I'll have to stick with "The Contest." That JFK Jr. thing was too funny.
Funniest Seinfeld Episode
May 5, 199724 posts by 19 posters
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Fans debate their favorite Seinfeld episodes, with "The Contest" frequently cited as hilarious, along with praise for "The Glasses," "The Mango," and "The Bris."
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Stephanie Bernstein wrote in article ...
No way, I'll have to stick with the one where George breaks his glasses and has to wear prescription goggles all the time. Best Seinfeld line ever: "You're spottin' dimes, you're eating onions, I don't know what the hell's going on!"
"And you wanna be my latex salesman?!" Priceless.
The one where the writer for the NYU newapaper thinks Jerry and George are a gay couple.
'George is getting upset!'
The Contest, definitly The Contest!!!
On Wed, 21 May 1997 14:02:32 -0600, [email] wrote:
The "weird" seinfelds lately have been great, but they still cant top an early classic in my mind. The episode was the one where Jerry and George pretend to be O'Brian to a free limo ride. O'Brian turns out to be the head of the Nazis party... and it's just hilarious.
i loved that episode... I would like to see a list of fake identities George has assumed over the years.. including Art Vandelay (of Vandelay Industries) and "the architect". Plus, I loved the girl in the limo (until I found out she was a Nazi, of course)
No contest! It has to be "The Contest"
"I'm out!!"
The funniest episode(s) in my mind are the three-parter "The Keys" and "The Trip", where Kramer, spurned by Jerry for abusing "the Covenant of The Keys", goes to LA to become an actor.
I have yet to see an episode that can top those.
CAL in Toronto
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For me, the funniest moment on Seinfeld is in "The Marine Biologist" when George describes his encounter with the whale. Second funniest moment is in "The Fire" when Kramer describes taking over the bus to take the woman and her cut off pinkie toe to the hospital. Best overall episode: "The Subway".
Rick M.
"The Contest" ranks as one of the top 5 of all time.
The Soup Nazi and the The Contest are 1 and 2 in my book but every time I see the episode where George's parents have dinner with Susan's parents, I die laughing at the end where George fishes up the marble rye and then turns around to see Susan and her parents. That and Kramer feeding Beef-a-Rino to the horse. Slapstick stuff!
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You mean you didn't like that exchange between Elaine and the woman on the subway about the lesbian wedding Elaine was going to? I thought it was funny when Elaine says "It's ironic" and the woman says "What's ironic?" and Elaine says something about men and women and the woman says "No, I mean what does ironic mean?" It's funnier when you see it.
Bizarro Jerry is one of the better ones from this year...
Rick M.
In , "CAL" writes:
Kramer as 'Steven Snell' on Murphy Brown was priceless!!
In my mind there's a four way tie between the best episodes ever. I love "The Parking Garage" and "The Restaurant" and "The Soup Nazi" and finnally of course "The Subway"
Bye!!!
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"
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Jon Neiderbach wrote in article ...
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The "Subway" with "Ricky" is a classic. A couple of my favorites are The Chinese Woman all the episodes with Kramer's quest to publish his coffee table book about coffee tables.
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Jon Neiderbach wrote in article ...
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Now that I think about it, "The Soup Nazi" is a classic. Especially the gay street thugs who steal Elaine's armoire from Kramer. Where else could you see that?
CAL
The Fusilli Jerry was the greatest!!! "It was a million to one shot!"
One of the Seinfeld episodes I found to be very funny is one of the older episodes. I haven't seen it for a long time though. Its the one where Elain discloses to Jerry that she faked an orgasm while making love with him a few times. That show was hillarious and we were all laughing about it the next day during our lunch break where I work.
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Actually, this episode isn't all that old. It was the season opener to the 1993-94 season (which was four years ago, but for some reason doesn't seem that long ago), and is called "The Mango". I just saw it the other night.
CAL
In article , [email] writes:
Yes -- that was a good one. and the quote "George is getting upset" is a reference to one of my favorites -- The Jimmy episode. Remember Kramer's reaction to novacaine and his encounter with Mel Torme?
Marc
I think paking and the PEZ was the funniest.
Subject: Re: Funniest Seinfeld Episode From: [email] (Alexandr59) Date: 6 May 1997 20:16:59 GMT Message-ID:
i Love the episode "The Mango". That ruled. I also Love "The Bris", and yes, "The Contest".
He didn't break his glasses, he lost them. But he thought they were stolen. Remember at the end in the locker room he says, "When I find the bastard that took my glasses..." and they walk away, and the camera zooms in on the glasses? They're on top of the lockers.
Michael Alexander
I Love "The Chicken Roaster".