Favorite Jerry Quote

Does anyone have any favorite quotes from Jerry? One of my favorites is from the episode where he ie dating miss Rhode Island, who is participating in the Miss America pageant. Anyways, they have to have a chaperone on their date, so Jerry pursuades Kramer (offers him him a free dinner) to go along and Kramer accepts. But Kramer ends up ruining the date for Jerry, and at the end of the evening, in the limo, will not allow him to give her a kiss goodnight. On the way home the K-man is singing "There she is it's Miss America" and Jerry says "Oh Shut The F###@@#$!! Up!!!". I lol everytime I think about that one.

"But I don't want to be a pirate." (Puffy shirt episode)

Daniel Mora                           Pinky, once I take over the world,
                                      remind me to publically snub you.
                                                   -the Brain

On Sun, 02 Feb 1997 11:43:46 -0800, James Miles wrote:

If I become an orgy guy, I'll have to have orgy friends!

"If you idiot proof something, someone will just build a better idiot!"

• Anonymous

"People, they're the worst."

The scene when he is in the diner with George and (paraphrasing here) Jerry says to George: " You are crazy. You need psyciatric help. Not your once a week $80 job. OH no you need it on the university level with a team of doctors studying you around the clock"

I have been looking for a wave of this. Also, if anyone knows what episode it was please e-mail me. [email]

Ginna

One of my favorites was in "The Label Maker":

"First he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as the springboard for a Super Bowl sex romp."