George's message

I was on the floor when they played George's message! That was classic! Does anyoen have the "lyrics" for that? I wanna use it for my message. :)

Thanks!

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In [email] (David

classic!

message.

I was too busy laughing to actually think of the lyrics. What made it funny was George just sitting there listening to it.

Bill

Did anyone recognize the melody from the old show "Greatest American Hero" with William Katt?

Hope leads to quiet desperation When reality obscures the dream

Tom

--is george's answering machine message available on any of the binary newsgroups....one of the absolute funniest things this season....

greg
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"I would never lie; I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation." -Mulder, The X-Files

It is available on the web @ http://pobox.com/~todd-h/george.wav

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--is george's answering machine message available on any of the binary

he sort of pulled a John Belushi face out when it wwent "Where can I be" loved it!!!

	Believe it or not
	George isn't at home.
	Please leave a message at the beep.
	I must be out or
	I'd pick up the phone.
	Where could I be?
	Believe it or not
	I'm not home.

Sung to the tune of The Greatest American Hero Theme (Believe It or Not) by Mike Post and Stephen Geyer. Originally sung by Joey Scarbury.

On Fri, 14 Feb 1997 00:52:39 -0500, Porchnoy wrote:

uh, i might be a bit behind you guys in the u.s. but which episode is this from?

[email] (F Jabbar) wrote:

Feb. 13/97 - brand new. Hope you see it soon!

• Tracey -

Thanks for the lyrics! I just called two friends and sang it to their voice mail!

George's answering machine song might have been the single funniest moment in the history of "Seinfeld!" :-)

Maybe not the funniest thing in the history of the show but it was by far the funniest thing from this season. Actually, that episode was an uncommonly good one for this season.

jer

Yes! And what was even funnier was when it was played a second time, George was bobbing his head back and forth to the tune. Very funny.

What did you think of the "Suz" storyline?

-Chris

How many of you out there already have George's message on your machine? I have it and everybody loves it! A .wav file would be great, but I just put the machine next to the TV speaker and let it record.

[email] (Robert Grimes) wrote:

Not me. I don't like to do everything that everyone else does.

Could someone help me out...

	I need to find the words from George's answering machine.  I
forgot to tape the show the other night, but remember
"Believe it or not George isn't at home,
	so leave a message,
......?????????????"

Can someone please send me the right words to his whole message.

Thanks a million!

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I got this from http://seinfeld.sogaard.com/media/sounds Great site. Everyone should visit it.

"George's greeting message on the answering machine:
                 Believe it or not, George isn't at home
                 Please leave a message at the beep
                 I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
                 Where could I be?
                 Believe it or not...I'm not home!"

Dan

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