George's answering machine

S09E07 The SlicerliveNov 15, 19972 days later21 posts by 18 posters
❓ Question

Fans discuss George's answering machine message from the episode, with several requesting audio or text files of it and praising the scene where Jerry sings along to it.

21 posts
Palehorse

hey does ne1 have a file of this and can email it to me? i am also looking for "greatest american hero" by joey scarbury (the original song)

"A woman is alot like a beer, they smell good, they look good, and you would step over your own mother just to get one... but you cant stop at just one you wanna drink another woman"
Martin Laverdure↩ Palehorse

The song was incredible. Like Jerry, I was singing it after the second times.

The scene where Jerry was singing George's answering machine message was one of the best this year. IMO.

Martin Laverdure

andrewd↩ Palehorse

If anyone could tell me where I can get a wav file with George's answering machine message I would greatly appreciate it! Thanks!

andrewd↩ andrewd

andrewd wrote in message ...

begin 666 george01.wav <encoded_portion_removed> end

Gordon Roline↩ andrewd
andrewd wrote in message ... >If anyone could tell me where I can get a wav file with George's answering >machine message I would greatly appreciate it! >Thanks!
Jean Beaulieu↩ andrewd

Where can I find George's Answering Machine?

Buffnwo5 wrote in article ... > I have it >
OJz a Liar↩ Jean Beaulieu

In article , "Jean Beaulieu" writes:

Call MTM Studios in Studio City and ask where it is. Someone there should know. Did you want to buy it or something?

;-)
Dave↩ DLegler

Teehee! Well, I guess we've found our 'straight man', now haven't we??

[email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)
optimal↩ Dave

You're a dick! You can get his answering machine message at: http://www.ulster.net/~dmold/links.htm Dave wrote in message ...

DLegler↩ optimal

In article , writes:

No, I answered the question as it was asked.

Sandra Lynn Kukowski↩ optimal

On Sun, 23 Nov 1997 [email] wrote:

That's not very nice.

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Dave↩ optimal

In , writes:

Call someone a dick, then ask them to visit your web site?? Yeah. Right. I'm on my way. Sheesh.

"You think you can get hits? Please, you're wasting everybody's time!" [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) (Remove XXXX to reply)
PST↩ Dave

[email] (Dave) wrote:

How can you be sure that it is his website ratboy? If you want the message go to the website ratboy. PST

THE KING↩ andrewd

Go here for the George answering machine wav:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/1284/wav.html
Saje↩ Palehorse

In article , "palehorse" wrote:

What's the full *text* of the message? My memory fails me.

Saje "This is not happening....This is not happening."
The Huttons↩ Melanie

Beleive it or not george isn't at home please leave a message at the beep he must be out or he'd pick up the phone where could he be believe it or not I'm not home... beep

carrie↩ The Huttons

The Huttons wrote:

Um... close but no cigar.

"Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone where could I be believe it or not I'm not home" BEEP

Carrie

Ted Nesi↩ Melanie

[Phone rings]

Believe it or not George isn't at home Please leave a mesaaaaaage at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

[Beeep]

Ted

Melanie wrote:

* TED'S LUCILLE BALL PAGE * * http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/6066/LUCINDEX.HTM * * * * TED'S MUPPET PAGE *
abe736↩ Palehorse

You can find it on a site called Rare Seinfeld Wavs. Just search with Yahoo for this site and you'll find