Fans discuss the exact wording of a scene where Jerry defines what constitutes having a girlfriend by asking George about phone call frequency and other relationship markers.
There's a episode where Jerry and George are talking at the coffee shop and george is asking (i think) how does he know if he has a girl friend... and jerry ask him some questions and then says something like I'm looking at a guy with a implied date etc...
Does anyone have the exact wording for this scene?
On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 20:57:34 -0400, "Ted LeBlond" wrote:
I GUESS! ============== Jerry: So, are you gonna go out with her?
George: I might.
Jerry: What about Susan?
George: What? I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: Depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you've been seeing her. What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: There might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?
George: (Pause) Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you've got here.
George: What?
Jerry: You got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Ah, no, no. Are you sure? A girlfriend?
Jerry: I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but...
George: Would you believe my luck? The first time in my life I have a good answer to the question, "What do you do?" and I have a girlfriend. I mean, you don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that question. That's what you say in order to get girlfriends. Once you can get a girlfriend, you don't want a girlfriend, you just want more girlfriends.
Jerry: You're going to make a good father someday.
George: Well it's not fair, Jerry. It's just not fair. All right, all right. That's it. I'm getting out of this thing.
Jerry: Fine. Break up with her. But you know what this means?
George: No, what?
Jerry: The script, the pilot, the TV show. That's all over.
George: Why? What do you mean?
Jerry: Figure it out. She's one of the executives at NBC that's gonna make the decision whether or not they pick up the show. She's one of our biggest fans. You drop her off, you think they're gonna pick us up?
George: Oh, right. Oh no, man.
Jerry: you know, it's a very interesting situation. Here you have a job that can get you girls. But, you also have a relationship. But if you try and get rid of the relationship so you can get the girls, you lose the job. You see the irony?
George: Yeah, yeah. I see the irony. All right. What about this? What if I can find some way to break up with her so that she'll still like me and it doesn't affect the deal.
Jerry: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah.
George: Wait, wait. Here me out. Don't dismiss this. You're very quick to dismiss. Don't dismiss. She's got a big crush on David Letterman, I mean, a big crush. She talks about him all the time. Suppose I go up to David Letterman. He works at NBC; I work at NBC. I explain my situation. He agrees to meet her. They go out, they fall madly in love. And she dumps me for David Letterman.
Jerry: This is your plan?
George: No, no. I'm just thinking.
Jerry: I don't think you are.
The News Guy(Mike) wrote in message ...
Here me out??? I'm glad you don't do this alot, Mike.
homerr.. ;-)
"homerr..2.1k" wrote in message news:9q08t4$s21$[email]...
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"Wait, wait. Here me out. Don't dismiss this. You're very quick to dismiss."
I love this line. I use it all the time in IRL and its funny to see who gets it or not. I guess to those who don't just think I'm an idiot but that's OK, "I'm a much bigger idiot...".
....E
On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 18:40:33 -0700, "homerr..2.1k" wrote:
Yes, one of the problems with Spell Checkers - they don't catch grammar mistakes.
Their are a lot of errors like that. :-)
Your correct. :-)
Alot?
"homerr..2.1k" wrote in message news:9q08t4$s21$[email]...
On Wed, 10 Oct 2001 01:02:13 GMT, [email] (The News Guy(Mike)) wrote:
Cut script.
YES! That's why I love Seinfeld so much. The dialogues...awesome...magnificent...GOLD! Can't find a better way to start a day like this :)
Mailman
that can
rid of
irony?
What's irony?? ;)
On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 20:57:34 -0400, "Ted LeBlond" wrote:
"Let me ask you this: is there any Tampax in your house?"
Scott
Scott P wrote:
"Tub is love."
-B.