Fans seek and share dialogue from the memorable scene where Jerry tells George that a woman asked about him, with George threatening to end their friendship if Jerry is making it up.
Does anybody know the dialogue between George and Jerry(verbatim or very close) when Jerry is telling George how that woman asked about George, and George starts telling Jerry that if he's making that up they weren't going to be friends anymore? I love that scene and I don't know if I can wait until the 29th to see it again. Thanks,
Aaron
This is not an actual re-construction of that scene, but an incredible simulation:
Jerry: "You'll never guess who I ran into. Diane DeConn (sp?)." George: "Really? How did she look?" Jerry: "Great. She asked about you." George: "Diane DeConn (sp?) asked about me?!" (to woman walking by) "Diane DeConn (sp?) asked about me!!! She was the 'it' girl!!!" Jerry: "Yeah, in fact I think she's going to call you. I gave her your number." George (not believing): "Diane DeConn (sp?) is going to call me? If you're kidding, if this is some little joke, then we can no longer be friends, do you understand?" Jerry: "I got no problem with that." George: "Oh my God, Diane DeConn (sp?) is going to call me." Jerry: "Now...I should tell you...that at this moment...she is under the impression...that you're a...marine biologist." George (looking puzzled): "Why would she think that?" Jerry: "I might have mentioned it." George: "But I'm not a marine biologist." Jerry: "Yes, I know that." George: "Why did you tell her that?" Jerry: "Why, don't you think it's a great job?" George: "I didn't even know it was a job."
And so on. As I said, not an exact re-creation, but you get the idea.
Enjoy!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>This is not an actual re-construction of that scene, but an incredible <BR>simulation: <BR> <BR>Jerry: "You'll never guess who I ran into. Diane DeConn (sp?)." <BR>George: "Really? How did she look?" <BR>Jerry: "Great. She asked about you." <BR>George: "Diane DeConn (sp?) asked about me?!" (to woman walking by) "Diane <BR>DeConn (sp?) asked about me!!! She was the 'it' girl!!!" <BR>Jerry: "Yeah, in fact I think she's going to call you. I gave her your <BR>number." <BR>George (not believing): "Diane DeConn (sp?) is going to call me? If <BR>you're kidding, if this is some little joke, then we can no longer be <BR>friends, do you understand?" <BR>Jerry: "I got no problem with that." <BR>George: "Oh my God, Diane DeConn (sp?) is going to call me." <BR>Jerry: "Now...I should tell you...that at this moment...she is under the <BR>impression...that you're a...marine biologist." <BR>George (looking puzzled): "Why would she think that?" <BR>Jerry: "I might have mentioned it." <BR>George: "But I'm not a marine biologist." <BR>Jerry: "Yes, I know that." <BR>George: "Why did you tell her that?" <BR>Jerry: "Why, don't you think it's a great job?" <BR>George: "I didn't even know it was a job." <BR> <BR>And so on. As I said, not an exact re-creation, but you get the idea. <BR> <BR>Enjoy!!! </BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for posting this. This is one of my favorites. And it goes to prove that the genius of Seinfeld is in its simplicity. Even if it is not truly accurate it is still awesome.
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