I don't want to sound overly pedantic or anal about this - nor add needlessly to net bandwidth. I waited a few days to make sure no one else was going to do this right away, and I'm not trying to flame the original poster. It's just that he misquoted almost every line he posted... I'm working from the memory of one viewing but I can hopefully clear up a little confusion that may occur after reading this:
Actually - "JFK..." when grabbing Jerry's bags, and "Honolulu!" while grabbing Elaine's (with a dirty look in her direction...
These two lines appeared separately; I even think the first one came second. (or at least "I don't even know what a Kosher meal IS!")
"Good thing they gave you that washcloth to cover yourself up..."
No, just "See those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair? Way in the background? Out of focus?" (hilariously sharp commentary on contemporary advertising, IMO)
I don't. But it never hurts to get them right (-ish)...
"I've never met a man who knows so much about nothing." "Thank you."