how Seinfeld changed my life

How Seinfeld changed my life:

    I am going to try lobster for the first time ever this weekend.  It just so
unded so good...I feel like Rachel!  (Not that there's anything wrong with that
!)
    Also, I've been having nightmares about what these E-mail abbreviations sta
nd for.  Today I figured out ROTF means Rolling On The Floor.  (BTW was easy, b
y the way.)
    Furthermore, because I spend hours reading all this E-mail, I haven't been
paying my bills.  Pretty soon I'll be evicted and living on the steps at the li
brary with a copy of "Tropic of Cancer"!

    BTW, there's no need to follow up to this by telling everyone what a loser
I am.  I think Ive handled that job spendidly!
    Smile!

In article ,

We don't need to follow up and say what a loser you are, as you are only feeding your addiction, a healthy addiction, i might add. Last month i paid $100 in phone charages to read this stuff, so I am in the same boatr(in a way) (I need to get cheaper dial-up access, hehe).

Andy

PS. Seinfeld fans are not the old George, we are the new!