i found this in rec.food.cooking.. call this guy . it is hysterical....
"You *must* do this: call (704) 377-4444 (The Charlotte NC Observer) and when the recorded voice comes on, hit extension 1955. Then listen. The voice you'll hear belongs to a guy who reads the school lunch menu for kids in Charlotte, North Carolina. For the first minute or so he sounds relatively normal. Then, all of a sudden, he starts reading the items on the school menu--French fries, green beans, hot dogs--and the effect is ..." and let me know what you think. Diane