Fans recall the episode where Jerry dated a woman with a name rhyming with a female body part that he couldn't remember, with Mulva being his guess, and confirm the answer is Dolores.
There was one Seinfeld episode where Jerry dated a woman but did not know her name. She said it rhymed with a female body part.
He tried everything, and even came up with Mulva.
What was her name ultimately, and what body part did it rhyme with ?
Thanks for any assistance,
Jay
"J. J. Levin" writes:
It's assumed to be Dolores, and you can figure out the body part. :-)
Doug
I thought her name was "Hunt". hehehehehehe
On 10 Dec 01 19:35:40 GMT, [email] (Doug Norris) wrote:
Oh, the wit.
On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 19:32:01 GMT, "J. J. Levin" wrote:
Dolores - and if we have to tell you what it rhymes with you shouldn't know.
The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message ...
wrote:
know.
Actually, I was confused about this for a while until I thought about the American pronunciation. Here in the UK we actually pronounce it cli-to-ris, whereas in America you guys add an "e" to make cli-toe-ris. It's not to-may-to, never has been, never will be, dammit! :)
Andrew Cameron wrote:
Well, if you're going to eat a to-MAH-to, you might as well eat a po-TAH-to.
Jay (who loves London dearly but only eats to-MAY-toes).
"J. J. Levin" wrote in message news:[email]...
Let's call the whole thing off. ;-)
Ian
Actually there were two women Jerry dated who's name rhymed with a female body part.
Dave (it's in the FAQ)
Who was the second girlfriend whose name rhymed with a female body part? I scoured the FAQ but couldn't locate the information.
Mia
"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...
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cli-to-ris,
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Siderides (The Slicer)
Not really--the former pronunciation which is similar to "vigorous" is more common over here as well. Here's a sound file: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?clitor03.wav=clitoris
The latter one which rhymes with "Dolores" is less common: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?clitor04.wav=clitoris
"I never heard of a sem-ee (Semi) before." - George on saying Demi Moore's first name.
Andrew Cameron wrote:
I think it was, "I've never heard of a sem-ee tracker trailer before."
EastCoastGuyz wrote:
I stand corrected.
bret hillier wrote:
In article , [email] wrote:
Now merely replace "tracker" with "tractor" and we're well on our way to a transcription of "The Secretary".
DELORES !!!
Which does not rhyme with a female body part... not even close...
On Tue, 11 Dec 2001 01:30:11 GMT, "Dwayne Conyers" wrote:
Maybe if it were to be spelled correctly it might. :-)
Well, technically both are acceptable spellings of the name. Are we sure that Jerry's girl spelled her name "Dolores", as claimed by IMDb? Anyone want to check that episode's credits and win this week's "Seinfeld Minutiae" contest? :-)
I once kissed a girl on the "minutiae".
Never found it again though.
"John Twernbold" wrote in message news:F4uR7.23958$[email]...
Minutiae"
Delores rhymes with CLITORIS which is definitely a female bodypart...
Delores doesn't rhyme with klitteriss.
Clitoris rhymes with licorice.
Let's put this CLIToris/cliTORis thing to bed!!!
Delores = cliTORis
cliTORis is an accepted alternate pronunciation. Although it's not the way I pronounce it..
homerr..
Dwayne Conyers wrote in message
There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation. Limerick 25:17
There once was a woman from Wheeling Who claimed to have no sexual feeling Till a cynic named Boris Merely touched her clitoris And they had to scrape her off the ceiling.
Dave ( And you will know I am ratboy when I lay my poetry upon you...)
[email] (Daniel) writes:
Only on paper, but it's doLOres and CLItoris (stress on 2nd and 1st syllable respectively). No way could anyone ever suggest those words will resemble eachother.
R
Moses, smell the roses... Do you not see *any* of the other messages in this thread which have explained the two accepted pronunciations of that body part?
However, Uvula would be a dandy name...
Hest?
On Tue, 11 Dec 2001 02:32:33 -0500, "Casey Hoerig" wrote:
that's not a name!
jason wrote in message ...
You never heard of "Uvula And The Argonauts"????
homerr..
On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 02:10:52 -0500, "jason" wrote:
You've all just got me giggling like an idiot at work!
Steve.
Work??!? What company do you work for that allows you to read the Seinfeld newsgroup on company time? Could it be Industrial Smoothing?
George: Ah! See, right there, Steve is reading USENET newsgroup on company time! *snort* Boss: So? George: So! Don't you think he should be working? Boss: Sure, what ever you say Coco. Steve, get to work! Steve: Sure thing, as soon as I am done reading USENET newsgroups. George: I'm losing it! George is gettin' upset!
East
sh wrote:
On Sat, 15 Dec 2001 06:02:52 GMT, EastCoastGuyz wrote:
A scene with George! I can die happy now...
Steve.
Cool! What was he like? Didja get an autograph?
Dave (checking ebay...)