Man Hands

S08E03 The Bizarro JerryretroApr 30, 2006, 3:44 AM ET10 years later16 posts by 10 posters

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Fans celebrate the humor of the "Man Hands" character from the episode, sharing favorite quotes and moments about her crushing a lobster and Jerry's reactions to her physical strength.

16 posts

GymdandyApr 30, 2006, 3:44 AM ET

The funniest single line ever

It's just funny saying it aloud

Remember when Man Hands crushed the lobster.

Or when Jerry couldn't rip the picture out of her Man Hans

LOL

BrianApr 30, 2006, 8:01 PM ET↩ Gymdandy

George: Elaine, I have got to have another picture of Gillian. Jerry: I tried to get him one but Man Hands almost ripped my arm out of the socket!

-B.

p.s. It's not a...twist-off...

ErMay 1, 2006, 10:12 AM ET↩ Gymdandy

wrote in message news:[email]...

Elaine: Would you prefer it if she didn't have hands at all? Jerry: Would she have hooks? Elaine: Do hooks make her any more attractive to you? Jerry: Kinda cool lookin'....

Or something along those lines.

Er -

SymptomMay 2, 2006, 12:12 AM ET↩ Er

Not to mention the look and Jerry's face when she is removing the eyelash stuck on his cheek.

LG "Didn't come true"

The ChrisMay 9, 2006, 10:51 AM ET↩ Gymdandy

[email] wrote in news:18583-44546AE0-108@storefull- 3172.bay.webtv.net:

I like when he mutters, 'Wasn't a twist-off' when she opens the beer.

ErMay 9, 2006, 1:01 PM ET↩ The Chris

"The Chris" wrote in message news:[email]...

The funniest part is that episodes later, they still use names like "Toothbrush-in-the-toilet-bowl" or "Mulva" to identify a women, even though they know the person's real name.

The ChrisMay 9, 2006, 2:13 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in news:[email]:

They're certainly better identifiers...I can't meet a woman named Deloras without calling her 'Mulva'.

The other thing I noticed was how a LARGE percentage of the episode names start with 'The'.... I think it's cool as hell...

ErMay 9, 2006, 4:19 PM ET↩ The Chris

"The Chris" wrote in message news:[email]...

That would be 179 over 180 times 100 = 99.44 %.

Only Male Unbonding does not start with a 'The'.

IncubusMay 12, 2006, 1:50 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...

names

And "Good News, Bad News"....the first ep.

ErMay 12, 2006, 3:02 PM ET↩ Incubus

"Incubus" wrote in message news:4464cb52$0$16011$[email]...

Yes, you are right. So that makes it 98.88%.

rericsMay 12, 2006, 3:50 PM ET↩ Er

It should be 98.33%---I never understood why "The Serenity Now" has a "the" in front of it. It was an expression rather than a thing, and as such sounds funny to have a definite article in front of it.

Rerics

Jim SchoemerJul 7, 2006, 4:29 PM ET↩ Incubus

According to the Seinfeld blog, the first episode is listed as "The Seinfeld Chronicles," which would get us back to 99.44.

"Incubus" wrote in message news:4464cb52$0$16011$[email]...

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Jul 7, 2006, 5:25 PM ET↩ Jim Schoemer

Actually, "The Seinfeld Chronicles" was to be the original name of the series. It was not an "episode" name.

StrutterJul 8, 2006, 10:22 PM ET↩ TheNewsGuy(Mike)

Yeah, I thought the pilot episode was named "Good News Bad News."

"TheNewsGuy(Mike)" wrote in message news:db19f$44aed1b1$cf704caa$[email]...

Jim SchoemerJul 7, 2006, 4:30 PM ET↩ The Chris

In the next scene after she grabs him, it is subtle but you can see he has an ace bandage on that wrist. "The Chris" wrote in message news:[email]...

The ChrisJul 9, 2006, 3:00 PM ET↩ Jim Schoemer

"Jim Schoemer" wrote in news:Kwzrg.66$[email]:

Did not notice that.... brilliant!