Fans search for the exact dialogue from a debate scene in "The Subway" episode featuring Jerry and a naked man discussing the Mets.
Does anybody have the debate from "The Subway" written down? The one between Jerry and the naked guy on the subway about the Mets? They have no bullpen, no hitting, no front office, love their chances...all that. E-mail to [email] in case I don't see the post on here...thanks.
Michael Alexander
Here's as close as I could find for now...It's the right guys but the wrong topic....
"You realize, of course, you're naked."
"Naked, dressed, I don't see any difference."
"You ought to sit *here*. There's a difference."
"You got something against a naked body?"
"I got something against yours. How about a couple deep knee bends, maybe some
squat thrusts."
"Who's got time for squat thrusts?"
"All right, how 'bout skippin' breakfast? I'm guessing you're not a half-grapefruit
and black coffee man."
"I like a good breakfast."
"I understand, I like a good breakfast. As long as you don't wind up trapped in a
room in bib overalls and
pigtails being counseled by Dick Gregory."
"I'm not ashamed of my body."
"Exactly. That's your problem. You should be."
- Jerry and the Naked Guy, in "The Subway"Alexande59 wrote: