Name your Favorite 5 Jerry's Girlfriends

Now is the time & this is the place to post your choice of favorite Jerry's girlfriends. Jerry had some funny ones & some scarry ones. He even had some who were better than him. So rackyour brain or your tape library & post your choices.

One of my favorite episodes is the one where Jerry's girlfriend talks dirty to him and he freezes up. If my memory serves correctly, he goes to Kramer for advice, who insists he "practice" on him. Anyway, after she says something about her panites, he ends up saying "You mean the ones your mother laid out for you?"

The one with the "they're real and they're spectacular" breasts also stands out (so to speak!).

Then there's toothbrush in the toilet bowl lady, who later ends up dating Banya.

The one who has a mentor (whose mentor is dating a hack; again, Banya).

Oh, and the all-time hall-of-famer: "My name rhymes with a female body part..." Gipple, Mulva....? Lisa P in WI

The two hottest have to be the NYU co-ed from 'The Outing' (she also appeared in 'Hellraiser III) and Elaine's secretary that he talked dirty to (referring to her panties as 'Like the ones you mother laid out for you.') especially when she came out of his bedroom with her top off. Gotta be the two best...

On 29 Nov 1997 14:57:50 GMT, [email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

My favorite is the woman police officer who makes him take the lie detector test about that soap opera. (I forget the name).

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[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

This is easy. The definitive list is below, and (as usual) I'll fight any man or any woman who disagrees!

• Lanie (No one, really, is even close.)
• Schmoopie (Alexandra Wentworth)
• Rachel (Schindler's List Make-Out)
• Paula Marshall (NYU reporter..."you remind me of Lois Lane.")
• Janeane Garofalo (The Fiancee!)

And, don't bring that weak-ass "Teri Hatcher" shit in here.

Best, WT

God, I had forgotten all about HER!

I know I had her on MY list but only because I thought the whole show practically revolving around whether her breasts were real or not was utterly hilarious. Lisa P in WI

me too

• Teri Hatcher (she's real and spectacular!)

• Courtney Cox (we'll always have pancakes!)

• Tia (If I pick, do I not bleed!)

• Naiome (Sounds like Elmer Fudd on a Juicer!)

• Mulva (I love you too, Joseph Pooglia!)

On 29 Nov 1997 14:57:50 GMT, [email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

My top choices are:

1.)Elaine (I know she's always been his *ex* on the show, but I still feel she has to be included) 2.)Mulva - whoops, I mean *Deloris*! 3.)Jeannie (*The Invitations*) 4.)Marla (*The Virgin*) 5.)The reporter from *The Outing* 6.)Gillian (Man hands in *The Bizarro Jerry*)

The sexiest of all of JErry's GF's has to be the girl who can get anything she wants because she is so beautiful. I can't remember the name of the episode, but it's the one where Geotge gets his boss hooked on Calzones and then subsequently gets banned from entering the cafe where he gets them from.

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Ono of then has to be definately Janeane garofalo as the one that's just like Jerry!

David A. Tharp wrote in message ...

Was her name Tia or something?

I think the Calvin Klein Model was one og Jerry's hottest girlfriends. the other one was the girl that you couldn't say no to.

bryan

What about the girl with the blue sweatpants, or the girl they were trying to figure out if her breasts were real.(whats her name BTW)

On 2 Dec 1997, Bryan and Matt wrote:

not really his girlfriend but how about the car accident girl who he just couldn't introduce himself to. (ah choo!) "You're soooo good lookin'!" I still say it whenever someone sneezes!

In , skipsmate writes:

Sidra, played by Teri Hatcher in "The Implant" "By the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."

The one who they were trying to figure out if her breasts were real was played by Teri Hatcher. Long before her Superman days.

The one who was perfect, yet the "loser" of the group. (Jerry's parent's liked her) She was hot.

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I could have sworn that was Marsha Brady!

Maria

Ya know who was a really hot girlfriend, is the one who was housesitting across the building, and who Jerry thought had fungus because he was snooping in her medicine cabinet.

Chris Myden wrote in article ...

People, Lets not forget the infamous Mulva.... Dolores or in her real name: Susan Walters - definatly brilliant... Mulva!! :)

My own choicees are:

• The hit & run driver

• Mulva

• The Virgin

• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

• The woman who wore the same outfit

1. The reporter who thought they were gay. 2. The lady he met at a party and George and Jerry staked out her office building. 3. The massuese. Three are all I could think of. But just to throw in two of George's, the girl who didn't care what he looked liked(she's on Drew Carey now) and the Photomat girl, although she wasn't his girlfriend.

Peter Wallace wrote in message ... 1. The reporter who thought they were gay. 2. The lady he met at a party and George and Jerry staked out her office building. 3. The massuese. Three are all I could think of. But just to throw in two of George's, the girl who didn't care what he looked liked(she's on Drew Carey now) and the Photomat girl, although she wasn't his girlfriend.

The supermodel he made out with in the episode where Kramer bets on incoming flights with the cowboy.

- "Make it a command, not a question." Aldur - Paraphrased Chris Adamantidis Carleton University

• Tia... "The Beach" perfume model!!!!
• Teri Hatcher...they are real and spectacular!!
• Elaine...she is so cute! Cant top that!! These three are all you need!!)

On 6 Dec 1997 18:34:02 GMT, [email] (PDTNJ) wrote:

What about the Virgin? Actress Jane Leeves who plays Daphney Moon from Fraiser?

Well those are my picks

The nude girl is somewhere in the middle of the pack. (Schmoopy might be the worst.) Off the top of my head, I can think of 5 much better, in no particular order:

• Mulva
• Cidra (Hatcher)
• The NYU reporter.
• The airplane model.
• Lois

The girl which everyone think is a loser just by looking at her. She looks fine to me though.

BJN

[email] (David A. Tharp) wrote:

1. Lainey started out as, indeed, a girl with a face like a frying pan, but after becoming CEO of J. Peterman, she became, as all my friends agree, supremely doable.

• Mulva.

• Manhands.

4. The girl who gave Jerry a greeting card he proceeded to throw in the trash ("Hey, is that the card I gave you?" "No..." "Look, I saved cards from my nana...yeah, but I saved something..."

5. The girl Jerry broke up with after thinking long and hard about choosing between her or doing the voice ("Heeeeeelloooo...talk to meeeeeee...")

I think #4 (below) was Courtney Cox. My favorite is the girlfriend he was engaged to during the episode when Susan died. Janene Garafalo (sp?)

John Klein wrote in message ... 1. Lainey started out as, indeed, a girl with a face like a frying pan, but after becoming CEO of J. Peterman, she became, as all my friends agree, supremely doable.

• Mulva.

• Manhands.

4. The girl who gave Jerry a greeting card he proceeded to throw in the trash ("Hey, is that the card I gave you?" "No..." "Look, I saved cards from my nana...yeah, but I saved something..."

5. The girl Jerry broke up with after thinking long and hard about choosing between her or doing the voice ("Heeeeeelloooo...talk to meeeeeee...")

Actually, I believe her name is Rebecca Staab - she was also in Love Potion #9. Her episode included Jerry's appearance on Public Television, George promising to bring Danny Tartabull, but being obsessed with a guy giving him the finger, and the cashing of "Nana"'s checks from his old birthdays.

Definitely the best looking one so far has been the naked one on the 12/11 episode. She was gorgeous.

she was definitly good looking

I've noticed no mention of Elaine's cousin Holly, the master of cooking mutton and pork chops. She had a lousy personality, but she did have, in her great blonde looks (as Jerry put it in another episode) "many other attributes valued by the superficial male."

I wrote: in message ... 1. Lainey started out as, indeed, a girl with a face like a frying pan, but after becoming CEO of J. Peterman, she became, as all my friends agree, supremely doable.

Upon further reflection, Lainey has not been quite as doable since losing the CEO job. I still like the hair, though. And she still has that biology driven mid 30's sexual peak thing going on as indicated by her patronizing the Puddy stud service. Yeah, that's right.