Elaine takes a dump

Remember that episode where Elaine and Jerry's girlfriend were taking a crap side by side and Jerry's girlfriend wouldn't "spare a square" of toilet paper for Elaine to wipe her butt?

You're a little warped. Yes, they were peeing. Women use "squares" for that too!

Hey who says that they werent taking a shit......is it too politically incorrect to refer to Elaine taking a crap but not to George?

No, you're not incorrect.... you're wrong. Elaine was peeing. It has nothing to do with politically right or wro9ng, you just didn't watch the show right. Get a grip.

Bugsbunny

That's right, for one thing, how do you clean yourself up with just one square? That's why I assumed it was number 1.

Jerome.

On Sun, 17 Jan 1999 05:31:59 GMT, "bugs.halliday" wrote:

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Stockm2115 wrote:

YES!!! And typically that evil sow - rat Elaine took mendacious revenge...I would like to see her wipe Newmans butt.

Elaine and Jerry's girlfriend were peeing!

I should only hope that *you* could share (not spare) a square with Newman.

Have fun!

Bugsbunny

how can you know they were peeing???? in my opinion the where taking a dump, and elainewas only happy with one one square. maybe jerry's girlfriend was taking a dump, and she didnt have a square to spare for elaine, who was peeing.

On Tue, 19 Jan 1999, bugs.halliday wrote:

Are you trying to be vile and rude on purpose, or is this just how you
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Wow, that's groundbreaking news! I actually thought that TV celebrities didn't have that body function...