Jul 12, 1998·22 posts by 11 posters·alt.tv.seinfeld
🌀 Off topic🔥 Controversial
Off-topic thread of a user named David H posting incoherent, misspelled messages and making accusations about other users following him across chat rooms, with replies mocking his trolling behavior.
AND WHOT DOSE THAT MAKE YOU FOR GITTING IN A BATTEL OF WITS WITH ME? WITH ALL THESE PEEPUL FOLLOWING LITTEL DAVID H AROND AND BUT YOU DINT THING I NEW THAT??? EVRY TIME I POST TO A NEW CHAT ROOM WON OF THE FAEK DAVID H'S FOOLLOWS BEHINE. THEIR ARE MORE OF US THAN OF YOU!!!
OH AND CONGRATS DX YOU *JUST* GOT THE CROSS POSTING BACK LIEK YOU WONTED ALL ALONG!!!
SORRY TO HERE THAT YOR PRESIOUS LITTEL C2K HAS BITE MARKS IN IT.
FOR THOES OF YOU HOO DONT NO WHOAT C2K IS, SOME PEEPUL IN 90210 THOGHT THERE N.G. WAS SOOO SPECSIAL THAT IT WAS FUTURISTICK LIEK STAR TRECK OR SOMETHINK CAUSE IT AND BUT WAS REELIE JJUST A CLICK OF JELLUS MEAN WONS HOO DINT LIEK LITTEL DAVID H GETTING ATTENSION. SO THERE.
*******HOO NAMED IT C2K? HOO IDEA WAS THAT??????????*******
YOU SHUR DO SPIND A LOT OF TIEM THINGING AND THINGSING ABOT LITTEL DAVID H., DON,T YOU? DONT YOU? HUH? YOU NO DX I THING YOU ARE SWEET ON ME!
S John's the only one who seems to care. Personally, I think that baiting you into spending your rather non-precious time contriving these inane posts is reasonably entertaining. The exhibition of a troll who *explains* his trolls, as if they're so complex that they need to be explained, is very, very funny. Though, perhaps not the joke you thought you were playing.
Eventually I'll get as bored of you as others obviously have, and plonk you into the kill file. So what?
Gee David, jealous much? Are you really this bored during the Seminole off-season with no players to service?
NO I TINK IM IN HIS KILL FILE CAUSE I HAEV A 6TH SINSE ABOT STUFF LIEK THAT.
WELL COME BACK TO REALITY. ALL I EVR WONTED WAS FRENDS. :-)
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:-o <GASP>
!!!!!!!!!!111 OH SHURE I MITE BE SLOW WITTED AND A BAD LERNER AND OH SHURE THE NAYBORHOOD DOGS AND KIDS BARK AND SCREEM WHIN I WALK BYE, BUT I,M MOUNDS AND MOUNDS BETTIR THAN YOU!!!
AND BUT BESIDES **YOU** DX ARE THE WON THE **MEAN** WON HOO STARTID THIS ANY HOWS SO JUST *8STOP IT** **QUIT IT** ****NOW********.
YOU STILLDONT GIT IT. MAY BE MY NEXT POST WILL BE "A THESIS ON EXCPLAINING THINKS TO DX A PROLEGEMMINA" CAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SPOON FEEDING DUDE.
AND THERE YOU GO. :-) 8/31/98. DOSE THOT MEAN ANY THINK TO YUO???? HUH? I BET YOU CANT FIGGER IT OUT!!! BET ME!!! BET ME!!!
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THE OFFISIOAL DAVID H DOO DOO LIST OF MEAN WONS:
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(CHECK DALIE FOR UP DATES)
RATBOY
S JOHN M (FISH OF THE YEAR...HE HOPPED IN MY BOTE)
BIGAL (HE PROBERLY *FAT* AL, IF TRUTH BE NOWN)
LINDA K
VBART
WELBY
DX (MAJOR A-WHOLE)
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EMALE ADRESS: H*R*P*U*F*N*S*T*U*F*F AT E*A*R*T*H*L*I*N*K DOT NET
JUST TAEK OUT THE "*" ABOVE THOT,S ALL AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
**NICE WONS ONLIE***. MEAN WONS CAN KISS MY RER END (PLUS
I HOPE THEY TEE TEE IN THEIR UNDERWHERE TOODAY).
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YOU PAL DH (BEEP BEEP...THAT'S R2D2 SAYING HI!)
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**SUNG TO THE TUNE OF ROADRUNNER***
IF YOR ON THE ENTERNET AND DAVID H GOES "BEEP BEEP" JUST STEP ASIDE OR YOU MITE END UP IN A HEAT. POOR LITTEL DAVID H NEVER BOTHERD ANY WON CROSS POSTING USENET IS HIS IDEA OF HAVING FUN. DAVID H...BEEP BEEP...THE SPAM HIPPO'S AFTER YOU. DAVID H...BEEP BEEP...IF HE CATCHES YOU YOUR THRU.
THAT LINDA K IS A WILD AND CRAZY GAL. WHIN WILL SHE LERN THAT SHE OUGHT TO BE DAVID,S PAL? POOR LITTEL DAVID H JUST WONT,S TO HAVE LOTSA FUN SENDING CHATS AND EMALES TO ALL THE NICE WONS!!!1!
If you were, this might be more interesting. But really, you're just a guy named David H who posts articles about the Florida State Seminoles. A troll so banal as to you use the same ID to post his trolls and to explain them. It's kind of like watching the Wizard of Oz with the curtain pulled back, except without the flair of a good writer.
Get what? That each post I make you take time out of your busy, busy day to followup? Who's got the fish hook in their mouth, troll?
I USED TO BE A RESPICTED PERSON IN THIS CHAT ROOM INTILL DX SMEERED MY GOOD NAME. DONKT LET THIS HAPPIN TO YOU!! YOU CUDL BE THE NEXT WON HE SMEERS LIEK DOO DOO!
FITE BACK! TELL DX YOU AREN,T GONG TO TAKE THIS CARP FROM HIM!!!1
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THE OFFISIOAL DAVID H DOO DOO LIST OF MEAN WONS:
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(CHECK DALIE FOR UP DATES)
RATBOY
S JOHN M (FISH OF THE YEAR...HE HOPPED IN MY BOTE)
BIGAL (HE PROBERLY *FAT* AL, IF TRUTH BE NOWN)
LINDA K
VBART
WELBY
DX (MAJOR A-WHOLE)
Hey DAVID H, why not also have a "SKITTEL LIST OF NICE WONS"?
Kevin R. Gowen, II
"Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your
favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your
dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your
dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" - Jack Burton
"These are my heroes...it's one of the greatest moments in my life."
-Nelson Mandela, on his meeting with the Spice Girls
Bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye. - Confucius, Lun Yu 1:16
Kevin R. Gowen, II
"Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your
favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your
dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your
dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" - Jack Burton
"These are my heroes...it's one of the greatest moments in my life."
-Nelson Mandela, on his meeting with the Spice Girls
Bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye. - Confucius, Lun Yu 1:16
OOPPPSSS. That will teach me to read the post clearly next time. Let me rephrase that...
No, I mustn't "smeer" his good name. But I must "smeer" his name period. I hate his the way he posts like this and wish he would post like the intelligent person he seems to sometimes be in alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles.
DO NOT BELEEV THIS DX LIER!!! THIS IS SO UNTRUE!!! HE DON,T HAEV NO GONADS OR HE WULD PROOV THIS!!! CAUSE HE CAN,T CAUSE IT NOT TRUUE. (GO NOLES!!!1!!)
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! YOU MUST *STOP* SMEERING MY GOOD NAME!!
WELL THAT MUSTA BEEN Y OR FAVRITE MOOVIE CAUSE YOU OBVEULSLY INJOY ME!!! HOW MINY DOTOTHIES DOSE IT TAEK TO SKREW IN A LITEBULB? ANSWIR: JUST WON CAUSE SHE WAS PRETTY SMART.
******* SEE ILLUSTRASTION BELOW**********
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HAY DX WELL COME TO THE DECK OF MY BOTE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!1! THEIR!! NOW HAEV YOU LERNED YOR LESSIN? CAUSE I,LL KEEP CALLIN YOU NAMES IF YOU DONT, LEVE ME ALOAN!! I AM A NICE WON. YOU ARE A MEAN WON. NICE >>>>>>>>>>MEAN. HAHAHAHA!! DAVID H RUTSES DX!! DAVID H RUTSES DX!! SERUSLY I WON;T THIS SHINANIGANS TO **CEESE** RITE NOW!! YOU REALLIE BUG ME DX AND IT MAKE MY TUMMY SICK WHIN YOU HURT ME LIEK THSI IN FORNT OF EVRY WON CAUSE THERE ARE **GIRLS** **CUTE** GIRLS READING AND YOU ARE GIVING ME A BAD NAME!! I NEEDS A DATE **BAD** AND YOU ARE IMBRASING ME!!! SO TOP IT!! NOW!!
You know dx -- since doofus likes to cross post so much -- and since he tries to be intelligent in his little FSU ng -- maybe you should crosspost all responses to his imbecilic messages to his favorite football forum.....
FSU vs Texas A & M (kickoff Classic) - and it isn't a home game for FSU
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Kim Copeland Epsilon Alpha Phi
B.S. Child Development Alpha Phi Omega
Florida State University Kappa Omicron Nu
Tallahassee, Florida
I YAM RILLY SORRY THAT I YELED AT MYSLEF LIK THAT. OBVEEUSLY I DO"NT HALF A WIT TO BADDEL WITH.
DOS ANEWON LIKE MY NEW HARESCUT? MY MOTHRE USED A BIG BOLE AND I TOLE HER I DIN"T WANT TO LUKE LIKEXXXXXXXX LOKEXXXX LOOK LIKE ALFLAFA BUT SHE SED THAT ALL THE GURLS WOLD JUST LIKE ME MORE. I DONOT THINK MY IMAGINERY GURLFIEND IS GOINNG TO LIKE THAT BUT MY MOM DUSN"T BELIF I HALF A GURLFRIND AND WOLDNOT GIF ME ANE MONEIES WHEN WE HAD AN ACKSIDENT.
OH, NO! WAIT! I DIN"T MEEN THAT KIND OF ACKSIDENT! NO - DAVIDH CAN"T HALF THAT KIND OF ACKSIDENT. IF YOU NOW WHUT I MENXXX MEAN. I HAD MY OOWN KINDOF ACKSIDENT WITH A PEACE OF PLEYGROND EKWIPMENT IN THRID GRAID. OUCHE!!
Kevin R. Gowen, II
"Next time some eight foot tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your
favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you've paid your
dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like
that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. 'Have you paid your
dues, Jack?' 'Yes, sir, the check is in the mail.'" - Jack Burton
"These are my heroes...it's one of the greatest moments in my life."
-Nelson Mandela, on his meeting with the Spice Girls
Bu huan ren zhi bu ji zhi, huan bu zhi ren ye. - Confucius, Lun Yu 1:16