Name Your favorite Elaineisms

Post your favorite quotes from Seinfeld's brunette beauty.There are scores ready to be retrived. You owe it to this newsgroup. Enjoy!

When Jerry and Elaine were riding in the B.O. Car Jerry said, "Do you smell something?" and she said "What am I hard of smelling?" I I think that was it.

Also from The Smelly Car:

In discussing how bad the odor is:

Jerry: "Worse than horse manure?" Elaine: "I just looove horse manure!"

[email] (Joe) wrote:

It is my understanding that this line is from "The Stand-In."

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DAT> From: [email] (David A. Tharp) DAT> Subject: Name Your favorite Elaineisms DAT> DAT> DAT> Post your favorite quotes from Seinfeld's brunette beauty.There DAT> are scores ready to be retrived. You owe it to this newsgroup. Enjoy! DAT> -- DAT> David Tharp [email]

See my tag line for the best Elaine-ism ever.

... "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!" ..Elaine ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

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Enjoy!

..Elaine

	"It shrinks...?"
		Noodle

How about "I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare."

Julie

Don't remember it exactly, but this is my favorite exchange: Elaine: "Boys are sick" Jerry (or george?) : "Why, what do girls do?" Elaine: "Oh, we just tease them (other girls) until they get an eating disorder."

(In a discussion about giving wedgies and other grade school torments)

There's a PhD thesis in there somewhere I think...

David A. Tharp ([email]) wrote:

How about:

"Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"

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My personal favorite is Elaine talking about one of Jerry's girlfriends: "Amy doesn't like air conditioning! She's a little Hot!!!"

How about "Why won't he change teams?"

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

The entire episode about her shoes and the girl who wanted the shoes. "Oooh. Botticelli's." "Why are my shoes any of her business?!!"

Thanks for all the input. More people should contribute to the pearls of wisdom of the brunette beauty!

whadayou got against blondes?

Mary1 ASU

On 27 Jul 1996, David A. Tharp wrote:

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:-) Sad to say I don't have my body against a blond :-)

"He doesn't do ... everything." (about her boyfriend the sax player)

Bo

"Sexually...." (From when she's breaking up with her shrink boyfriend-what a scream!)

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story and she practically pushes them down. She's the greatest!--Bill

boyfriend-what

I vote with Bill Bride: the #1 elaineism HAS to be: "Get OUT!!" (shove)

yep.

get OUT!!! must be said while delivering two handed push to other persons chest

"But they were Jujyfruit!"

"Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"

And her moment of triumph at the end of the "Soup Nazi" episode: "NEXT!"

get OUT!!! must be said while delivering two handed push to other persons chest