subscribe to the alt.tv.seinfeld group with your local news
     reader, the other is to subscribe to "Vandelay Industries", the
     "Seinfeld" mailing list (detailed below).  For simplicity's sake,
     these two entities are referred to below as Seinfeld Discussion Groups
     (SDGs).

1.2) Information File and FAQ List

     This file is maintained by Scott Simpson ([email]).  It is
     posted monthly to both SDGs.  Any additions or corrections to this
     list should be sent to the aforementioned email address or posted to
     the SDGs.

1.3) Episode Guide

     The official SDG episode guide is maintained by Bob Warznak
     ([email]).  It is posted periodically to the SDGs.

1.4) Episode Capsules

     The "Seinfeld" episode capsules are compiled by Scott Simpson,
     ([email]).  A new one is posted pretty much weekly to the SDGs.

1.5) Other Files Available

Bob Warznak has also compiled a complete list of "Seinfeld" ``Olympic

1.6) Files By Anonymous FTP

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1.7) "Seinfeld" Mailing List

     The "Seinfeld" mailing list, "Vandelay Industries" has been up and
     running longer than alt.tv.seinfeld.  To join, send a message with
     a subject line "Subscribe" to:

[email]

It's available in both a reflector format, and a digest format.

  • The Show and It's Characters

2.1) Introduction to "Seinfeld"

``It's a show about nothing'' -- "The Ticket"

"Seinfeld" began life as "The Seinfeld Chronicles" July 5, 1989,

     around stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his everyday routine.  Most
     episodes simply revolve around Jerry and his three closest friends (his
     best friend George, his ex-girlfriend Elaine and his neighbour Kramer),
     making everyday situations, well, extraordinary.

2.2) The Main Players

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2.2.1) Jerry Seinfeld

     ``A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and
      flared nostrils.'' -- Kramer on Jerry, "The Movie"
     ``Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.'' -- George on
      Jerry, "The Movie"

2.2.2) George Costanza

     ``A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon
      head.'' -- The Ticket Lady on George, "The Movie"
     Played by Jason Alexander (born Jay Greenspan in New Jersey).
     In an interview on "Fresh Air," a National Public Radio show out of
     Philadelphia, Jason Alexander admitted that George is loosely based
     on the show's producer, Larry David.  Also, he admitted that in both
     his audition and the first few shows he was doing an unabashed

Other work: _My Fair Lady_ (Broadway)

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2.2.3) Elaine Marie Benes

     ``A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face
      like a frying pan.'' -- George on Elaine, "The Movie"
     Played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  J.L.-D. is married to fellow "SNL"
     alumnus Brad Hall.  They have one child together, born in between
     "Seinfeld" seasons last year (which is why she is absent from the
     season premiere this year and is only seen from the shoulders-up
     in "The Keys").
                 Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
                 Soul Man               (1986)
                 Troll                  (1986)

National Lampoon's

2.2.4) Kramer (Just Kramer)

     ``Ah, a tall, lanky dufus with, with a bird face and hair like the
      bride of Frankenstein.'' -- Elaine on Kramer, "The Movie"
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Other work: "Marblehead Manor" (1977)

                 Ratings Game, The      (1984) (TV Movie)
                 Transylvania 6-5000    (1985)

Problem Child (1990)

     He has also guest starred as:
        o A sleazy guy trying to make Sam cash in on a bet, in one episode
          of "Cheers"
        o A defendant who thought he was invisible to everyone, in an
          episode of "Night Court"
        o A TV producer (?) on "St. Elsewhere", looking for a doctor to
          host a local health segment on a news broadcast.
        o He supposedly has played heavies in several shows, including
          "Miami Vice"

2.3) Regular Co-Stars

2.3.1) Newman

Played by Wayne Knight. Many SDG'ers loathe the man, since most of

2.3.2) Morty and Helen Seinfeld (Jerry's parents)

     Mrs. Seinfeld is played by Liz Sheridan, Mr. Seinfeld was played by
     Phil Bruns in the Pilot episode, and by Barney Martin in all
     subsequent appearances.

Other work:

2.3.3) Estelle Costanza

2.3.4) Uncle Leo

2.4) Notable Guest Star Appearances

     Many "big name" stars have appeared on "Seinfeld" (most often as
     themselves), and many others have played other characters, or have
     been "integral" parts of the show without being seen.

2.4.1) ...As Themselves

     Candice Bergen,  "The Keys"
     Corbin Bernsen,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Keith Hernandez, "The Boyfriend, Parts I & II"
     Roger McDowell,  "The Boyfriend, Part II"
     Keith Morrison,  "The Trip, Part II"
     Fred Savage,     "The Trip, Part I"
     George Wendt,    "The Trip, Part II"

2.4.2) ...Playing Others

Michael Chiklis ........... Steve ("The Stranded")

Modern Problems (1981)

                 Legal Eagles                (1986)
                 Scrooged                    (1988)
                 Ghostbusters II             (1989)
                 "Get a Life"                (1990)
                 JFK                         (1991)
     Other work: "Saturday Night Live"       (1990) [sketch actress]
     Clint Howard  ..............  Tobias ("The Trip")
     Other work: "Gentle Ben"                (1967)
                 Huckleberry Finn            (1975) (TV Movie)
                 Rock 'n' Roll High School   (1979)
                 Night Shift                 (1982)
                 Splash                      (1984)
                 Cocoon                      (1985)
                 Gung Ho                     (1986)
                 "Gung Ho"                   (1986)
                 Parenthood                  (1989)
                 Tango & Cash                (1989)
                 Backdraft                   (1991)
                 Rocketeer, The              (1991)
                 Far and Away                (1992)
                 "Space Rangers"             (1993)
     Tawny Kitaen  ..............  Isabel ("The Nose Job")
     Other work: "Capitol"                   (1982)
                 "Santa Barbara"             (1984)

Perils of Gwendoline in the

Witchboard (1985)

     [Ex-wife of that Whitesnake guy (David Coverdale); she appeared in
      many of their videos]

Planes, Trains And

     Lawrence Tierney  ..........  Alton Benes (Elaine's Dad) ("The Jacket")
     Other work: Greatest Show on Earth, The (1952)
                 Prizzi's Honor              (1985)
                 Silver Bullet               (1985)
                 Naked Gun: From the Files
                 of Police Squad!, The       (1988)
                 City of Hope                (1991)
                 Casualties of Love: The
                 Long Island Lolita Story    (1993) (TV Movie)

2.4.3) ...Mentioned But Not Seen

     Woody Allen, "The Alternate Side"
     John Cheever, "The Cheever Letters"
     Mickey Mantle, "The Visa"
     ...

2.5) Behind-The-Scenes-Type People

2.5.1) Larry David

     Co-creator, writer and producer of the show, Larry David is also
     the basis of the George character.

Like Michael Richards, he was also a cast member of "Fridays".

2.5.2) Tom Cherones

Director and Supervising producer of the show... <blah blah blah>

  • Regular Show Aspects

3.1) The Diner

     The diner that the gang frequents on the show is called "Monk's".
     The exterior shots are of "Tom's Diner" in New York City (located
     on Broadway at 112th St.)  Tom's is the subject of the song "Tom's
     Diner" by Suzanne Vega on the album "Solitude Standing".

3.2) The Apartment

     o  The bike is a Klein (though he seemingly never uses it)
     o  The Computer is a Mac (though he seemingly never uses it)
        Incidentally, the Mac was taken from the old "Moonlighting" set--
        it was on Maddie's desk in her office.  And Jerry doesn't use
        computers to write with in real life-- his most comfortable writing
        tools are Bic pens and large yellow legal pads.

3.3) Character Occupations:

Jerry: Stand-up comedian

             Proof-Reader ("The Red Dot")
             Presently co-writer of Jerry's show for NBC
     Kramer: "Falls ass-backwards into money"
             (Has also had a couple of acting jobs:
               o One line in a Woody Allen film: "These pretzels are
                 making me thirsty" ("The Alternate Side")
               o Murphy's secretary on an episode of "Murphy Brown"
                 ("The Keys")
     Newman: United States Postal Worker ("The Old Man")
     Mr. S:  Sells raincoats ("The Wallet")
  • Frequently Asked Questions (And Other Things You Should Know...)

4.1) What is Kramer's full name?

     Likely the most asked (or should I say "debated") questions is
     what is Kramer's full name on the show.  Simply stated, Michael
     Richards plays "Kramer".  "Gee, Scott...  Is that his first name
     or his last name?"  Well, it's never been mentioned, but it is
     likely safe to assume it's his last name (from such clues as a
     torn cover page from Kramer's treatment (in this year's season
     premiere) shows only text where a last name would be, and it says
     "Kramer")).  Jerry has joked to interviewers that Kramer's full
     name is "Kramer Versus Kramer", and one article has stated it as
     "Mr. Bent Kramer" (although that has since been refuted since
     another version of the article prints it as "Mr. Bent, Kramer").

But remember, it's just "Kramer" until the show tells us otherwise.

4.2) What's up with Jerry's money?

     Many episodes of "Seinfeld" deal with Jerry losing mass quantities
     of money in one way or another, such as:
         o  Paying Uncle Leo $350 to get his watch back ("The Wallet")
         o  Paying Elaine's $200 phone bill ("")
         o  Paying hit and run damages ("The Good Samaritan")
         o  ...

4.3) What's Jerry and Elaine's relationship?

     In the premiere episode "The Stakeout", we find out that Elaine and
     Jerry used to be "together" but are now "just friends".  In a later
     episode ("The Deal") they try to have a friendship plus "the other
     thing" and they end up agreeing that it's good to have "this, that
     and the other thing", although no episode after "The Deal" addresses
     this issue again-- they have been "just friends" ever since.

4.4) What's the whole "New York Thing"?

     Many a.t.s.'ers claim to have special insight into the show since
     a lot of the show's humour is based on living in New York City
     (episodes like "The Subway" particularly accent this) and there
     are numerous "Only in New York" subplots (such as Woody Allen
     making a film).  Anyway, the consensus seems too be that you don't
     have to be a New Yorker to understand and appreciate the humour,
     but it helps you empathise with the characters when they get into
     situations like the above.

4.5) Is Pez the official fifth food group of alt.tv.seinfeld?

Is there a need to ask?

4.6) Snapple: Discuss

     If Pez is the official fifth food group of a.t.s., Snapple must be
     what you wash it down with.

4.7) Whither official "Seinfeld" merchandise?

     Talk to Donna Tschetter ([email]).  She has a veritable
     varied verifiable variety of stuff, including T-shirts and mugs.  Donna
     provides descriptions of some of the available T-shirts (all are given
     Jerry's personal stamp of approval, by the way):
       o  The Kramer - "He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't
          look away!"  Full color Brute on white shirt. *Awesome* artwork.
       o  Cantstandya, cantSTANDya...!  George of course-- from "The
          Wedgie" episode.  White shirt black and white photo.
       o  The Clown - "That is one Angry clown...!" White clown on
          black shirt.  From the "Crazy Joe Devola" shows.  Jerry went
          absolutely *wild* for this one!  It is a white clown photo on a
          black shirt!  Looks really neat and off the wall.
       o  Jerry in stand-up pose with microphone in hand on black shirt.
          This is a nice basic pose of our boy.  How can anyone not like
          this shirt?
       o  Kramer in Sunglasses with the quote, "In my mind, I'm already
          gone..."  Shows the K-man in Blue shirt with smaller photos of him
          in yellow shirt to the side.  This was Jerry's second favorite--
          neat colors and presentation.
       o  "My Cubans" -- Kramer in big easy chair with cigar in mouth and
          smoke in his face, shirt unbuttoned halfway down - big hair.
     All shirts include the official Seinfeld logo.  Coming soon, Elaine
     shirts, sweatjacket, mock turtleneck, sweatshirts, baseball shirts,
     and sweatshorts with logo.
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4.8) "Seinfeld" vs. "Home Improvement"

     Sigh...  Much ado about nothing, but a.t.s. has become a bit of a
     soap box for people to state their views on why "Home Improvement"
     sucks (or does not suck).  This is only being debated since the two
     shows occupied the same time slot (Wednesday, 9:00) for much of this
     year.  Generalising, one can see that "HI" is watched more by married
     couples and children than "Seinfeld".

4.9) List Of Awards Won By "Seinfeld"

     This year, "Seinfeld" won several American Comedy Awards, including
     best TV series, best actor (Jerry), supporting actor (Jason) and
     of Michael Richards, and the lack of "Seinfeld" to make the top
     nominees for anything at the People's Choice Awards.

"Seinfeld" won two Emmys this year-- Writing ("The Fix-Up") and ...

     The Directors Guild of America awarded "Seinfeld" best comedy series
     honours this year also for the episode "The Contest".
 4.10) If You Were On A Deserted Island And Could Only Have One Episode
       Of "Seinfeld" To Watch, Which One Would It Be?  (debating the
       validity of the question is left as an assignment for the reader)
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4.11) Who is Art Vandelay?

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     Art Vandelay was born in the first season premiere episode ("The
     Stakeout") when George invented a name for a fictitious friend he
     and Jerry were going to see.  George subsequently uses the name
     "Vandelay Industries" as a fake company he sought work at in order
     to continue his unemployment insurance ("The Boyfriend Part II").
     A couple of episodes later, George cites "Art Vandelay" as one of
     the authors he likes when interviewing for the proof reading job
     Elaine got him, which he lost because of the, er, indiscretion he
     had with the cleaning lady ("The Red Dot").

4.12) Does Jerry read alt.tv.seinfeld?

     Doubtful.  Extremely doubtful.  Really extremely doubtful.  But he
     does apparently have an account on Prodigy.

4.13) Apartment Props And The Real Life Jerry Seinfeld

     ``Do you know that this is the way people negotiate in the Bizarro
       world?'' -- Jerry to George, "The Pitch"
     Many "subtle" props in the apartment reflect Jerry's real-life
     persona.  As such, we've seen Superman magnets on the fridge and in
     every episode there is an exhorbinant amount of cereal in his
     cupboards.  There have been as many as 11(?) boxes on his shelf at
     once.  Some of the brands recognised:
     Bob Warznak also notes:
     ``Some articles have pointed out that he also is the Imelda Marcos of
       white sneakers.  He wears them until they get scuffed.  This was
       also shown in "The Virgin"''

4.14) "Is George Jewish? Is he Italian? Can he drive a three-inch nail through a board with his...?"

     So much bandwidth...  So little time...  As far as I can tell, it's
     been decided George plays a stereotypical Jewish character who is,
     in fact, Jewish (asking for the kosher meal in "The Trip", etc.),
     who happens to have an Italian surname.  Thus, I think we can assume
     he is, in fact, a Jewish-Italian American.
     An article from "Palm Beach Jewish World" says, ``Even with a name
     like Costanza, George is decidedly Jewish.  "Sure", says the actor
     who portrays him, "because he's written by Jews and played by one."''

4.15) George's SAT Scores,

     George said he got 1409 (which he admitted was a lie).  Anyone who
     remembers how SATs are scored would know this score is impossible to
     get since SAT scores always end in a zero.  1400 or 1410 would have
     been possible scores, but 1409 is impossible by a single individual.

4.16) What's A "Chucker"?

     A "chucker" is someone who takes bad shots.  A "chuck" is a bad shot,
     i.e., a low-percentage attempt executed with poor form.  A synonym
     might be a "brick".  Chuck can also be used as a general synonym for
     throw, e.g., "Hey, can you chuck that newspaper over here?"  But,
     you see, in basketball, one should not be randomly throwing the ball
     at the basket, one should rather be shooting.  Anyway, George was
     accused of being such a beast by both Jerry and Keith Hernandez in
     "The Boyfriend".

4.17) A Couple Tidbits On Character Name Selection

     Donna Tschetter notes:
     ``This may be totally off the wall, but I think Jerry incorporated
       "Vandelay" as a fictitious name in the scripts because he's dating
       Vendela, that model of amazing attributes as seen in this year's
       Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  He also used the name "Joe
       Devola" for the crazed maniac who kicked Kramer in the head when
       a Fox executive with that name asked him to use it in the show.''

4.18) The Ballad Of Kramer's Coat

     Bob Warznak explains:
     ``It started in "The Parking Garage" when George comments about it
       being a nice jacket, and Kramer explains the whole story behind it,
       and how it endows the wearer with incredible luck with women.  "The
       Cafe" featured the story line where "the guy" comes back to get the
       jacket.  "The Nose Job" features the bit about where Kramer and
       Elaine going to "the guy's" apartment, after he's in prison, to get
       it back.  This features an extremely funny scene where the landlord
       lets Kramer in and tells him the story about the horrible women that
       "the guy" used to date -- Babs Kramer.  The coat shows up again in
       "The Cheever Letters" when Kramer trades it for some Cuban cigars.''

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  • Acknowledgements
     This Info file would not exist without the help of many, many people
     from a.t.s and "VI", and everyone who contributed information and
     corrections.

Thanks skillions, guys.

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Evan GolubScott Simpson
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^^^^^ WHAT!! They did not want THE OTHER, they wanted THAT, no OTHER, no OTHER!!!!

Huh? I think you missed the point of the episode. This summary is not the best that it could/should be for a FAQ.

I hate to flame and query in the same post, but does anyone get the reference to the Book by Art Vandelay, "Venician Blinds" (spelling?) in "THE RED DOT" ?

At this point I would like to say that in a document of this length and coverage, the above micro-Flame is not significant nor meant as a true Flam, but none-the-less had to (IMHO) be said.

-Evan Golub-

Profess'nal AgitatorScott Simpson

In article [email] (Scott Simpson) writes:

Just a clarification, Paul's apartment spans two eps of "Mad About You". In "The Apartment," we find out that Kramer is Paul's tenant, but we don't find out the building address. We find out the address in the Christmas flashback ep, "When Jamie Met Paul".

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