Seinfeld dialogue...

Apr 17, 1994, 12:25 AM ET2 posts by 2 posters
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LEVINE,DARRYL,MR

(Kramer enters Jerry's apt.)

Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: (to George) What's that on your lip?
George: What, where?
Kramer: (approaches...) Oh ya.
George: What is it?!
Kramer: You got a zit.
George: (begins to feel around lip) I don't feel anything!
Kramer: Jerry, doesn't he have a zit?
Jerry: Not interested.
George: (walks to bathroom...)
Jerry: What's the matter with you?
Kramer: What?
Jerry: You think you can just walk in to a room and announce
       that someone has a... you know...
Kramer: A *zit*!  What's the matter Jerry, you can't say zit?!
Jerry: *I can say it just fine*.
George: (returns from bathroom...)
Kramer: Well...
George: I do have a zit.  It's right on the top half of my lip.
Kramer: I told you.
George: What am I going to do?
Kramer: What do mean 'what are you going to do?'...Pop it.
(Door buzzard...Jerry walks to button)
George: I can't.  It's right *on* the lip.
Kramer: So.
George: So?! It's going to hurt!
Jerry: Hello.
Elaine: C'est moi!
Jerry: Who?
Elaine: Just press the button.
(Jerry presses button)
Kramer: You believe this Jerry?  George is afraid to pop his
        zit!
Jerry: *I don't want to talk about this.*
Kramer: Why? What the matter with zits?
George: (to himself) I think it just got bigger...
Jerry: Can we just drop this?
Kramer: Why?
(Elaine enters...)
Elaine: Hello.
Kramer: Hello.
Elaine: What's happening?
Kramer: George is scared to pop his zit.
Elaine: What?
George: It's right *on* the lip.  I can't just pop it.
Elaine: (disgusted) So you're just going to *leave* it there?
George: Do I have a choice?
Jerry: Alright! Enough about the zits!
Elaine: What's wrong with him?
ThwartedEffortsLEVINE,DARRYL,MR

A++. I especially loved the part about Elaine buzzing in... superb. People here in the looked at me when I laughed out loud.

Andy finger [email] = list of good Seinfeld lines.