Ode to Vegetable Lasagna

Vegetable Lasagna deserves a poem about him, I thought, because I'm bored and his name is long enough for an acrostic.

V is for the very funny way he speaks E is for the eggheaded matter-of-fact way he composes himself G is for his goofy complexion E is for the wacky lady sitting next to him T is for the taxi he shares with his airplane buddies A is for his apple juice B is for how boring he truly is L is for the lasagna of vegetables which he is E is for the continent he happened to be coming from

L is for the bad luck he has A is for the asylum this man is going to need S is for the seat he had next to the window A is for the alligator he wishes would come and eat Elaine G is for the great way he just sits there N is for the New Jersey Devils face painter he shared a plane with A is for argyle. Sure, as a food, he's vegetable lasagna. But as an article of clothing, I think this guy is a boring argyle sweater. (I know "airplane" is a better choice for "A" but it's too predictable. Argyle. Now THAT'S wild)

-DK

Yeah, that's right.

I love Vegetable Lasagna. I wish his character would have been integrated into more episodes.

"That's my apple juice."--Vegetable Lasagna

Here's a great final episode. Just minutes after Jerry and Elaine say that they are getting back together and that they are leaving for the west coast, we see Vegetable Lasagna and Babu sharing a cab, weapons at the ready, one wanting to kill Elaine and the other Jerry. Babu says i have a present for a very, very bad man. While Vegetable Lasagna just plays with a long piece of rope, smiling when he thinks of what he will do to Elaine