We can bring Jerry back!

Jul 12, 19987 posts by 6 posters
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Fans discuss humorous plans to bring Seinfeld back, including organizing a national referendum or drugging Jerry into high-stakes gambling to force his return.

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HannSC

Plan A: We organize a national referendum. When millions turn out to vote for the resurrection of Seinfeld, Jerry will be so touched he will have to return to the air. It will be a lot of work to get the movement organized, but its doable.

Plan B:   If Plan A fails,  here's the backup:   someone slips Jerry a mickey.
Something mild that just induces him to take leave of his decision making
capacity.  Then we spirit him to Las Vegas or Atlantic City or Monte Carlo and
get him into a high stakes poker game in which he loses hundreds of millions of
dollars before he comes to his senses.  Then he will be forced back to the
screen because of his newfound desperate circumstances.    While certainly an
extreme measure, I think in this one case,  the end justifies the means.

stupid

WAYne

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Are the mickeys they sell suitable for slipping?

FuzzMomJet B Me

I can't believe you are even *typing* the word "mickeys". LOL

Cris

JW3045HannSC

Don't you mean to ask if anyone has 'a mickey source'?

Jeff

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