Poll: The WORST Seinfeld Episode

Dec 14, 2000, 9:08 PM ET35 posts by 27 posters
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Fans debate which episode is the worst, with the pilot criticized for being unfunny and poorly established, while others defend it and point to later episodes like The Calzone or the finale as worse.

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Pen Cap Chew

I'd have to definitely say the pilot. The first episode was pretty bad--not very funny, hardly anything memorable about the episode, no Elaine, etc. I think it's just because it was the very first episode and hardly anything was really established. It's amazing that Seinfeld got picked up based upon that pilot.

Jamie

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Dan DwiarPen Cap Chew

My personal "un" favourite would be "The Calzone". I would guess its been played more times than any other in Australia (or at least SEEMS that way)

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NAPen Cap Chew

I totally disagree, I think the pilot is one of the better episodes. The dialogue between Jerry and George is great. Personally, I found the finale very disappointing.

Sam MontaguePen Cap Chew

Yeah, i agree - at least one of the first lot of episodes is the worst in my opinion.

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Chris BPen Cap Chew

off hand, I have always disliked the episode where Jerry gets the bad haircut, and Newman does some investigative work for the Jerry's barber.

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Chris B wrote:

You have to know the opera comedy The Barber of Seville to understand the plot of that episode. It is about an older man who is jealous of the younger Barber of Seville, Figaro, and their comedic interactions as Figaro sneaks entry to Rosina's house. The Seinfeld episode parodied this plot. Another clever and daring foray into intelligent TV comedy.

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On Fri, 15 Dec 2000, The News Guy(Mike) wrote:

Thank you very much for adding that background info. It makes everything more clear to me. Just goes to show how much pop culture I know and how much real culture I don't know.

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Brian OConaillThe News Guy(Mike)

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I know all that but I think this is a good indication of the fact that clever doesn't always equal funny or even enjoyable I find the stuff where everyone's laughing at Jerry's haircut amusing. And the end scene with Kramer at the bachelor auction has one of my favourite lines ever: "em... he likes fruit". But while I smiled at the cleverness/daring of the main theme of the operatic haircut infidelity the first time, there was nothing there to make me want to watch it again. And when it's turn comes round on my cyclical viewings, I'm just thinking forward to The Masseuse :)

Brian

Martin ÅgrenPen Cap Chew

I never liked The Maid. That's the only episode so far, that I've actually considered leaving the sofa. It's not the story that's wrong, just the complete lack of tempo right before the end of the episode. Plus some unfunny funniness. Of course, it could be because I was so stressed up because it was one of the last episodes. Anyway, it's the one that disappointed me the most.

Anthony GiampaMartin Ågren

I hated the one with the drunk guy who owned Farfel or whatever, that dog. HATED that one.

Regarding the pilot, if what I've seen was the pilot, was bad. Way too much of his standup act, plus the apartment is totally different. Plus Kramer owned a dog. Plus in the first few episodes, Morty Seinfeld was played by a different guy... so there's a lot of retooling for ya!

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Le FrenchmanAnthony Giampa

I don't think i ever saw the pilot.. =*(

My unfav was the finale... big let down.

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Brian OConaillAnthony Giampa

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I've heard that from a few people. But isn't that the one with the Elaine/George awkwardness (and discussion of Jerry's vomiting) and Kramer's break-up which turns into a reconciliation ("How could I be with someone like you.... I love you"). And Jerry's line of that girlfriend "I'm surprised no-one's killed her yet". LOVED that one. :)

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nmedPen Cap Chew

"Pen Cap Chew" wrote:

I absolutely hate the backwards episode. It's soooo irritating. The crappy part is that, if in the right order, the episode wouldn't be all that bad.

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I thought that was great. It mimicked the works of Pinter (hence the name of Elaine's boyfriend). I thought it was something unexplored and different in the sitcom business. It was quite well done IMO.

The LegomanPen Cap Chew

The Dealership. Its a terrible episode. It is probably the only epsiode which I would ever turn off. So poorly written.

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Fusilli��The Legoman

I'd have to agree. So many illogical scenarios.

The "candy lineup". Come'on, why would George get his hands on some candy, set them up, and not eat any? That was stretching the viewers' credibility a bit.

On Fri, 15 Dec 2000 12:58:00 GMT, "The Legoman" wrote:

John TwernboldThe Legoman

Agreed, although the beginning was quite good (George with the dollar that won't work, etc.). And that's what made the bad ending seem even worse--the episode had so much promise.

I agree with other posters that the Farfel dog episode and the finale were also clunkers. The pilot was a bit slow at times, although I'm a bit more forgiving of it since it was just a pilot.

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Hamish T. SnowdenPen Cap Chew

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Im my opinion, although there were weaknesses in some of the episodes, there was always something going on that redeemed the episode. For this reason, there are no 'bad' episodes, just bad parts of episodes.

Bob WombatHamish T. Snowden

"The Baby Shower" shits me up the wall. The pregnant woman is apparently, according to George, extremely attractive. She's got a worse haircut than Wendy Malick as the physiotherapist, and what's under the hair isn't much better. Of course, it's not the only thing I hate about it, but it's the main thing. I think "The Dealership" is a riot, however, and the candy line-up, although completely unlikely, does seem to fit in with George's wacked personality. The man was a nut, don't forget.

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Brian OConaillBob Wombat

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V. true - like Vanessa in The Stake-out and The Share Tip her physical appeal is vastly overstated by the cast. (Especially when you consider some of the women Jerry and George dated in later episodes without passing much comment on their beauty.)

Brian

John TwernboldBrian OConaill

I dunno, I found Vanessa strangely appealing. Something about her I just can't put my finger on... I'm like Kramer in The Soul Mate! :-)

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Brian OConaillJohn Twernbold

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Well each to their own and all that. :) But every time the perennial "Who was Jerry's best looking girlfriend?" thread rears its head here, I feel like starting a counter "Who was the ugliest?" and I think she'd be high in my reckoning.

Brian

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appeal is vastly overstated by the cast. (Especially when you consider some

comment on their beauty.)

Disagree! I think Vanessa was a babe, although you are right about some of the later ones.....the Naked Babe, the blond from "The Burning", Mulva....Wow!

Pen Cap ChewBob Wombat

I absolutely LOVE The Baby Shower

"What did you go out with me for? Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then dump me all together? I don't deserve that kind of treatment. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls, to apologize? You think I'm some sort of a loser that likes to be abused and ignored, whose shirt can be ruined without financial restitution, some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated??You think you can just avoid me! Ha! Like I have some kind of disease. YOU have the disease! You have the disease. You may be rich and beautiful and physically just unbelievable but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!"

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DarkManXPen Cap Chew

I gotta disagree with the majority of the posters here, I really enjoyed The Finale. It was a very appropriate episode because Seinfeld has always been touted as a "Show about nothing", so this unspectacular (but very funny) episode highlighted what the entire 9 series were about. I liked the way it ended because it meant that a reunion episode(s) could be made as no characters were killed off or ruined (marriage etc.). The main fact about The Finale was that it wasn't corny, it was just as off the wall and unpredictable as the other 178 episodes. I loved it.

Chris BDarkManX

The bottom line is this: with all the hype surrounding the finale of Seinfeld, it would be extremely difficult, if not impossible to live up to expectations. Its the Super Bowl Syndrome...if people are waiting and waiting to see it, it will almost never meet the expectations of the people.

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byronbusseyDarkManX

But the Finale was totally different from all the other episodes of Seinfeld that we had grown to love. It was more like a clip show than anything.

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Mees Roelofsbyronbussey

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I think that's the best qualification of the Finale that I've ever read. I actually liked the Finale, but that was just because of the references to all those incidents that had made me laugh in the years before. Indeed just like a clip show, but then in a different form.

The storyline itself, as well as the situations that came, was, I agree with almost everyone, poor. And in the end it was the guest stars acting as witnesses that made the episode at least something. I liked Peterman and Steinbrenner in particular. In that respect I missed Newman, but I'm afraid he had too much too testify ;-)

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Laura KimotoDarkManX

On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, DarkManX wrote:

Me three. It was ironic how the 'little bad things' that the four did (ex. Babu's deportation) come out magnified on the witness stand. Plus, the prosecutor who 'had' to prosecute to set an example for the new Good Samaritan Law.

Laura

hatzolahPen Cap Chew

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Yeah well they at least had an excuse for this as it was the first time just finding there feet,BUT there is NO excuse for the WORST episode which in "Bizzaro World Saying" is the LAST Episode i cant believe that the show would end like that was poor i think NBC must have thought the team would be back??? Maybe if they waved a larger check???? regards HL

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They did wave a larger check, much larger. Jerry turned it down.

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wickiwickiPen Cap Chew

Did they change Jerry's father at some point? I saw some bald guy who was supposed to be his father in bed with his mother, that's not Morty. The clip shows and the backwards show sucked.

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