Cartwright! Cartwright!

S02E11 The Chinese RestaurantretroDec 15, 2004, 6:56 PM ET14 years later25 posts by 13 posters
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Fans reminisce about the Cartwright scene from The Chinese Restaurant, with enthusiastic discussion of a memorable character moment.

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Master

She called.

He yelled "Cartwright".

I missed her... I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

Dave CuddyMaster

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

you're not cartwiright.

MasterDave Cuddy

OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

George.comMaster

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

I yell Cartwright, no one answer Costanza? That's right, Cartwright.

rob

Boho MojamboGeorge.com

IMO, in the top 5 funniest bits in the entire run of the show.

MasterBoho Mojambo

She yell curse word, I hang up. I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

Alan DriscollMaster

I'm so sick of reading that signature.

You should at least separate it from the rest of your text.

MasterAlan Driscoll

Maybe you should not be so affected by someone on the Internet, dude.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!

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ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

MasterAlan Driscoll

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ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

Dave CuddyMaster

LOL!

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

MasterDave Cuddy

Haha, Dave. You like that?

I do not understand why people are so worked up over a great catch phrase of a signature. I never wanted to cause any trouble. I just love Seinfeld like everyone else that posts here and I like my signature the way it is.

To clear things up it is a wrestler's new catch phrase, that is all. There really is no need to get worked up. (At this time I cannot think of any great Seinfeld related lines to say in my respones but I am sure there are some good ones.) I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

Alan DriscollMaster

You missed the point.

I don't object to the signature.

Just that there's no separation between the signature and your message text, so I always read that "I spit in the face..." phrase as if it's part of your post, and it throws off the whole flow of the text.

There's got to be a buffer zone.

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

asses.)

of a

great

good

LRodAlan Driscoll

On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 11:49:06 GMT, "Alan Driscoll" wrote:

As I pointed out to him in another thread: "Communications isn't your strong suit, is it?"

I rest my case.

I don't even read his posts anymore. They just get deleted.

- - LRod

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MASTERLRod

You are such a horrible liar, Lame Rod. Look at you. You are sweating bullets. I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

larsAlan Driscoll

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 06:58:17 GMT, Alan Driscoll wrote:

I kill filed that guy many months ago just because of that stupid signature.

Lars Stockholm

Masterlars

You are such a bad liar and I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

ErMaster

You know what he is? He's an instigator!

Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha.

Er

George.comAlan Driscoll

"Alan Driscoll" wrote in message news:dE9xd.10$[email]...

asses.)

yeah, and you hog the newsgroup. I have no post room back here, if you want the post room, say you want the post room, don't blame the newsgroup. Like an animal, because of you I have to sit here and post like an animal.

rob

MasterGeorge.com

Next time, when you respond to one of my threads just use one word and end it! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

tulipsMaster

On 20 Dec 2004 17:43:51 GMT, [email] (Master) wrote:

Allen is getting upset!

Plant two lips here, please.

George.comMaster

"Master" wrote in message news:[email]...

want

Like

it!

SERENITY NOW! (Do I need to shout it? The man on the tape wasn't specific)

rob

MasterGeorge.com

HOOCHIE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I choose not to put the space there so it makes it look like it is part of my response so I could just go like and of course I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.

IncubusAlan Driscoll

Everytime I read it, I get that song in my head..........

"Domo arigato, Mr. Robutto"