Hi all,
I just found out (sorry if this is old news to some of you) that the opening monologue in The Handicap Spot is different from the original version to the syndication version. The original version has the following monologue:
JERRY: I have a friend who is about to get married, they're having the bachelor party and the bridal shower on the same day... So it's conceivable that while she's getting the lingerie, he'd be at a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. That is possible. But to me, the difference between being single and being married, is the form of government. You see, when you're single, you are the dictator of your own life. I have complete power. I can give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no-one can overrule me! When you're married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. Before anything gets done there are meetings. Committees have to study the situation. And this is if the marriage works. That's what's so painful about divorce: you get impeached and you're not even the president!
The syndicated episode has a monologue about handicap spots at the special Olympics... Are there any other episodes where the monologue has been changed in syndication?
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